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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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Proposed New Acronym: ATFSF

All Time Favorite So Far

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 13

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Reincarnation

Suppose the Hindu God Vishnu appeared to you in a dream and told you that, if you didn't stop going to strip clubs, you'd be reincarnated as a stripper. Would you keep going to strip clubs?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 10

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Your Will

Who else has had a stripper ask to be left something in their will?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 14

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+1 Custies

Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food." Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store." <crickets chirping>

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 11

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Bullshit Blocking

For guys who, in the club, tell the dancers they are happily married, there with the wife's permission, just looking for a little NSA extra sexual gratification. Does this work to get the dancers to simply attend to your…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 6

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A Tale of Two Favs

Some time ago, I had two favs that I found extremely attractive. But Fav A was not willing to communicate with me about when I might get time with her in the club, just wanted me to come in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 29

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Possible GRE logic section question

I was telling a dancer (that I get dances from OTC) about an escort I had had multiple "dates" with. Escort came across as very GFE and generally self-respecting. She allowed me to eat her pussy. No…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 23

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ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 1

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P4P Wildcatting

As some of you may know, Enterprise's real slogan is "We'll pick you up, unless it's the weekend, then FUCK YOU!". So I was on the bus one Saturday, going to pick up a rental car. There were…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 8

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Strip club vs. Art Museum

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get it that somebody being noisy…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 10

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Future P4P

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone if they are interested in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 11

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Best Profile Pics Contest

I vote for myself.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 23

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How Long Would You Wait?

How long / how many dates would you wait for sex before giving up? Me personally, just one or two dates. Death is the thing you want to put off till later, not sex. If I liked the chick,…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 37

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Weirdist Stripper Tip

Me: 3 roll of toilet paper and 2 cans of tuna.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 9

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WARNING: Do not read if you have a heart condition

My current number 1 fav told me her car was in the shop, but she was $100 short of what the mechanic wanted to fix it. I offered to loan her the $100 and SHE TURNED IT DOWN.…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 13

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Charity dances

One of my favs told her pot-dealer regular (who I did not know at all) it was my birthday, so he paid her to do a table dance for me. He was known for giving half the shift a…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 8

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Blonde Duo, Brunette Duo, or Conehead Duo?

https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/5155b6ae11e8c-image.jpg https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/518761a7e3ca0-IMG_1602.JPG https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/51439e023d442-bc306c405c3b11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 21

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Ideal Porno

For me: first of all, no story. I do get a sick enjoyment from it if the guy has to wrestle (gently) with the chick at first, but then she gets aroused and into it. Guy fondles…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 5

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ATM

Ass to mouth, that is. Saw it mentioned in another thread. Really don't see the turn on. Seems like just blatant degradation of the chick. I think 99+% of guys feel sexually frustrated. Even when…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 17

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If a pregnant stripper's water breaks

on you during a lap dance, do you count that as squirting?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 8

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Proof of the Multiiverse

Some say the theory of many parallel universes is interesting, but impossible to prove, because it's only possible to observe the universe that you are in. But I just found an exception to this limitation. If you look…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 5

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Help Wanted

for shift work. Involves close physical contact with clients, often elderly/middle aged. Clients can be belligerent and under the influence of controlled substances. Significant bio-hazard risk. That ad could be for nurses aides, or lap dancers. Society…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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If A Stripper Cuts the Crusts Off Her PBJ...

Does that mean she is more or less likely to give you a BBBJ in the VIP?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 16

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Hungry Strippers

If I'm in a club with food service, and the stripper I'm frequenting says she's hungry, I feel compelled to ask "came I get you something to eat?" Somehow I feel obliged to buy a plate of fries for…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 40

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Headache from DATY?

Anyone (else) ever gotten bad headaches after doing DATY? I'm thinking maybe it's from ingesting lube with spermicide.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 15
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