Tampa clubs
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I’m in Tampa this week and went to a couple of the clubs that so many people are excited about in Pasco county. Horrible clubs. Went to the flamingo place first. Dancer comes up to talk to me in the first five minutes and she has hideous boils on her legs. Looks like she should be in the hospital. Or at least bandaged. And an hour later I learned that she was the most attractive woman of the dozen strippers in the club. Hideously ugly women. None I would rate above a 4 even high.
Then I went to bare assets which is the other “nice” club in town so I am told. They had one stripper working the entire night. And only one. Never in my life have I seen a club with only one stripper working in the evening. But she was a 7 (ok probably a 6 but the little head wanted to get wet so he exaggerates) so I got a couple of dances from her to test the place out and see if the mileage was as promised. I had hundreds in my pocket and was prepared to overpay for sex. The little cunt wouldnt even take her top off unless I first promise to tip her. She was lazy, distracted, disinterested, and a ROB.
After these two experiences I wasn’t about to go to any of the “dive” clubs in the area.
Why do you guys like these places so much. Are you really so desperate that you’ll pay to fuck women that are this ugly?
I’m headed back to Mons. Beautiful women, high mileage dances, and great otc shopping. Please tell me if I’m missing something but I can’t imagine ever again taking the long drive to Pasco clubs.
Then I went to bare assets which is the other “nice” club in town so I am told. They had one stripper working the entire night. And only one. Never in my life have I seen a club with only one stripper working in the evening. But she was a 7 (ok probably a 6 but the little head wanted to get wet so he exaggerates) so I got a couple of dances from her to test the place out and see if the mileage was as promised. I had hundreds in my pocket and was prepared to overpay for sex. The little cunt wouldnt even take her top off unless I first promise to tip her. She was lazy, distracted, disinterested, and a ROB.
After these two experiences I wasn’t about to go to any of the “dive” clubs in the area.
Why do you guys like these places so much. Are you really so desperate that you’ll pay to fuck women that are this ugly?
I’m headed back to Mons. Beautiful women, high mileage dances, and great otc shopping. Please tell me if I’m missing something but I can’t imagine ever again taking the long drive to Pasco clubs.
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You will get good looking girls at Mons Venus. Have to go at night.
Check out Scores. They have pasties, but you can drink while you watch the girls.
No extras at Mons or Scores though.
But I would definitely put Tampa behind Miami and Detroit.
Tampa and Florida in general I really have to check out. But yes, the more I club, the more I see that this daytime "7" that is so talked about is really a fucking nighttime 4.
This is steering the thread off topic a little bit, but I am answering the questions regarding why a man would pay to have sex with an ugly woman. Reading this thread and the comparisons being made, it has me thinking about the comparisons among my local Detroit area clubs. As pathetic as it may sound, some guys just want to get laid for a very cheap price and they don’t care what the woman looks like. If you just go over to USA Sex Guide, and read the Strip Club Reports on the Detroit forum, the common theme you will see is a ton of reviews for clubs like Bogarts and Henry VIII, and several guys who post there think $200 is too much to pay for FS, and the majority of the guys who post there don’t like the Flight Club. Based on what I know, I assume that most of those guys who post on USASG are the type who don’t care what a woman looks like, as long as they have a vagina, and agree to fuck them for a cheap price, that is all that matters to them.
There are PLs whom are convinced the girl they think it hot is "universally hot" - plenty of times guys have posted pics on here of girls they consider "hot as fuck" only to learn he is in the minority of that opinion.
Some people like a certain type, and that type may not necessarily be one that looks like a model - for me, most Victoria Secret models don't do much for me and is not what I seek - I accept they are attractive, but they don't float my boat.
Penthouse sucked during happy hour visit. Doll house was awesome several times, but not Detroit awesome if you feel me. I’d like to catch Linzdeet in Tampa but schedules haven’t worked out. She looks fun.