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Since lopaw lives in La La Land...

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
...do you think they have Wear-your-strap-on-forehead-dildo-to-work day?

10 comments

  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    If they don't they ought to.
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    I once saw a YouTube video where the guy superglued a dildo the girlfriend was wearing to her forehead. Video cut off about one minute after she woke up and was not happy. He must have thought it was funny enough to post online. I think acetone will dissolve superglue.
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    ^hilarious! Link?
  • seaboardrr
    9 years ago
    Acetone WILL dissolve superglue and a whole lot of other adhesives and sticky residue but it will also eat away the outer layer of skin as well as dry out the underlying skin and make it harden and crack. It will be painful, very red and extremely annoying but after a week or so it'll heal.
  • seaboardrr
    9 years ago
    Her head would be healed about the the same time the swelling in his balls go down after she beats the holy living shit out of them.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol yes love that link lol
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    lol I think that idea is brilliant!
    I wouldn't do it on the same day as "bring your kid to work day", tho.
  • ime
    9 years ago
    Is this hibbaci's way of asking to get fucked in the ass yet again?
  • Diva1975
    9 years ago
    Lopaw said brilliant! That's brilliant. Sorry I'm at work taking a break hurt my feet kill
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    I think that lopaw's finally gone over to the dark side.

    What happened, Diva?
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