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10 years ago

Since lopaw lives in La La Land...

...do you think they have Wear-your-strap-on-forehead-dildo-to-work day?

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sclvr5005

If they don't they ought to.

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sharkhunter

I once saw a YouTube video where the guy superglued a dildo the girlfriend was wearing to her forehead. Video cut off about one minute after she woke up and was not happy. He must have thought it was funny enough to post online. I think acetone will dissolve superglue.

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Supremeruler

^hilarious! Link?

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seaboardrr

Acetone WILL dissolve superglue and a whole lot of other adhesives and sticky residue but it will also eat away the outer layer of skin as well as dry out the underlying skin and make it harden and crack. It will be painful, very red and extremely annoying but after a week or so it'll heal.

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seaboardrr

Her head would be healed about the the same time the swelling in his balls go down after she beats the holy living shit out of them.

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just_the_nuts

Lol yes love that link lol

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lopaw

lol I think that idea is brilliant! I wouldn't do it on the same day as "bring your kid to work day", tho.

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ime

Is this hibbaci's way of asking to get fucked in the ass yet again?

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Diva1975

Lopaw said brilliant! That's brilliant. Sorry I'm at work taking a break hurt my feet kill

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sclvr5005

I think that lopaw's finally gone over to the dark side.

What happened, Diva?

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