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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Bringing a Stripper Home

I know this is been discussed before, but I never paid much attention because it didn't seem applicable to me at the time. But now that I'm separated from the ball and chain, I have the option of bringing strippers…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 33

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PL of the year award nominee

Another contestant, this time from China. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3266085/Pervert-caught-camera-Man-repeatedly-rubs-crotch-against-female-passenger-Chinese-underground-train.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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More politically correct bullshit

'Her actions are no different than a male teacher doing the same to a female student. Predatory sexual behavior knows no gender limit.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3266420/Texan-teacher-25-admitted-sleeping-THREE-teenage-male-students-imprisoned-ten-years.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 31

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Follies Next Tuesday

Looks like I'm going to make a long overdue visit to Follies day shift next Tuesday (Oct 13) on my way to the strip club wasteland of Kansas City. If anybody is interested in hanging out let me know…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 17

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Free OTC

This was by far the single most surprising interaction that I've ever had with a stripper. Ever. Nothing else comes even remotely close. This dancer's OTC approach was so unorthodox that I've already posted a couple of questions…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 34

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Kansas City Clubs

I'm going to be in and around Kansas City soon and am wondering if it's worth the effort to go to a strip club while there. Based upon the reviews, the best clubs seem to be in Lawrence.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 22

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How should I handle this issue on my OTC date with a new stripoer

I have a date tonight with the cute little stripper who told me that our sex is free. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37440 I'm about 95 percent sure that the sex is not free. Having spoken to her recently itc to set up the date,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 37

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Has anybody ever taken their son to a strip club?

If so, how did it go? Video girl is trying to convince me to bring my 24 yo son to see her. She promised that she would show him a "good time." He couldn't afford the kind of good…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 27

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When is the last time that you LDKed?

Me: Let's go get more dances beautiful, I want to LDK with you. Dancer: Awesome. I live for the LDK. I want to make you cum in your pants. Me: Sounds pathetic. Let's go. WTF? How…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 19

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Stripper Loyalty

A recent PM asking me questions about how I travel on planes with weed reminded me of this story. In hindsight, I should have seen this as a bad omen about the loyalty of the DS. We are leaving Seattle…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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DS Twin

This girl comes the closest to any that I've ever seen online to being the original DS. Her looks, voice, attitude, etc it's uncanny how much they resemble one another. My new fav porn actress. Only difference…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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I bet she gets a very positive performance review

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3253312/What-missing-weekend-Woman-accidentally-sends-BOSS-naked-Snapchat-response-make-cringe.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 1

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Introducing DS II

It's a small little dive club. Not my usual hangout but it has its charms. If I was high, I could maybe spend real money here some night. I'm debating whether a couple of dancers are worth…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25

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Do we really need another review of Follies?

It's already past 1,500. We know the place is great. How many times do we need some PL to tell us that its ultra high mileage in the afternoon, a lower mileage black club at night? Can't…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Criteria for a dream stripper

What would your dream stripper be like? Understanding that nobody can ever be perfect at anything, a dream stripper is as close as a dancer could realistically come to perfection for a particular PL in three categories: 1) physical appearance, 2)…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Tuscl Nicknames

I can make a reasonable guess as to the meaning or origin of many nicknames on tuscl. Except these. I want to know please why people chose these names: Shailynn. My spell check refuses to allow this name no matter…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 38

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Hillary Clinton: a strong but loveable older woman

Or maybe not. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250594/Hillary-Clinton-enlisted-Steven-Spielberg-s-help-make-appear-likeable-eventually-knocked-camera-anger-endless-coaching-sessions.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

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The Lengths That Married PLs Go To In Order To Fuck Ugly Women

I don't understand it. Fucking adorable young strippers is a 1000 times easier with much lower risk of getting caught. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3247601/Inside-website-tearing-monogamy-apart-REAL-men-women-using-Ashley-Madison-cheat-partners-husband-got-out.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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OTC Question 2

So the club where I met the little blond that wants to fuck me for free is where one of my regular OTC girls works. She was there last night, and was very jealous of the time and attention…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6 31

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OTC Question No 1

I had a seemingly good OTC prospect last night. But she raised two issues that I don't know how to handle. Here's the first one. Second one to follow. Any advice? I was running my usual OTC system…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 30

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Turns out you can be happily married to a srripper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3246521/My-husband-loves-watching-pole-tricks-Married-stripper-makes-1-000-night-lifts-lid-double-life.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1

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An example of why a threesome should involve two women, and never two men

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246445/Yale-student-jumped-window-threesome-stabbing-best-friend-felt-getting-attention-female-cohort.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2

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LA/COI Questions

I'm planning to go clubbing in LA or COI next Wednesday (Sept 30). A coule of questions. 1. What's the status of LE actions in COI? This seemed to be a big deal a few months ago but…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 1

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Tell me the last thing you put your finger in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3245182/My-wife-Steve-Harvey-gets-shock-life-Family-Feud-contestant-reveals-place-stuck-finger.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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A guaranteed system to make every job interview successful

But it only works for large breasted women. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3244542/Naked-ambition-Student-21-lands-job-news-reader-Albanian-TV-showing-breasts-open-screen-tests.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7
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