"So what brings you in tonight?"

The free buffet. You like glitter. Stimulating conversation. The sticky floors. Ear piercing music. Second hand smoke.

The answers are plenty.

I usually just say I was in the area and decided to stop in.

I just answer "I like naked women"

I usually if I like the looks of her just say “you baby”

^^^Because most of the people asking these kind of questions are pretty lame and they ain’t got no game.

Look at pretty girls

If you are worrying about a stripper line like that then you're already in over your head.

Good food and hot women.

Know what you want. If you like the look of her, give a warm answer like Twentyfive suggested. If you don't like her, say "I'm going to watch the stage/the game on TV/drink."

I heard there were naked girls here

Agree with Digitech and also "looking for my special lady" if you don't want to have her staying around.

I tell them "I gave up looking for Miss Right so I'm looking for Miss Right Now. Interested?"

If she's hot I say something similar to 25 like you baby or sweetie. If she's not hot I usually say something like I didn't pay my cable bill or that I'm looking for my favorite dancer and it's not you!

In town for business, and now it's time for pleasure.

Just say you're practicing RickyBoy's The System. Which you are anyway, right?

I always say for the cold beer the hot women

"The scenery."

My dick is lonely, can you be his friend?

I always say to blow off steam.

I use the same answer as Papi Chulo--- "I like naked women; is that OK?"

I can't tell you how many times the stripper has replied either, "that's a good answer, you in the right place, want to see?" or "I do too" and that started a good conversation and often times an even better short term relationship.

I’m right there with Papi Chulo and Electronman. My variant is, “I stopped in for some eye candy” and it usually has the same effect. My fav response so far is, “I got the sweets you’re looking for baby.”

I usually say - I stopped in to see some tits and ass - but I’m really looking for pussy!

I get that question all the fucking time. After trying many non-satisfying answers, I now just say something along the lines of .... "I'm here because I love nude women, and I'm looking for the friendliest dancer here to show me a good time." Her reaction to that statement usually gives me a good indication of whether or not I want to spend more time with her.

JS69 ftw!

Uber

Look the dancer in the eye and tell her: I always come to the semen depository when I am full. If they respond: "would you like to make a deposit"; you are all set.

My reply...

Are you really that dense?

I always want to let the girls know who I am, what I do, and why I am at the club. I tell them these things and more before they ask.

SJG

"My other head wants attention from mostly naked women!"

My go-to answer is "titties 'n' beer." It's the honest answer, usually, gets a laugh and starts an easy conversation. If I am there for specific reason, like a really bad day at work, lost a contract, long drive back from a meeting/conference/etc., I will answer with that. With an intelligent girl that can be a good conversation starter as well. With a less intelligent or less interested girl, you can usually see the fog behind their eyes as they try to process an honest answer.

It's a getting to know you type of question that a stripper will ask, usually followed up by other questions to make it seem like she is interested in you, in order to sell you on dances. Consider it SS, part of her sales technique, hustle, etc. She doesn't care what brought you in, more interested in that you are there and you might be able to drop some cash on her. So no secret answer.

I normally go with coming from the casino, checking things out here before I head for home. Quite often I am actually just coming from the casino and if I'm stopping in I have some winnings to spend. Even got some pics on my phone of some of my wins. Has worked out well.

When traveling it will be, "Here in this town to expand a business. Looking to make some local friends. Starting here at this club because I like beautiful women."

SJG

SJG: "Also, can you help me load this rug into the back of my white, windowless van?"

"Inside the rug is this guy named Ishamel."

SJG

OOOoooOOOooohhh... online threats from a guy who can't spell 'Ishmael'.

Is this where you launch into another one of your manic Asperger's loops?

Ishmael, rolled up inside of a rug is where you belong.

SJG

"Twat"

I've actually told a few dancers that I was really interested in "Oh, I'm just here looking for a girl to take to VIP."