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Comments by jaybud999 (page 11)

  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Crazy shit
    1. 1998: Flying from Seoul to Bangkok for vacation (working in S.Korea), and smuggling a decent amount of shitty weed from Phuket back to Seoul via Bangkok. I freaked out AFTER going through customs in Seoul because I saw a German Shepherd, a submachine gun, and a beret......and flushed it all like a fucking idiot! The "heavy lifting" was already done, but I thought that dog might be trained to smell my weed (it wasn't). 2. Completing the "100 club" with Mickeys when I was 18 years old, 135lbs....and only two months of drinking under my belt. I guess I should have been taken to the hospital, but instead the solution was to gag me with a toothbrush to dry heave out some liquid. 3. Child one. 4. Child two. I jest. I guess......
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    jaybud999
    Pinpin aint EZ....when you're high
    Lauren Boebert in the news.....
    @datinman Now we know she's good with OTC.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    I wish that all men were literally slaves
    As long as the master class of women still drop and swallow when that door closes.....
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Your Biggest Challenge of All Time at The Club
    That is pretty brutal. I was going to comment on an experience, but it's small town shit relative to your example.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Remembering 9/11
    @gammanu95 Fuck you, you small minded tard. Sorry, you're a large minded tard.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    SanFran
    Fort Point Nike Missile base on the Marin Side Lands End/Sutro Baths The Haight The Park Pick up a fresh bag of outdoor Sativa, and a few mushrooms and tour those sites. All together, less money and more enjoyable than a SF club.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    New York’s first trans-only strip club experience.
    ^^^^^100% with Ishmael on this. Perfect. Everybody can chill out knowing everything they need to know.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Vegas Recommendations
    Chicas Bonitas for mileage, but it's a dump, and you best speak Spanish to negotiate OTC. Casino girls are the way I hear. You post up at one of the known bars and bide your time.....something will come along.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    The R.O.B.
    That was cathartic! Wow.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Studme53
    Pennsylvania
    Oppenheimer sucked
    myehhh......I posted my clip AFTER seeing Gammu already posted it! Sorry.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Studme53
    Pennsylvania
    Oppenheimer sucked
    @azdd This is a nice visual representation of atomic weapons testing, worldwide. I suppose if you just jump to the end of the clip, the total number of tests will be there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY&ab_channel=aConcernedHuman
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy rapping to Eminem
    Wait, you guys really think the GOP is going to give the nod to a Swamy? You know the Trump contingent doesn't care for his skin tone....cmon now, figure that out.v They can barely get a package delivered to their cul de sac by a person of color, let alone a presidential candidate.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    When the dems lost the Supreme Court, they start abusing us through lower courts
    Fucking weirdo, living in absolutes like that.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Food & Sex
    Catalina before implants. Dim Sum.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Border wall investment opportunity
    ^^^^^not their money, they don't give a fuck.....all sides.....they just have different priorities on how to waste it.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Continuation of last topic (shorts)
    But to address your discussion topic. The dress code for the club should be reviewed. If the policy is no shorts, you aren't getting in anyway. BUT, I have seen patrons in a no shorts club slip in early day because the club is dead. I've never tried to wear shorts to the club (by choice), if a girl wants to get at your COCK (translation: "my thing") she will regardless of what you're wearing. I recall a girl at Chicas Bonitas Vegas a few years back that could have my button down shirt open faster with one hand than I could rebutton with two! The belt and pant button were a mere formality for her skills.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Continuation of last topic (shorts)
    Did he just say "my thing" in a grown mans strip club forum?
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    Fraysexual TUSCLers?
    Hmmmph. I just figured I love chicks, but don't want to pull the trigger on a bigger "mistake" (that's a personal choice, not some cheap shot to the rest of you extra;s clowns). And when I bang my wife, it's pretty good......but it's like going to your favorite place for a rib-eye, it's fucking delicious.....but you aren't going to eat that all the time, you want variety......like sides and stuff. I call that being a man in America. Or any country I figure!
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Strip club tours
    I've been offered a number of times, but only did it once: Hustler Club in Vegas. Total mistake.
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    a year ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    CRAZY! My political opponent has hit me with a barrage of weak lawsuits, includi
    Ass clown is going to have to man up now. Since he's innocent and hasn't broken any laws, he has nothing to worry about.....in fact, maybe he can sue for legal fees he's having to dole out.....since he's innocent right? Regarding Ramaswamy: do you REALLY think the republican base is going to throw it's weight behind that candidate? You really think a MAGA is going to support a "swamy?" C'mon now.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    IsThisAJ0ke
    New York
    Holding one down at the bar
    I'll buy a drink (if under $15), and tip off a $20 every two songs or so.....depends on if she has conversation skills that mesh up with what I'm looking for at the time. If/when the conversation exhausts itself (even after dances), I'll stop tipping and tactfully imply that the tipping is over, but I'd be happy to continue to buy drinks if she sticks around to talk (which they will if it's dead/and they find your conversation entertaining).
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Palomino a solid Vegas spot
    I agree with everything this guy said! Best two value plays in Vegas.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    RonJax2
    Strip Club Connoisseur
    The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part II
    Great work.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    So let me get this straight on voting
    What state(s) are you referring to?
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Looking for tips for Vegas (AMPs, Escorts, Stripclubs, etc.)
    Chicas shift change is 7pm. So if you put in your time during the day shift, you may find yourself something around 7 to meet up. And there are dancers who are native English speakers in there....but they never seem to be the top tier! It is a dump though, relative to the rest of the clubs in Vegas. 25$ single, or 5/100$ If you're drinking, the beer pitchers are the best value, followed by the bucket of beer. Night shift will have 11$ drinks for the girls pushed on you.....it lowers their house fee......hence the hustle.