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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Heaven

Even if you don't believe in Heaven, suppose for a moment it exists. What do you think it will/should be like? Would you be in a state of bliss without any sex? If there was someone you…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 3

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Lap Dancers, Massages, and Sluts

It seems to be the consensus around here that lap dancers are sluts, who are unworthy of marrying and receiving the uberdaddygenes of TUSCL members. I'm just trying to get my head around this. Are women who get massages sluts?…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 15

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Medical Advice

If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you: A) seek immediate medical attention? B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 33

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Lap Dances in Sex Shop Video Booths?

Never done it, just a possibility that occurred to me. Clearly there are lots of issues. 1st one being the dancer agreeing to it. It's probably safer than going to a custy's home/hotel, but not as safe…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5

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Ultimate OTC

Do we have any members who married someone hot and broke, or someone homely but wealthy? How did it go?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 8

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Crabs, Pedophilia, or What?

What is your best guess as to what's behind the current fad of shaving off crotch hair.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 50

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Tattoo Theory

I theorize that a woman rarely gets horny for a guy who is less tattooed than she is. Your data?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 29

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Franchises

Franchises can be nice when you travel, for those times when you want to go somewhere and know what to expect. Can be. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=124535

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2

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Career Choices

Question for the guys who receive FS ITC and OTC. Have you ever talked about it with the dancers who do this why they don't work as escorts? Or, do a lot of them do both, extras dance…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 13

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Female Condoms

Has anybody ever tried CFS with a female condom?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 3

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Your Splurges

So here we are on a holiday that perhaps should more correctly be called Consumption Orgy Day. It occurs to me that, if it weren't for strippers, I'd pretty much be a total cheap bastard. Lap dances are…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 25

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Intelligence Test

Me: I like your accent, where are you from? Stripper: I am from Moldova. Do you know where Moldova is? Me: Ummm, isn't it next to Romania? Stripper: Oh you are SMART. Are YOU smart?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 19

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Bulimia

So mostly when we have sex, we don't want to make a baby. Isn't bulimia kinda the same idea, except with food rather than sex? That is, get the satisfaction while avoiding the actual purpose? Or diet coke, same

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

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Cases when even your mom would say "damn! why didn't you just become a stripper!

So I saw this story in the news about two British chicks sentenced to prison in Peru for drug smuggling: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/356383/Drug-mules-Melissa-Reid-and-Michaella-McCollum-sentenced-to-nearly-7-years-in-Peru-prison They look like they could make decent money stripping. But they didn't, so we get to do what we do…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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Things not to say during a lap dance

Dancer: You seem like nice, quiet guy. Me: Yeah mostly, but I can be full of surprises. (long pause) Me: Sorry, I guess that's not the best thing to say when you've got your hand on somebody's butt.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 14

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TMS

Too much skin, that is. Traditional morality was against both immodesty and recreational sex. In modern times, both immodesty and recreational sex have become more accepted. But I wonder if the happiest combination might be acceptance of…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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The crazy messed-up one

A thought crossed my mind. Between a patient and a shrink, the crazy messed-up one is the payer, not the payee. So why are we so quick to presume it's the stripper and not the custy who's the…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 16

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Defending Your Life

Great movie. One of the best parts is when, in Judgement City, Albert Brooks meets the guy who claims to have thought of the idea of putting "All" before "Nude Girls".

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 2

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Prosthetics Instead of Implants

Ever seen the movie "A Dirty Shame"? http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/breasts/shame.htm Makes me wonder if someday strippers may wear prosthetic boobs and butts along with the "prosthetic hair" (wigs). Obviously the "technology" has a long way to go to make…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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Feature Idea

Dancers carry paddle-type fans with their stage names on them, so even newbies know who they are. Somewhere in the club there is a counter with a dish for each dancer. Each dish starts out with 21 maraschino…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 10

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Google Visually Similar Image Search -- needs work

I was trying to find a full-res version of rankum's avatar. Here are some "matches" google gave me: http://img5.ngoisao.vn/news/2013/5/21/42/_have_logo_1361507502phithanhvanlamdepeva7jpg1369152814jpg1369153199.jpg http://www.wncwoman.com/images/monikaCryBabyCry72.jpg http://cp1.douguo.net/upload/caiku/5/6/6/yuan_564b6e626b814df46571c89bd0d249b6.jpg http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/images/armrbasic.jpg

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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Stripper Peer Pressure

A dancer I know told me she went to a shooting range once. She said she found that the destructive power of a handgun, experienced first person, is rather scary. Now she feels like a big sissy, cause…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 1

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Ever get free housecleaning from a stripper?

I did, but only very briefly. She started picking up the dead leaves that had fallen off one of my plants. But after about 30 seconds, she got a "what the fuck am I doing?" look on her…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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TUSCL Discussion Board -- The Early Years

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78nwomen.phtml

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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Movie: The Center of the World

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240402/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Interesting flick, but it does ruin the fantasy of being rich enough to get non-extras dancers to do extras.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3
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