Comments by hassenpfeffer65

Nice review

The oil change at PEP Boys ... brilliant logistics.

I didn’t consider or ask if it was the shift change but that could explain the lack of people. The timing of my visit was obviously pretty bad.

Papi and Laplurker... I understand your comments. Sometimes I decide FOMO is the regret I can deal with and sometimes I go all in and deal with the regret of the aftermath. Nixur, next time I’m in SoFla I’ll let you know.

IMHO, and with experience to back it up, when in Canada your money is better spent at the massage parlors than SCs.

How many women are you stringing along? CF, SAs, and all secrets that must be hidden from your wife! It doesn’t matter how smart you are (or think you are) you can’t juggle that many lies and deceptions and steer clear of eating a shit sandwich sooner or later.

This story provides one more possible response for the recurring threads about dating or falling for a stripper who continues to work despite being in a “serious relationship”... Why are you wasting your time getting all angst-y and asking for help dealing with your “feelings” in a strip clubber forum... just light that shit up homey!

That is bat shit crazy! What bothers me most is that she pulled that stunt even though the customer was still compensating her for her time when he was dissatisfied with the service, that is more than fair. I wonder if she would have pulled the same stunt if he had finished the song? Is it a scam she tries to pull regularly rather than a heat-of-the-moment response to rejection?

Good suggestion Shailyn. I used to think the pics on the Canadian P4P websites were all fake or at least heavily augmented. Then I actually had the chance to partake in a massage parlor on a trip a couple of years ago. I researched all the web sites and TERB to make my choice. The girl was exactly as advertised. Definitely one of the most physically beautiful women I’ve ever ever experienced... real dream girl material... and surprisingly affordable. So my sample size is 1, but It was a really good one. Just do your research ahead of time.

Congratulations jackslash! A toast to tits in the face, love for rent, and the chumps who partake!

Try including LPIN (Legal Prostitution In Nevada) in your searches. “LPIN reviews” should lead you to some message boards that are not run by the brothels.

There was this one hot little spinner who approached me, sat in my lap, flirted, and then asked several times if knew her dad and was going to rat her out. I was far from home and there was no way I knew him. I figured I must have resembled one of her father’s friends or she was trying to play into some kind of bat shit crazy daddy fantasy. She stopped asking, gave me some great service in the VIP that she seemed to enjoy as much as I did, and as we were cleaning up asked again, “are you sure you don’t know my dad?”

I’ve been to several over the past twenty years but I’m not a regular customer since my home base is on the east coast. A few thoughts based on comments so far... 1-The brothels in eastern NV (Wells and Elko) are much less expensive than those closer to Vegas and Reno but in my limited experience it’s unlikely you will find your dream girl hooker in eastern NV. They are by no means boner killing ugly and will certainly work hard for the money but the seven up factories are in the West. 2-Yes, they can be expensive but in my experience you get what you pay for. Prior to my most recent visit I was a low paying customer, negotiating rock bottom prices and I got what I paid for, mechanical and a bit rushed sex with disengaged partners. This past year I chose to pay for a top shelf experience and it was amazing. I wrote a review under Love Ranch here on TUSCL. 3-SJG mentioned laws that keep the sex workers on site. This can’t be right. Many of the ladies openly advertise and encourage outdates and even say they will stay in your hotel room, but it has to be within the state of NV. I’ve never done this but I understand it’s very expensive, like 10k minimum! I also wonder how they handle personal security when they go off with a stranger. 4-These ladies do have reviews and they aren’t difficult to find. I did a lot of research before my most recent experience because I was only willing to pay first class prices if there was a guarantee of first class service. 5-I chose to visit these brothels because my travels put me within arms reach. If I had the freedom to take a sex vacation to any destination I would probably choose an FKK tour or Tijuana over NV... or maybe even Detroit.

I’m right there with Papi Chulo and Electronman. My variant is, “I stopped in for some eye candy” and it usually has the same effect. My fav response so far is, “I got the sweets you’re looking for baby.”

I agree that he sounds like a real douchebag. There are so many other ways he could have handled the situation that would have been non threatening.

Best of luck extracting yourself from your ATFs whirlwind of chaos. Your mention of her 13 year old son broke my heart. Being that age is shitty enough, but having a wigged out mom who selfishly won’t confront her substance abuse problems turns his life into a giant shit sandwich.

1. A mid-week stop at a “club” in the back of an adult book store in no-where-ville NY, May 2000. Walked in and found I was the only customer and there were two dancers who were absolutely not my type. Should have walked out but instead I stayed and drained my wallet on lap dances. The weird thing is I remember their fugly faces better than other dancers Ive had over the years who I thought were beautiful. 2. More generally, I agree with Sir that the lying and sneaking around, which I’ve done my fair share of to visit SCs, makes me feel like a major PL

If you check out the article about HK contributed by Eastcoaster back in June, there’s a link to a 90min video that is def not PG. https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50146 the link is posted by him down in the comments section, not in the actual article.

I've used airbnb for two family vacations and each time we had the place to ourselves with a greater level of privacy than you get in a hotel. The ads will often say whether or not the owner is off premises. If it doesn't, just ask beforehand. In my limited experience the owners respond quickly and politely to inquiries.

I once returned to my table after a VIP and one of the more aggressive veteran dancers came right up to me and asked, "Did she make you cum?". The first dancer was new so the veteran may have been looking for intel on the services the new one was offering. I said, "No, but I had a great time", which was the truth. I then went back with the vet and she finished the job.

Geez why are you guys throwing so much shade over this question? I've given the condom lap dance a try for a few reasons... I often blow pretty large loads and when I've LDKd the mess in my pants is embarrassing and annoying ... I like going commando but worry about STD transmission ... the condoms with extra head space and lube (usually called "his pleasure" or similar) offer a really nice soft movement against the glans during lap dances that, to me, is a great sensation that I prefer to a vigorous dry grind. To address Juice's question, I've found I can roll on a regular drugstore condom while flaccid and it stays on. It feels a little awkward and requires a small amount of adjustment as I start to grow but it does the trick. If this doesn't work for you there are "snug fit" condoms you can try (look at the website 'lucky bloke' for sizing descriptions). So here are two anecdotal dancer reactions I've experienced. At a non-extras club with room cameras I told the dancer she was going to make me nut and wanted to put on a condom to catch the mess. She seemed to appreciate that I was offering to spare her contact with my spunk but said I would need to go to the bathroom to apply it. When I returned she finished the job with a great attitude and sensuality. Another time a different dancer did not fully listen to my words and thought I was requesting extras. Her response was, "you are not sticking your dick in any part of me!" So that killed the mood, she lost extra income, and I'm sure she posted her experience on stripper web.

There have been several clubs I liked that have closed down, but the only one that makes me drift into a nostalgic haze is Cheaters (aka the pink palace) formerly in Providence. That club was a like a trip to Zona Norte. I have never touched so many girls in so many places as in that club - and all out in the open. Not to mention the services in the curtained rooms!

"Supertanker", hadn't heard that one before... Hilarious!

The LATimes article says ticketed passengers can cross can cross the new airport bridge.

I'm fascinated by SGs. The women featured there have a 'F- you and your societal norms' attitude and modify their appearance for shock value. But they still want to be a pretty, sex kitten, pin-up, which is such a standard way of seeking approval and attention, especially from men. Then I stop thinking about it and just enjoy that they're young, hot, and want to show off their bodies!