I was at the club yesterday and a stripper offered me her cell number. Has anyone else had that happen?
I was too flustered to say anything but "Yes, please." Should I call her and ask her out on a date?
I was at the club yesterday and a stripper offered me her cell number. Has anyone else had that happen?
I was too flustered to say anything but "Yes, please." Should I call her and ask her out on a date?
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last commentPlease let DC9 tell his own stories.
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^Yes,take her to the Shady Acres Senior Center for fruitcups;)
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Take her out to lunch. Then on the way to the hotel afterwards, stop at your bank and add her as a signatory to all of your accounts.
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I have had several give Their number Then they text you telling whe the work.
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She is clearly in love with you. Move in with her and spend the rest of your days playing video games.
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Lol trolls what these guys are saying some strippers have a burn phone for clients. It takes a lot of effort to get the real number. But you gotta ask yourself is it worth it?
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It depends on why or how she gives it.
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Does the local retirement community answer the phone when you call ?
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I was recently at a club and when I was on my way out a girl came over and introduced herself and told me I should call her so we can smoke a fat blunt some day. She hooked me up with a shot of tequila so I'd chat with her a bit. I know she did it coz of my reputation at the club. Pretty young tattooed Mexican bitch...
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Welcome to the club - now you can see that all those civilian-women that won't give you the time of day is obviously bc there is something wrong with them since so many strippers want to date us - yeahhhhh
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Anybody want to buy some numbers?
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@iceyLogo so well known he has them coming up before leaving to smoke his blunt lol smooth criminal
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@Johny5 it just depends on the reputation you get whether its merited or not lol
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@ime, thanks but I can't imagine moving that quickly.
@JS69, lunch sounds like a good idea, thanks. Then we can take it from there.
@Papi, you got a phone number too? Awesome! Did it work out?
I'll let y'all know how it goes.
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Immediately wire $50 to her phone
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Sure take it. She’ll text you on a slow night to come in and maybe you can negotiate a discount
I have a few favorites whose numbers I’ve taken just to ask if there working when I’m going in. Other than that you just get annoying cum see me texts when it’s a slow night.
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You are one lucky basterd flagoon. This never happens
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Yeah, I'm on cloud 9.
You should congratulate @Papi and @Musterd too. They also got lucky.
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Flag, It was a sweet, loving gesture on her part to give you her cell number but I think you have to go to a visitor area and the guards can bring her from her cell out to talk to you behind glass.
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Honestly, I think unless you're around her age and a bad boy type, its just business. I wouldn't take it under those conditions coz its just a way to drain your wallet
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Average life expectancy of a stripper's cell phone number is 3 weeks. She will either loose it, break it, or not pay the bill. Then she'll have a new number
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You's def got some serious game @flagooner - serious game!
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Lol flag smash that like button!
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So flag, you have her phone number, but did you want to further engage with her right there in the club, and beyond? You might have been able to have a front room makeout session, then back room FS, and then be waking up with her the next morning. What is it you wanted?
Best if you select and approach the girl yourself. But if a girl approaches you this is not bad, its just you will have to decide how you want to steer it.
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I agree Aham, longest I can recall a dancers phone lasting before it changed was about 6 months.
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Yes. They do it to add you their list of regulars that get the call when they need money on a slow night.
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Yes. They do it to add you their list of regulars that get the call when they need money on a slow night.
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While it may most likely be a business thing. Without knowing the details, let the guy enjoy it.
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She was so nice to me. I can't imagine she just gives her number out to guys she doesn't really like.
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@ flagooner was her number WE-6-1212, funny I got the same number ;)
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I want to know, does flagonner have a phone is his room or does he have to go to the nursing station to call here? : )
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Flagooner probably copied the number off of the toilet stall wall when he was taking a crap.
All one big fantasy.
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flag,
Don't listen to others. You are the very first one that has EVER had this happen to them.
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@Gooner - Yeah but the real question is if you're friends with her yet on her IG account.
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