Lotsa Hotties

I was in South Florida for job related travel and thanks to TUSCL reviews had a short list of clubs I hoped to visit. This review is of the fourth club I visited during my stay.

I put Dean’s Gold on my short list because of the glowing review by Warrior15 and its reputation for really hot women. This was the last night of my stay in SoFla and the last club I visited. I wanted to see and experience this club but I wanted to leave with no regrets, which for me are spending too much money or allowing myself to go too far with extras. I had already spent quite a bit on other SCs during this South Florida sojourn (reviews submitted) so I chose to limit my cash on this outing. I’ve also had experiences where I got drunk on desire and allowed myself to participate in activities that resulted in worry and regret for weeks afterward. With this club’s reputation for having knockout strippers with expensive behind the curtain activities, I knew it would be a challenge to control myself so I purposefully chose to take $350, enough to sample the women but prevent a trip behind the curtains for a grand tour. It was around 22:30 on a Tuesday night. When I pulled into the parking lot I saw the valet sign at the club’s entrance and self-parked in the first lot you enter from the highway. Nothing was said by the valet or doorman as I approached so I figured it was OK to park free of charge. The facility is definitely posh and there were a lot of very expensive luxury cars parked outside. I began to wonder if I should turn around and head somewhere else. I half-expected the doorman to turn me away for showing up in a rented Chevy but instead I was welcomed, told the cover was $15, and to have fun. As I entered a couple of PLs were being led to the left part of the club (the back) by hot looking dancers and I thought that the hype for beautiful women might be true. The interior of the club seemed really nice and well maintained – at least as well as anyone can see in the semi-dark. I walked past the bar closest to the door (where some of the dancers hang out) and turned right, trying to decide where to sit. There was activity this night but plenty of open seats and tables and plenty of women (30+), way more than PLs. I found a seat near the main stage and ordered a water ($6). The water was a standard clear plastic bottle with paper wrapper you could buy at any market. I know I only ordered water but for that price I expected a classier presentation, at Solid Gold a couple of nights earlier they at least had water in colored glass bottles. If they want you to you pay $6 it may as well be for something that at least LOOKS special. I sat and watched the stage show, they had two dancers occupying the stage at all times and a third on some type of raised area to the left of the stage – my memory is of the third dancer being on steps but that seems weird and dangerous. As I checked out the dancers on and off the stage, I thought that most of them were very hot indeed. I also noticed most of the activity was at the interior bar where PLs were linked to dancers, some had two – I saw some serious smokeshows and I was very jealous. It didn’t take too long for a dancer to join me and asked if I wanted a dance after a very small amount of conversation. The $20 dance area is a horseshoe shaped assemblage of benches that are completely open to the rest of the club. Over the course of the evening I sampled five dancers. All had amazingly fit hardbodies with very little body fat and pretty faces, so in that respect this club lived up to the hype. They were all Cuban, and one of them told me, “ALL the dancers here tonight are Cuban” but she may have been exaggerating. They did speak fluent English so there were no communication problems, and all five offered “everything in the back” for $500 + room fee. I turned down each offer and saw no need to negotiate because that wasn’t my mission that night. But as with any good salesperson they took my refusals as an invitation to try harder to convince me. They did this by offering a broad array of activities, including things I wouldn’t have guessed could be available. Needless to say, these women were very tempting and my little head was seriously regretting my choice to bring limited funds. There were two who I would have dropped a lot of cash to experience. One had a look that is my kryptonite and had a sexy attitude and movements that had me at full attention. The other wasn’t as physical with me but her tight body, sultry look, and playful personality made me want more.

In retrospect I do not regret limiting my activities since my goal was to satisfy my curiosity about the hotness of the women. I do wish I had done this reconnaissance earlier in my stay so I could have soberly considered returning with more money and game so I could do more than sample one of those Cuban beauties. The scene and the women in the club were definitely “top shelf”, “high-end”, name your superlative. One disclaimer regarding my view of the women is I don’t get to club very often and definitely not in a high-density SC region like SoFla - you PLs there have got it made. I’m sure if I saw these dancers every week I would become desensitized and picky and start writing reviews about poor dancer quality. But for a tourist I was a kid in a candy store. Secondly, a problem with clubbing in SoFL is there are so many options that it’s impossible to recon and follow up on every good club, even the ones on a well-researched short list. Hell, I didn’t even make it to Tootsie’s on this trip. Maybe next time.