Where the skinny girls at?

1/20/2020 6:55:22 PM

Anybody know a club where all the dancers are like skinny barbies, with small asses, long thin legs, and tight tummies? Like, 5'5", 100 lbs? IDK what's happened to this country, I go to a club sometimes and it's practically worse than staying at home. At least at home I can avoid seeing chicks so fat that I vomit in my mouth just from lookin at them.

So yea... anybody know a club like that?

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nicespice

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5 years ago

Denver CO: Diamond Cabaret, La Boheme, Shotgun Willies

RandomMember

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5 years ago

Yeah, for some reason Colorado has the lowest obesity rate in the country. People come here for outdoor activities

jacej

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5 years ago

Scarlett's in Miami; Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino in Vegas.

Nidan111

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5 years ago

@randommemver ... and I though people went there for the cheetos.

bigman226

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5 years ago

In PA? Atlantis & PO will have a variety

PaulDrake

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5 years ago

Mons Venus

Call.Me.Ishmael

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5 years ago

From what I hear, the Midwest.

But hey, your fault is my feature.

gammanu95

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5 years ago

I'll second Mons Venus. Hands down the uniformly hottest dancers I'd seen in a long time. Also, no alcohol and minimal mileage. No private dance area. Everything is a trade off.

RandomMember

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5 years ago

@Nidan: "@randommemver ... and I though people went there for the cheetos."

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Some come here for the legalized weed and the craving for cheetos comes after getting high. Apparently THC-laced Cheetos are available now (Weetos):

https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-thc-w…

Papi_Chulo

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5 years ago

Try casing the middle-schools in your area

Papi_Chulo

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5 years ago

Not common, perhaps unreasonable, to expect a full-grown woman to have those proportions - they would probably have to be boderline anorexic

skibum609

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5 years ago

Rhode Island Dolls has spinners/smaller dancers. rare to see a real heavy dancer there.

gSteph

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5 years ago

OP, I do hope you don't actually get nauseous from seeing an overweight person. That would be taking (your reasonable) preferences too far for your own good.
That said, good ol' Simpson Town (Springfield, OR) has plenty of slim or perfectly medium shapely lasses dancing in the club.

Papi_Chulo

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5 years ago

Def not universal - but the upscale clubs tend to often have a higher proportion of ironing-boards

san_jose_guy

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5 years ago

Most Viet Coffee girls are skinny like that. Can be /w or /wo big tits. Often with. Small asses too!

SJG

Tiburon

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5 years ago

@Papi_Chulo that was an awful joke. Dont do it again.

georgmicrodong

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5 years ago

PT's in Louisville has a manager (who must weigh 500+ lbs) who doesn't hire anything but skinny and slim girls, and vastly prefers white, light skinned, and girls mixed with white. Not much variety, but what's there is hot.

san_jose_guy

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5 years ago

Some clubs draw young dancers cause of the way the alcohol laws work, or because it is a low mileage show club. They get money without having to get tactile.

SJG