Posts by ilbbaicnl

One of my MILF favs is thinking about implants, but balking at the cost and risks to her health. What do youse think about the alternative of wearing an open cup bra while working? https://www.yandy.com/products/elegant-persuasion-open-cup-shelf-bra A problem…

At the clubs where dancers net the most money (after house fee, club cut of dances, expected tip out), what is the one song dance price? Or, does dancer net $ not correlate well with dance cost? Does…

Spoiler alert for the (very good) movie "The Bad Batch". My current #1 fav has a major thing for Johnny Depp, been her celebrity crush since she was like 9. She said she'd even do Johnny Depp with his Whitey…

Doesn't make sense to say you are unwilling to legalize a misdemeanor to prevent what you supposedly consider to be murder. Making abortion illegal won't stop all of them. It will cause many to be done illegally, or…

Stripper is a definite candidate. But I had a friend in college whose dad was an insurance adjuster. People who are in accidents tent to ask the adjuster where to get body work done. So (at least…

What do you do when a dancer jams her boob in your mouth with enough force that she's also blocking your nostrils? It kinda worked to breath out of a corner of my mouth, since she was a B-cup.…

Recently watched this conversation between two esteemed butt women of porn, Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahGcCTPJiM . In it, Alexis explains and demonstrates the correct way to smack a booty. You move your hand upward, delivering…

Off topic question for my fellow Geriatric Tricks. I watched the show once in while, but never an avid fan.

One of my favs was lukewarm interested in a guy who came into the club, except he was being too needed. She kicked him to the curb, because he ended a text with "love you". Said it was…

After so many years of going to strip clubs, I thought I'd heard it all, but no. I had heard many years ago of the props strippers give to fellow strippers who can raise and lower one butt cheek, independently of…

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.

Is not smoking roaches an under 40 thing or a stripper thing? I was never that much of a head, but I am a major cheap-ass, so this has always irked me. Every stripper I've used the term…