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8 years ago
^^^^I think he's trying to break the internet!
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8 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
It looks like rick introduced a new acronym to the TUSCL lexicon - HCP
Excellent story! I found myself wondering what else she said and how crazy she would have to get before you kicked her out.
"She told me she has a fairy living in her vagina. She said it would love meet me but it's currently out buying a pack smokes and an energy drink." ...and I still wanted to bang that smoking body!
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8 years ago
^^^after a while you can take all the money you saved and go on a bender in Detroit, Atlanta, or Tijuana!
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8 years ago
I made the choice to look... Wishing I could unsee that.
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8 years ago
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ndnmanYou got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
Yes, I have seen this - young women dyeing their hair grey/silver. So far I haven't seen it I a SC but I've seen it on women/girls who were going for a goth, witchy, or Suicide Girl look. It's definitely done for shock value, to challenge norms, and for attention. A young face + hot body + grey hair doesn't add up so you do a double take.
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8 years ago
I'm torn... I'm heartbroken for that family in England who just learned their daughter probably OD'd while partying at her stripper-job when they thought she was Studying nursing in Australia. But at the same time I want to head there and find some of those pretty-British-stripper-party girls and get some of those "extras" mentioned in the article!
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8 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Excellent, Subraman!
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8 years ago
Went to Follies for the first time last month and it was everything I had read about and hoped for (see review). If I could make it to Atlanta on a regular schedule I would do the same as you - save my cash, blow it on a day or two of debauchery at that little slice of SC paradise, return home, repeat.
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8 years ago
I wonder what qualifies this article as "sports"?
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8 years ago
Congrats on unexpectedly finding happiness for a few hours. Your post could have easily been a rant about your disappointment over a lost opportunity to have sex with a hot young woman but instead you gave us a glimpse at another type of experience. One that can be rewarding and pleasurable in a very different type of way. Thanks.
That said... Did you ever get to nail your CF? ;-)
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8 years ago
Those tits, those lips, those eyes, Holy Shit what a package!! Thanks for sharing MrD
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8 years ago
^excellent advice
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8 years ago
Excellent!
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8 years ago
I agree with above. If at all possible make your first visit in daylight, even if it's just drive-by reconnaissance to see where the clubs are. They are all within a close radius but the three by the interstate exit (Hustlers, Hollywood, and Kitty's) have a safer feel since they are so visible to the rest of the world. I've been to Hustlers and Hollywood weeknights after 11:00 and the fenced and monitored parking lots helped give me the peace of mind to walk (not run, haha!) to my vehicle; and you can usually park pretty close to the entrance.
If you are looking for extras you'll have to put on your brave face and venture a little farther into the neighborhood. Depending upon how soon you go you'll at least have the advantage of extended Summer day length.
Have fun and be safe!
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8 years ago
Hilarious! Spit out my meatball sub!
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8 years ago
I wonder what's in the bottle? I assume it's an imported beer from the foil on the top.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Excellent!!!!!!!
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8 years ago
Thanks, Londonguy, that video dredged up some intense memories. My first trips to SCs were high end clubs in the early 1990's in Atlanta and Southern FL and I couldn't believe my eyes. I remember thinking the women looked like airbrushed Playboy models. Of course, as mentioned by Papi, there was no contact, but damn they looked so good.
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8 years ago
I hope you came home to clean litter box! Here's to a speedy recovery!
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8 years ago
Why five months? I live in a SC free zone (nothing worth visiting unless I travel 3 hrs) so I only get to partake when I'm traveling alone, which happens a few times a year. The rest of the time I can only club vicariously through TUSCL reviews!
judyjudy - you are so welcome! Maybe I'll find someone like you to spend some money on this weekend!
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8 years ago
I hear you! Nothing beats a PB&J on wheat for sweet and savory simplicity. I like to pair mine with salty tortilla chips and an IPA.
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8 years ago
rabbit stew
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9 years ago
"Boobieblog"! HAHA, gotta love it!
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9 years ago
1. 1991 a first visit to a SC. It was somewhere in south Florida and high end. I couldn't believe what I saw!
2. 2001 first visit to a club alone, first lap dance and lapgasm.
3. 2010 discovered TUSCL and had my first ITC BJ
4. 2015 first time a dancer unzipped my pants and pulled me out just because she was horny.
My experiences nearly fit a geologic time scale! I'll probably work my way up to OTC around 2051!