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Stripper Phone Number

flagooner
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I was at the club yesterday and a stripper offered me her cell number. Has anyone else had that happen?

I was too flustered to say anything but "Yes, please." Should I call her and ask her out on a date?

34 comments

  • jester214
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    6 years ago
    Please let DC9 tell his own stories.
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    ^Yes,take her to the Shady Acres Senior Center for fruitcups;)
  • JohnSmith69
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    6 years ago
    Take her out to lunch. Then on the way to the hotel afterwards, stop at your bank and add her as a signatory to all of your accounts.
  • Musterd21
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    6 years ago
    I have had several give Their number Then they text you telling whe the work.
  • ime
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    6 years ago
    She is clearly in love with you. Move in with her and spend the rest of your days playing video games.
  • Johny5
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    6 years ago
    Lol trolls what these guys are saying some strippers have a burn phone for clients. It takes a lot of effort to get the real number. But you gotta ask yourself is it worth it?
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    It depends on why or how she gives it.
  • Warrior15
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    6 years ago
    Does the local retirement community answer the phone when you call ?
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    I was recently at a club and when I was on my way out a girl came over and introduced herself and told me I should call her so we can smoke a fat blunt some day. She hooked me up with a shot of tequila so I'd chat with her a bit. I know she did it coz of my reputation at the club. Pretty young tattooed Mexican bitch...
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Welcome to the club - now you can see that all those civilian-women that won't give you the time of day is obviously bc there is something wrong with them since so many strippers want to date us - yeahhhhh
  • shadowcat
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    6 years ago
    Anybody want to buy some numbers?
  • Johny5
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    6 years ago
    @iceyLogo so well known he has them coming up before leaving to smoke his blunt lol smooth criminal
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    @Johny5 it just depends on the reputation you get whether its merited or not lol
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    @ime, thanks but I can't imagine moving that quickly.

    @JS69, lunch sounds like a good idea, thanks. Then we can take it from there.

    @Papi, you got a phone number too? Awesome! Did it work out?

    I'll let y'all know how it goes.
  • elmer
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    6 years ago
    Immediately wire $50 to her phone
  • jsully63
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    6 years ago
    Sure take it. She’ll text you on a slow night to come in and maybe you can negotiate a discount
    I have a few favorites whose numbers I’ve taken just to ask if there working when I’m going in. Other than that you just get annoying cum see me texts when it’s a slow night.

  • crazyjoe
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    6 years ago
    You are one lucky basterd flagoon. This never happens
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    Yeah, I'm on cloud 9.

    You should congratulate @Papi and @Musterd too. They also got lucky.
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    Flag, It was a sweet, loving gesture on her part to give you her cell number but I think you have to go to a visitor area and the guards can bring her from her cell out to talk to you behind glass.
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    Honestly, I think unless you're around her age and a bad boy type, its just business. I wouldn't take it under those conditions coz its just a way to drain your wallet
  • aham5
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    6 years ago
    Average life expectancy of a stripper's cell phone number is 3 weeks. She will either loose it, break it, or not pay the bill. Then she'll have a new number
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    You's def got some serious game @flagooner - serious game!
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Lol flag smash that like button!
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    So flag, you have her phone number, but did you want to further engage with her right there in the club, and beyond? You might have been able to have a front room makeout session, then back room FS, and then be waking up with her the next morning. What is it you wanted?

    Best if you select and approach the girl yourself. But if a girl approaches you this is not bad, its just you will have to decide how you want to steer it.

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  • rl27
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    6 years ago
    I agree Aham, longest I can recall a dancers phone lasting before it changed was about 6 months.
  • SuperDude
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    6 years ago
    Yes. They do it to add you their list of regulars that get the call when they need money on a slow night.
  • SuperDude
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    6 years ago
    Yes. They do it to add you their list of regulars that get the call when they need money on a slow night.
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    While it may most likely be a business thing. Without knowing the details, let the guy enjoy it.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    @SuperDude
    She was so nice to me. I can't imagine she just gives her number out to guys she doesn't really like.
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    @ flagooner was her number WE-6-1212, funny I got the same number ;)
  • Iam4u2screw
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    6 years ago
    I want to know, does flagonner have a phone is his room or does he have to go to the nursing station to call here? : )
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Flagooner probably copied the number off of the toilet stall wall when he was taking a crap.

    All one big fantasy.

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  • Clubber
    •
    6 years ago
    flag,

    Don't listen to others. You are the very first one that has EVER had this happen to them.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    @Gooner - Yeah but the real question is if you're friends with her yet on her IG account.
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