I haven't heard this one before ...
cnyknight
New York
Went to a local club during the day for a quick drink and got chatted up by a dancer.
She wasn't really my type but only 2 girls on, the other was closer to what I would usually prefer but she kept bouncing between her regulars.
Anyway ... the dancer who was talking with me tells me the normal idle chit chat, what she likes to do etc. She was pretty open and honest with her answers, I felt like she wasn't the type to sugar coat stuff. I asked her how her significant other feels about her dancing and her reply was not only was she "single" but she hasn't dated in 5 years and hasn't been laid in that long either.
Keep in mind this is a strict topless bar, no ITC menu.
I usually expect some form of SS line but this one was a little over the top. Pessimist in me is throwing the BS flag but part of me was thinking that during the whole conversation she was one of these pretty straight forward tell it like it is kind of dancers.
Anyway ... what do you all think BS or could be true? Have you ever gotten a similar line before?
She wasn't really my type but only 2 girls on, the other was closer to what I would usually prefer but she kept bouncing between her regulars.
Anyway ... the dancer who was talking with me tells me the normal idle chit chat, what she likes to do etc. She was pretty open and honest with her answers, I felt like she wasn't the type to sugar coat stuff. I asked her how her significant other feels about her dancing and her reply was not only was she "single" but she hasn't dated in 5 years and hasn't been laid in that long either.
Keep in mind this is a strict topless bar, no ITC menu.
I usually expect some form of SS line but this one was a little over the top. Pessimist in me is throwing the BS flag but part of me was thinking that during the whole conversation she was one of these pretty straight forward tell it like it is kind of dancers.
Anyway ... what do you all think BS or could be true? Have you ever gotten a similar line before?
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In this situation, were I interested, I would.have taken the conversation further and found out just how "true" her not laid story was.
P.S. She was an only child.
Exactly this. The line she provided is a canned one kept in reserve for nosy guys who start prying into her dating/sex lives. It is designed to both put them at ease with her "no SO" status and to get them thinking about the fact that she might be sexually frustrated. Almost absolutely BS.
But there is no upside in pressing the matter. In fact, the old "does your SO mind if you do this" line is not a good one as it makes some of them defensive and/or feel compelled to make shit up.
Had a 23 year old stripper tell me that she's a virgin & that most she's done sexually is being fingered back in high school.
I loved it.
Wow.
That's taking SS to a whole new level of ridiculousness.
I don't know if I'd be amused or insulted if I was ever told anything like that.
@JayJayDancer, if I could guarantee a response like you provide above about your tits, I would ask every dancer I like about her SO.
@ jayjay - I can't imagine how much I would pay to be with a dancer who was lactating! I loved that shit so much when my wife did it I almost consented to another kid just for one more shot at some titty milk LOL!