Had a reunion with the ATF after many months apart. It was fun, and we picked up right where we left off. She hasn't changed one bit. But I've changed a lot, and as a result I couldn't help feeling a little disappointed. An ATF is great, but not as great as I remembered. I know why. Many have suggested that a DS is the same as an ATF. But they're not. A DS changes you in a way that an ATF never can.
Your ATF fulfills all of your requests
Your DS fulfills all of your dreams
Your ATF turns you on
Your DS ignites a fire in you
Your ATF will cum once
Your DS will keep cumming as long as you last
You pay your ATF because you have to
You pay your DS because you want to
Your ATF lasts until a better girl comes along
Your DS can never be surpassed
Your ATF grows older
Your DS is timeless
Your ATF has wonderful breasts
Your DS has the ultimate breasts
You must wear a condom with your ATF
You can't wear a condom with your DS
You always take Viagra before an ATF date
Your DS can make you forget to take pills
Your ATF makes you feel special
Your DS makes you feel young
You must remind your ATF about your date
Your DS has been expecting you all week
You don't want to imagine clubbing without your ATF
You can't imagine clubbing without your DS
Your ATF gets your income
Your DS gets your kids inheritance
Your ATF is what a man your age always hopes to find
Your DS is something that you never knew existed for a man your age
Your ATF makes your wife seem frigid and unsatisfying
Your DS makes you forget that you have a wife
Your ATF makes you feel like you won the lottery
Your DS makes you feel like you're Bill Gates' only heir, and he just died
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last commentUnless a dream stripper is imaginary, she becomes your ATF.
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@shadowcat “Unless a dream stripper is imaginary”
are you trying to suggest that there is ANY possibility that @JohnSmith69’s dream stripper isn’t imaginary?
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SC, I know I may never win this issue, but I will always maintain that there is a dancer who is above an ATF. If you had her, you would understand.
As for the ever present suggestion that my DS is all in my head, I am considering the possibility of showing a picture or two at the next TUSCL meetup if I can make it. Nothing distributed electronically but I have pics on my phone where the wife can't find them.
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No you will never win this issue. There can only be one ATF. The fact that my relationship ended badly does not change the fact that she was/is still my ATF. And showing us photographs of a beautiful female proves nothing and doesn't change the definition of ATF.
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How about if I have my arm around her in the photograph?
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^^^^ better yet, have that photo in front of a ferrari screen saver....lol
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And your arm around a beautiful girl proves what? Here are a couple of dictionary references for you.
All Time: thefreedictionary.com
Dream: google.com
Time out for dinner. :)
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Words can, of course, have multiple meanings. One meaning of "dream" is:
One that is exceptionally gratifying, excellent, or beautiful: Her boyfriend is a dream.
thefreedictionary.com
Not sure how I can do better than to show you a picture of her with me. I know you guys too well to take you to her club.
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Ha. I believe you. These guys might need a picture of you in her rather than with her.
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Mornin JS69. I can top your photo. I have one with my arm around my ATF next to my 2011 Mustang GT in the parking lot of the Extended Stay America. I also have about 25 photos of her in various stages of undress. You can also type gridget in the TUSCL search box. If that isn't enough I can give you names of half a dozen TUSCL members that have met her.
All that and it still doesn't change a thing. She is not a DS. She was/is my ATF.
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Holdem. I accept your challenge. I will work on getting a picture of me in my DS rather than with my DS.
SC, I accept defeat in the picture challenge unless and until I am able to procure the above referenced picture.
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John, make it a video and have her say something to all of us here at TUSCL.
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PG, how about this. I'm fucking her. Right after I cum (you'll know cause I make a lot of noise) the camera zooms in on her beautiful face. She says "I'm dream stripper with a shout out to all the guys on the ultimate strip club list. Remember guys, like John Smith always says, you're only as old as the women you fuck."
Would that work?
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No. JS69. That would still only make her an ATF. :)
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JS, as long as she includes the name of her club and her phone number so we can confirm everything firsthand, it should be good ; )
SC, after the glow fades, she'll probably be downgraded to "ATF," so give them a year -- or at least until she's 21.
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