Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 8)

Juice PM me as the date gets closer. Some chance I could make it.

Start paying more Rick and you’ll get a better class of stripper.

I have a Go Pro but don’t use it much. The best use I ever made of it was to take a movie of me and video girl having sex in the shower. I think of it as mostly a camera for in and under the water where you can’t use other cameras.

I used to make porn videos with one of my otc strippers. Lots of fun. Not sure why you’d want to pay for a video that you’re not in. Isn’t that what the internet is for?

I’d put Tampa behind Atlanta and Dallas as well. It would have been behind Phoenix too before the fun at Hi Liter ran into trouble. But i do really love Mons girls. They are John Smith’s type.

I went to Pasco clubs two nights ago. Worst fucking strip clubs ive been to since my last trip to Chicago. What good are extras with girls that are this ugly.

He washes the taste away with a cup-o-gravy.

I just left Mons. You really should go there if you havent been to Tampa before. Much hotter girls than follies, full two way contact lap dances for $20, fully nude, and very up close and personal stage dances. It’s not a tourist trap in any way shape or form. The main reason that many people do not like Mons is because you can’t get extras, and there’s no alcohol. But still it’s a great club with a very interesting history.

Thanks for the info. Except for the sleepy time rapist. I had no idea I was headed to an area where The System has been practiced, maybe even where it was developed. It’s awe inspiring.

18 is the perfect age. Go back and read one of my DS sex stories if you don’t understand.

Your friends are nuts and your neighbor is an asshole.

Shadow Cat summarized my view perfectly.

But of course if you’re extremely fat or unattractive for whatever reason, if you’re old as the hills, or if you haven’t had a job in the past ten years, then you’d pretty much always be a lot better off with sex workers unless and until you clean up whatever it is that might turn off the civilian women.

I do on line dating periodically, and I’ve had a lot of success with it. Yes the number of truly hot women is limited, but if you know how to create a killer profile it’s really not that hard to get the interest of the few hot MILFs.

I don’t care unless I perceive a real risk that the guy will go psycho over the fact that I’m fucking his girl. But that’s pretty rare. Also, as a practical matter, since almost every dancer has a SO of some sort, theres no choice so you just have to get used to it.

There is nothing of value that she can give you long distance. Pictures would be worthless since you already have thousands of them. I assume that a sex video would also be worthless for the same reason. And a cam show would be a pathetic exercise given how much you have been intimate in person. The only possible thing she could give you would be in person. So either you go see her or you don’t. As much as I love and appreciate a man’s obscession with a stripper, I think like most everyone else here that it’s past time for you to cut the apron strings.

I’m very handsome and I have a really huge dick. It must be true cause it’s what all the strippers say.

Can’t think of many more depressing things than going to a strip club on Christmas.

Unless you are wearing a white three piece suit. We all know that no stripper can resist a white three piece suit.

I dress very casually, shorts and flip flops or their equivalent. And I get outstanding service on a very consistent basis. The reason is that I spend money. That is what gets attention at a strip club. Nice clothes might get you some initial attention from the girls because they assume that you must have money since you dress well. But the effect of the clothes doesn’t last. What maters is whether you spend money while you are there. You do and you’ll get attention no matter how you are dressed.

Here’s how to spend zero seconds with a dancer that you’re not interested in and still get her to go away. No words required. One time there was an exceptionally ugly dancer at a Portland club. It hurt your eyes to look at her. I closed my eyes when she went on stage. Extraordinarily, exceptionally, ugly. So all night Mary Jane is praying that miss ugly doesn’t approach us. I work tirelessly to never have the slightest eye contact. But it doesn’t work. Nobody wants her so she circulates a lot. And eventually that leads her right to me. What happened next was more instinct than anything else. As she was approaching my table, I held my hand out towards her, hand open, in a very clear “stop right there” gesture. To my shock, she stopped, turned around, and went to a losers table nearby. Never tried to approach again.

Some of you guys don’t like lawyers, but now lawyers are Follies only hope. Everybody pray to the strip club gods that follies stays open. It’s too cold to go to Detroit.

The only $5 dances I’ve ever seen were in a black dive. They aren’t my thing but the guys there seemed to be enjoying themselves. But Atlanta clubs, particularly follies, have very high contact dances for $10.

Take her out to lunch. Then on the way to the hotel afterwards, stop at your bank and add her as a signatory to all of your accounts.

I need to see her tits before I can offer any advice.