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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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My Theories

Guys who go to strip clubs but never buy dances or stage tip also watch PBS and never call in a pledge. People who don't believe in global warming had a dad who never wore a seat belt cause he wanted…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 17

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Where for art the wealthy limpdicks?

Anyone know of how a dancer could find safe, polite guys to do OTC non-extras lap dances for, with reasonable compensation?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 10

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Speaking of old porn...

Anyone found a discrete way of selling porn DVDs you're bored with?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

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So really, how long is it?

Your ignore list I mean. Here's mine, 52 handles. Alturd Alucard Alucard. Alucard_ BagBoyJames BigTuna1 brad123xyzzz ClassicJuice Clubber crazyjoe CTQWERTY Danceqn827 definitelynotgreenvegas Djscudmaster DoctorPhil Dougster Douugster Estafador feisty Gucci_Mane jabthehut jaxman5150 jayy4533 juicebox666 juicebox68 juicebox69 juiicebox69 lapdanceking82 Leonard313 lollipopescorts LordxBetty LoveLucky1 mmdv26 nickifree Nimrodguy originaljuicebox69 Pootie potheadpl pow69 Prissy raj3157 rattdog ShadowKat Tiredtraveler TortillaChip Troll_Defense_HQ txtittyfag txtittyfan umissedaspot VH_Kicks WhiteKnight7 zipman68

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 49

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OT: Worst thing about age-related farshightedness

For me: Looking for porn on the internet and not being able to tell from the thumbnail that the chick is a tranny (who still has the candy).

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 1

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Break the other negotiation impasse...

Suppose you're PL McConnell and Harriet Reid is the hottest stripper you've ever seen in your life. But, as luck always seems to have it (in my experience), she does not do P4P. Your testicles are dangerously close…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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Strip Club peak hours

It seems to me like 80 - 90% of lap dances are sold between 11pm and closing, even on Sun - Thur nights. Why is that? Are a lot of guys trying to hook up in a regular…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 13 14

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Hallmark -- The Stripclub Collection

(Inspired by Staxwell) "The beautiful memories will live on, long after that burning sensation fades." "Congratulation on you boyfriend getting paroled." "My love for you is everlasting, as long as your income is." "I never had a moment's doubt, you'd win that fight in the…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 4

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Safe P4P

Who is safer: 1) A P4P stripper who does OTC with guys after dealing with them in the club a few times. (Do not count risk of beatdown or shanking from Duo, Kitty or StripperWeb strippers in dressing room.) 2) An…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 21

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Big vs. Small Spenders

What percentage of stripper income (including any OTC) comes from guys who spend more than $5000 a year on strippers. My wild guess is, maybe, 50%?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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OT: Sustainable Porn

Suppose the US porn industry decided to get its shit together. They set up a website that costs $20 a month to join. You could then legally download content. You would get "points" that you could give…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 10

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LOCAL SLUTS WANT TO FUCK

That can't be vaginal. Is it supposed to be cartoon anal or cartoon butt-crack frottage?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 1

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Jesus People

A dancer was telling me that there are a group of women who come regularly (in pairs) to the club where she dances. They try to talk to the dancers about how Jesus is their pal, if they are…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 35

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Very Passive P4P

You are talking OTC P4P with a dancer you find very hot. What she wants for $$$ seems reasonable and affordable to you. Big catch: she wants to be totally wasted during the sex. (Let's say…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 24

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Petition For the US to Become a Monarchy with Duo as Princess

On the condition that she agree to have her likeness, wearing nothing but a t-bar, on the $20 bill. Thanks rickdugan for giving me the idea.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 2

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Does rubberjosh Have Blurdick Now?

I think he may have fucked a chick with blurpussy. https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=315195 Is blur an STD?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 3

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Again With the Weird Hypothetical Shit

Suppose Steve Jobs had not died, and he had come out with the iVag. You take your iVag (or a club loaner for the very, very brave) into the VIP. The iVag does strange and wonderful things to…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

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Marrying an Adult Entertainer

Suppose you had a great (personal) relationship with a stripper or escort. Suppose she worked in a situation where she had very good security, and was able to immediately reject any custy she found to be rude or unpleasant.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 28

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BBJ

As in BlowBack on your Job. Has anyone ever lost a job, been threatened with the loss of a job, or otherwise suffered a negative affect on a business relationship due to frequenting strip clubs? Probably this is…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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It'ill Be Really Fun When I'm Dead

How many years would you guess till prostitution is decriminalized in the US? How many years (if ever) till a US citizen can bring a paid companion into the country on a temporary visa? My guess is about 20 years…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 15

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Help Duo Pick Out a Rentboy

http://www.rentboy.com/Browse/Results.aspx?cache=98037263&page=1&locid=1451 I vote for SEBASTIAN COCKS BLATINO 10INCH .

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 6

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Favorite Scene from "Red Dwarf"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 2

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The Unknown Strippers

With apologies to the Gong Show, their face covering could be something more comfortable than a brown paper bag. Would allow women to moonlight as strippers with less risk to jobs and relationships, and of general harassment. Would…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 19

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Who'd Want a Lap Dance from Michele Obama

Me yes.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 14

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Typical Extras Dancers?

I was looking at player11 profile pics: https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=199680&ImageID=3030 To me, 3 or 4 of them are very attractive. But the rest, I would rather spend my money on no-extras lap dances from a Duo-caliber dancer than pay to have sex with…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 15
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