He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told,
But how is that possible when he is so old?
In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat,
And the stuff he does with young girls right there is really quite neat.
The vagina inspector, that's what his t-shirts say,
Viagra, Cialis, or Levitea, he must take a dozen a day.
If a clubs in the news, he'll report the details to us all with determination and grit,
And if it happens in Flo Rida., it's guaranteed to involve some real stripper shit.
Retrograde ejaculation, well he's got that too,
Not sure what that means except when you cum there's no goo.
He's as old as the hills, that much is true,
But he rarely leaves the club with balls that are blue.
And this guy's car -- he drives an awesome Mustang GT,
If I get to be that old, just like him is what I want to be.
Who is this master of young Atlanta sluts?
Well, he's called shaddowcat,
A very old guy who regularly fucks young strippers, just imagine that.
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last commentI ain't old! LOL. Other than that you did a good job of painting a portrait of me. Thanks.
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Sorry, I should've said "older" instead of "old."
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Good poem JS69. That is exactly why we all want to be like Shadowcat when we grow up.
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Owning a mustang, NO WAY for me!
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I appreciate a good poem. +1
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Good job JS69.....and shadowcat, you are a good sport.
Good hunting to all this week!
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He is the master!
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@ShadowCat,
There have been lots of thread where this issue of front room action and leading it and treating her like a civilian date, versus buying dances and the back rooms has been discussed.
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In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat,
And the stuff he does with young girls right there is really quite neat.
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Have you altered your practices and are you doing more in the front room now? Especially if you can start DFKing her in the front room, It can get a girl loosened up so that even if you do then go to the back room, it will be much more GFE.
Now discussed here:
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SJG
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The above discussion link is wrong. Here is the correct one. At the end of the thread:
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So Shadowcat, are you doing more in the front room, in that dark corner, and being able to lead it more because you are the one controlling the money and because it is not measured in songs?
SJG
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