Lies

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I expect to be lied to at a strip club. But until recently I'd never had a dancer lie in response to my frequent question: "are your breasts real or fake." I always ask this if I'm interested, if she has big breasts, and if I haven't seen her on stage. But sure enough last week a dancer says they're real, I get a dance, and they're fake as a $4 bill. Not even close after I touch. WTF? I guess now I have to get a feel first cause I don't do fakes, or else I just refuse dances until I see them on stage.

What's the worst lie you've ever been told by a stripper?

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mikeya02
10 years ago
You know the saying John..."ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies"
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I guess it would be a lie by omission. My ATF was married for the last 11 months of our 8 year relationship. Pretty much explains why she didn't get the box of See's candy that I had mailed to her address before she got married.
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
What salesperson does not lie :)
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rockstar666
10 years ago
My ATF had some lame excuse to break an OTC date once, but we kissed and made up. That's about it because I never rely on a dancer for anything.
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Diva1975
10 years ago
Thank you Papi Chulo my breasts look and feel real so if I guy asks me if they are real I say yes it's a no brainer
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dtek
10 years ago
Not sure what you mean by "worst lie." If you mean most outrageous and obviously untrue lie, here's my contribution:

Several years ago a dancer who I'd know for a while told me that she had seven *identical* brothers. This was a whopper so inconceivable that I asked her if she really had seven brothers who were identical with each other. She confirmed.
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ime
10 years ago
Wait what, strippers lie. Now i have to rethink everything.
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chandler
10 years ago
The stripper who told the club she was 22 but confided to me that she was actually 20. It turned out she was 17. I wish she hadn't lied, because I don't believe in repeatedly having nasty sex with 17-year-olds.
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
By now we should know that strippers are going to tell us what we want to hear; so might as well not be shocked even if they claim they have been to the moon LOL.
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jackslash
10 years ago
A dancer told me her mom had cancer. I suspected a con, but she never asked for money for her mom's treatment. For many months she gave me reports on how her mom was doing. Then one day I went on line and searched for her on Facebook and other sites. I learned her mom had died 4 years ago.

I'm still puzzled by her lying about something so serious without even trying to get money out of me.
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Tiredtraveler
10 years ago
That's just razor burn down there!
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dtek
10 years ago
@jackslash

A few years back at a club I used to stop by for a drink on my way home from work one girl tearfully told everyone that her father had just died. He lived, she said, in a town a couple of hundred miles away and the funeral was going to be there. She alone, had to make arrangements for the funeral. People in the club, customers, bartenders, and other dancers were all sympathetic and offered condolences. The funeral was scheduled for the following Saturday, and every day we got an update on how much work the funeral preparations were and how sad she was.

Then, a funny thing happened. When the Saturday of the funeral came she was scheduled and showed up to work the day shift as if nothing had happened. I can't remember what BS reason she gave for being at the club instead of at the funeral, but nothing more was ever said by her about it.

Incidentally, this was the same girl who had "seven identical brothers." ;)
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Clackport
10 years ago
She told me she loves me?
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dtek
10 years ago
^^^^^
I've heard that one a few times too. ;)
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
Wow – your dick is so big
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I think this quote fits here.

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies"
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4got2wipe
10 years ago
But Papi_Chulo what if she says your dick is just brilliant!
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tumblingdice
10 years ago
I bought it at TJmaxx.
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tumblingdice
10 years ago
George never whipped it out.
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motorhead
10 years ago
Just because I dance on a pole does not make me a hoe
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
I normally average $1000 to $2000 per shift – with no contact.
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jackslash
10 years ago
A dancer once told me she had only had sex with 3 guys. I thought she was lying. But maybe she meant only 3 guys that night.
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Svenhxc166
10 years ago
The first time I had FS ITC, while we're getting dressed, I tell the girl she just busted by strip club cherry. She says, "This is my first time having sex in the club too. I usually just do BJs and HJs but I was so horny tonight and you look clean." Then she told me I made her cum three times. I appreciate the ego boost, but it is possible to lay it on too thick.
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warhawks
10 years ago

At one club I went to in the past, there was a dancer who used to go around telling everyone how much money she had already made in a day.
It would be 2 or 3 in the afternoon and she'd be saying she'd already made $1,000 or more from VIP dances.

The amazing thing would be, I would have been there since noon, and never once saw her go into or come out of the VIP area.

Never understood why she felt like she had to say things like that... When everyone knew she was just making it up.
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
"I really like you."
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MrDeuce
10 years ago
"Hello, handsome"
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
"You're so smart and handsome and funny."

And all I did was say "Hi."
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Clubber
10 years ago
dtek,

A serial lying dancer? Now that is hard to believe!
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