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Not disappointed after all This is in follow up to my Disappointment thread. I'm too high to provide a link. Sometimes we are too quick to judge strippers as selfish, self entitled, self absorbed bitches. Especially when they don't show for a…
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What is the hottest, most cum inducing sex act for you besides fucking her in the pussy? I vote for fucking her in the mouth. Hard, vigorous fucking like in porn videos. She opens her mouth and let's me…
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After a perfect DS GFE, here is wfat we usually do. First, she gets a full body massage. I am very thorough and sensuous. This turns me on massively. Next, we cuddle. I hold her in my arms, then…
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Here's the scenario. Happens all the time. You're inside your DS. Bare back. She's perfect, every sex dream you ever had all rolled to one. You are going to cum. This is just too wonderful.…
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The latest soap opera installment Never had such a disappointing OTC date. DS III candidate. Such incredible promise. If she'd played her cards right, I would've ended up spending tens of thousands of dollars on her. She…
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Another reason to prefer OTC Beyond the reasons usually mentioned, OTC done right (and the experienced ones here know what that means) has virtually 0 legal risk. There is no almost no practical way that you can get caught if…
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I always tell the truth on tuscl, whether it's likely to be popular or is likely to be despised. Tonight's is likely to be on the despised end of the spectrum. So here's tonight's shocking truth: I support Donald Trump for…
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First, a sex date with the new one. I'm about 80% sure she'll be DS III. So fucking young and hawt. Second, a trip to Follies on Wednesday. I'm bringing tissues. Third, on Friday, I have a date with…
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What moments have been particularly meaningful or pivotal in your strip clubbing life? 3 maximum (cause that's how many I have) For me it was, starting with the most significant: 1. Meeting the DS. My perfect sexual companion. 2. My first…
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Or This Morning's High Fact for the old fogeys who have already gone to bed. Truth: It is impossible to get high, listen to Marriage of Figaro (or almost anything else by Mozart), and not become an orchestra conductor. Try it.…
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Have you ever watched soap operas? In college, a bunch of guys in my fraternity used to watch the Guiding Light. It was absurd but we couldn't stop watching. So my life with strippers is a soap opera that…
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I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times. It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive.
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How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper: You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up. Her breasts are never visible She understands my jokes She doesn't…
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Next week it looks like my travels will take me to the strip club Mecca of Atlanta. I'll hit Follies Wednesday afternoon March 9, and probably a lower mileage club like Cheetah Wednesday and/or Thursday night. If anybody…
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I recently had my first date with a very fuckable MILF. She's the only one that has turned me on somewhat. If she had been a stripper when she was 18, she would've been a DS. And her…
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The stick figures at the top of the tuscl page where a faceless woman in black (I hope its a woman) is giving a blow job to a faceless man in black .... is one of the hottest things that you've…
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I really don't want to get into an argument with Nina. I really don't. But Nina you should understand this. The weed says that I must share this. So I must. Fucking a gorgeous blond 18…
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Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/18-guys-whove-actually-admitted-to-faking-orgasms?utm_term=.ljGEOK7eD#.npjnR3DX5
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I was just with a certain redhead (not the one I'm in love with), and I swear she makes me harder than other strippers. When I'm inside her I feel longer and harder than normal. My dick feels…
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There's this dancer that I know. I won't mention her name, but I'm in love with her. She rocks my sexual world like no woman ever has, or likely ever will. But the bitch pisses me off…
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469193/It-s-not-sexist-fat-chicks-Meet-world-s-PC-police-force-Mexico-young-female-pretty-join.html
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Here is my System for Regularly Fucking Dream Strippers OTC. Note at the outset that this system would be worthless with the vast majority of dancers. For most strippers, this system makes no sense. This system is…
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Works like a charm. The new 18 year old is all mine. She's excited about being my girlfriend. There will be many, many stories forthcuming I'm sure. And I'll have to develop a name for her.…
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Weed gave the little head this idea. The big head agrees, not that he matters. There's this porn video of a young girl engaged in oral penis worship. It never fails to get me off. Here's the idea.…
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I'm not going to try to fuck the mid 40s MILF. Rick is right that Id really hurt her if we fuck once and then I dump her. Plus I've got plenty of pussy, so I can afford to…
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