Comments by JohnSmith69

When she found out that her daughter was a stripper, the mother of the DS came to her club, intending to drag her out and take her home. But she came on day shift and the DS only worked nights. From the stories I heard, she made quite a scene at the front desk demanding to see her daughter.

I never really left, just took a break. I'd love to go to SE Fla., but my sense is that they are likely to be shut down soon. I understand that Atlanta without Follies would not be the same, but at this point I'd settle for just being able to watch some nude Cheetah girls dance. Lexington KY is a possibility, I'll have to read the recent reviews if there are any. And I don't think I'm desperate enough (yet) to go to someplace called "Woonsocket."

Like trap, I ask the waitress or bar tender to save my seat. Usually I’ve been tipping well so they are happy to oblige. But at the very least I do the napkin on the drink thing. But if some guy is willing to fight me over the seat then he can have it. Im there to get my dick wet not to have my face bashed in.

I’ll never forget the time that a noisy woman asked the DS what our relationship was. This was on a boat, we were taking a tourist trip to go snorkeling. The DS looked her right in the eye and said something to the effect of “we are sexual partners.” I loved that girl.

What midwestern cities have good strip clubs with no Cubans? I may have to start traveling there more often.

Cuban strippers are the worst thing to happen to strip clubs since bolt ons. It is quite often these days that I don’t even bother going if I know that the clubs around me are in the midst of the Cuban invasion. I’d rather skip looking at nude women rather than deal with them.

Thanks for the input. I’ve never heard of Candy Store but I’ll check it out. Sure is sad to see HL go.

Get some weed. The issue will go away if you’re high. Alternatively just cum in the first 15 minutes and stop switching positions.

Who is the king.? LDK?

Mons Venus is the best choice. Virtually every dancer there looks exactly as you describe. And they are usually cute.

Biden should win unless his Alzheimer’s gets noticeably worse. If not Biden then Sanders. I don’t see Warren having a realistic shot. But it doesn't matter. The Democratic Party has so incredibly fucked up the past few years, and Trump has had enough successes, that Trump is likely going to win re-election no matter who is is.

Gives new meaning to the concept of sloppy seconds.

Damn. I am most certainly in love.

if anybody knows what club the blow job queen is working at these days please let me know. she depended upon the hi liter vip to earn her living so of course I’m worried about her.

So the walk of shame is the guy who walks straight from the VIP to the bathroom and then out the front door, with a huge wet stain in the crotch of his light colored pants. Might want to add that to the glossary.

In my experience many strippers start out with insane numbers like this in hopes that you’re desperate enough to pay it. But once you make it clear that you’re not an idiot, some will come down to at least the John smith price level, if not lower.

Definitely depends upon the club or the area. But in general, weekend afternoons are somewhat busier than weekday afternoons but still nowhere near most night shifts. Somewhat busier usually translates into at least moderately better talent available.

Who the duck is running Detroit. Strip clubs are the last thing the place has left to attract tourists.

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Is her mouth bleeding? If not I don’t see the problem.

Nice story. I love a genuine amateur night where the girls are actually amateurs toying with the idea of stripping. But unfortunately it’s usually just a bunch of mediocre strippers from other clubs in the area. And those are very nice looking tits. Any chance we can see the other half of them?

How long does it take to go from London to an FKK club in Germany?

your sex stories are entertaining but the drug use parts are highly disturbing. Just as I’m going to get up to grab some tissues I get to some ducked up drug use part of the story and no longer need them.

What you got was a good lap dance. How unique it was depends totally upon the club and city. At some clubs what you got would be extraordinary and rare. At other clubs what you got would be normal or even tame. It just depends because the rules and the mileage that you get vary greatly among clubs and cities. I’m not familiar with kittens but based upon my very limited knowledge of Seattle clubs I’d say that what you got was probably at least above average. As for having sex with strippers you really need to get a lot more experience before you try to do that. Otherwise you will get ripped off. But if the little head refuses to be patient, insist upon an exact description of what she will do in the VIP and never settle for vague promises of a “good time.” Every stripper that has ever promised me a “good time” has never provided the kind of good time that all guys want.

Please at least stay around at least long enough to explain how a big redneck gets hot strippers to throw their bodies at him for pathetic $1 tips.