Posts by ilbbaicnl

My doctor said to cool it with the sodium. So when my black fav was over recently, I asked her if she wanted some (never been opened) stuff that I can't eat now. She said no thanks, and…

My fav tells me she's given up finding a man she can take seriously, because they always cheat. She said she just looks for a man who's attractive and good about helping her with her bills, and it lasts…

I had a sex dream about Farrah Fawcett last night.

I think his nurse is probably a DJG so she just laughed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-NPIOdCLc .

Do you either have to grow a beard, or get verified as a dancer? What do bearded dancers do?

My fav told me last night that a ROB dancer (who was fired from her club) is about to finish her training period, and become a cop. She was fired for trying to give another dancer (who she outweighed…

Both my current OTC favs have had bad rough patches lately with SOs. So I get at least one "men are shit!" min-rants every time I see them. They don't come out and say "YOU INCLUDED!!!" but hard…

"Sugar daddy" does not mean hot chicks with giant lollipops want to do you, even though you are bald, beady eyed, and wear jeans that only an 8th grader would think are cool: https://www.xvideos.com/video64559811/sugardaddy_fucks_his_best_friends_daughter_with_huge_cumshot

Simple, provide masks made out of one cup of porn star's used bra. The thing is, how long would the porn star have to wear it? One minute? Five minutes? Could not be that long, in…

Pretty good movie: https://youtu.be/loy12HPFpV8 . One of Chris Rock's lines is "you better act right or you'll get smacked right".

My black fav told me that any town with a sizable black neighborhood has a soul food restaurant with JJ in the name, and they always suck. True or false?

My neighbors had their catalytic converter stolen. Since my fav has a high ground clearance vehicle, I went to get her for OTC, cause I was afraid they'd hit her vehicle too, if it was parked in my area…