Anybody know a club where all the dancers are like skinny barbies, with small asses, long thin legs, and tight tummies? Like, 5'5", 100 lbs? IDK what's happened to this country, I go to a club sometimes and it's practically worse than staying at home. At least at home I can avoid seeing chicks so fat that I vomit in my mouth just from lookin at them.
So yea... anybody know a club like that?


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Denver CO: Diamond Cabaret, La Boheme, Shotgun Willies
Yeah, for some reason Colorado has the lowest obesity rate in the country. People come here for outdoor activities
Scarlett's in Miami; Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino in Vegas.
@randommemver ... and I though people went there for the cheetos.
In PA? Atlantis & PO will have a variety
Mons Venus
From what I hear, the Midwest.
But hey, your fault is my feature.
I'll second Mons Venus. Hands down the uniformly hottest dancers I'd seen in a long time. Also, no alcohol and minimal mileage. No private dance area. Everything is a trade off.
@Nidan: "@randommemver ... and I though people went there for the cheetos."
Some come here for the legalized weed and the craving for cheetos comes after getting high. Apparently THC-laced Cheetos are available now (Weetos):
Try casing the middle-schools in your area
Not common, perhaps unreasonable, to expect a full-grown woman to have those proportions - they would probably have to be boderline anorexic
Rhode Island Dolls has spinners/smaller dancers. rare to see a real heavy dancer there.
OP, I do hope you don't actually get nauseous from seeing an overweight person. That would be taking (your reasonable) preferences too far for your own good. That said, good ol' Simpson Town (Springfield, OR) has plenty of slim or perfectly medium shapely lasses dancing in the club.
Def not universal - but the upscale clubs tend to often have a higher proportion of ironing-boards
Most Viet Coffee girls are skinny like that. Can be /w or /wo big tits. Often with. Small asses too!
SJG
@Papi_Chulo that was an awful joke. Dont do it again.
PT's in Louisville has a manager (who must weigh 500+ lbs) who doesn't hire anything but skinny and slim girls, and vastly prefers white, light skinned, and girls mixed with white. Not much variety, but what's there is hot.
Some clubs draw young dancers cause of the way the alcohol laws work, or because it is a low mileage show club. They get money without having to get tactile.
SJG
Not sure how far away you are from Martinsburg, West Virginia... But if you feel like taking a road trip, we have plenty of slender girls (mixed on
Oops! (Mixed in with all other shapes and sizes...) I don't think you'd be disappointed! ❤ 🔆
⬆️And yes, I realize that was a shameless plug... but it's also true. 😏
I really have to make it to Martinsburg. It seems that Lust is the place to find some real sexy, hot ladies.
I’m likely headed to Lust this weekend 😘
Where The Skinny Girls At? Bare Elegance near LAX, 4Play and Plan B in Los Angeles.
Mons Venus is the best choice. Virtually every dancer there looks exactly as you describe. And they are usually cute.
Summer should make the short drive to providence and let the Northeastern contingent know when.
In college practicing getting drunk for spring break!
Or sucking some geek's Johnson for the answers to the upcoming test.
@Jimmy That's awesome! I'll be the for the day shift on Sat if you wanna say hello...🖐💋🔆
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go 'round.
Mons Venus literally won’t hire girls over a certain age and weight. It would be your skinny young white girl heaven.
@summer
😢 Saturday day is the only time I can’t make it down.
Sounds like Mons Venus is the correct answer. Too bad it's got no private dance area and limited mileage.
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