Crazy shit

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skibum609

Name 2-3 crazy things you have done in your life, you would never consider doing again. 1) In my mid 20s, on 2 occasions, I bought an old shitbox, fixed it up until it complied with the rules and then entered and competed in 2 demolition derbies at the old Westborough Speedway in Massachusetts. Even though no one ever dies in these things, it was still scary to me. 2) We parked outside of Dania jai Alai on the grass. While I was parking my car 3 men with guns robbed my sister-in-law and her neighbor and then ran into the shitty neighborhood next door. Unarmed, I chased them down and when they tried to escape in a car I jumped on the hood of the car, wouldn't let go, and caused it to crash. They fired 3-4 shots at me as they ran. Never got the money back, the car was stolen, so we never found out who they were, and my wife looked at me and called me the dumbest fuck on earth because why would anyone other than the dumbest fuck on earth risk getting shot and killed for less than $200. I then learned that jokingly saying "let's go drive around and look for them", makes some people quite angry. Tell us how stupid you were/are.

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gSteph
1 yr ago

I few a bicycle once, maybe a 100 feet or more. Broke 2 spokes, had a sore ankle and 1 nut. Talk about one and done.

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skibum609
1 yr ago

^ fucking ouch. I am cringing here lol.

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mogul1985
1 yr ago
  1. I was drinking a black/tan with a buddy at a bar. I picked up my glass to finish off the last swallow and I heard this "NO…
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skibum609
1 yr ago

In some Boston neighborhood bars, it's called a "dark and tan". Black and Tan refers to protestant militias and the Irish Catholics here will lose it.

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motorhead
1 yr ago

I used to venture into some rather shady neighborhoods back in my 20’s and 30’s. It’s not like a lot of strip clubs are located in gated communities…

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FTS
1 yr ago

I don’t drive as fast as I used to. It must be true what they say about drivers under the age of 25–when I was 19 I had…

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nelly76
1 yr ago

bareback with a stripper in a strip joint

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twentyfive
1 yr ago

Craziest thing I ever did was me and my cousin got an old wooden knickerbocker class sailboat, we spent the whole winter fixing the boat painting, sanding, replacing…

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shailynn
1 yr ago

I agreed to meet Juice in person.

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gammanu95
1 yr ago

Smoking cigarettes. What stupid habit and awful waste of money. Buying a Jeep in the mid-2000s. Crap quality and overpriced. Buying VIPs…

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mogul1985
1 yr ago

@skibum609: I had no idea about black/dark/tans. I use to go to Boston a fair amount in the 1980s, I worked for Digital Equipment Corp DEC.

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Muddy
1 yr ago

You know when I was a kid we to soap up the drive way and run water down it to play "slip and slide" What a stupid ass…

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Studme53
1 yr ago

As an 18 yo, tripping on mushrooms, stole a car from an impound lot. Full disclosure- It was my buddy’s car and I had his keys. Immediately got…

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skibum609
1 yr ago

Mogul I was a security guard at Dec while in law school. Too funny.

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shadowcat
1 yr ago

Other than getting married?

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crosscheck
1 yr ago

When I was growing up, my friends, my brother and I used to ride laundry baskets down the stairs at my house, which may not have been too…

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skibum609
1 yr ago

^ Growing up in New England? In the summer of 1973 myself and 2 of my friends invented a game called "disc". All you needed was a frisbee,…

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twentyfive
1 yr ago

That reminds me of my cousin, we were playing lawn darts if you remember the 60s lawn darts were metal with a point nit those plastic ones with…

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3131
1 yr ago

Finding TUSCL web site years ago has accelerated my path to self destruction faster than any other singular event in my life.

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skibum609
1 yr ago

Lawn darts in the days of yore were called: Jarts. lol. 3 kitchen windows after we got them, they were taken away.

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Rob1115
1 yr ago

Back in the late 60s early 70s I was in the merchant marine working as a Mate on freighters sailing to West Africa. On many occasions…

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Studme53
1 yr ago

I played a game with my teenage camping buddies where you shoot and arrow straight up, you loose sight of it, then scramble when it comes back in…

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Studme53
1 yr ago

^ ha ha just saw Ski played the same stupid game

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skibum609
1 yr ago

^dude you are awesome lol. Welcome to club stupidity. Who did Sandler steal this from or were we all just idiots.

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Studme53
1 yr ago

^ Yes - idiots - and 2 of my camping buddies were Eagle Scouts. 2 brothers and they were nuts

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crosscheck
1 yr ago

Seeing the dart stories above reminded me of another time growing up when in the basement of our house my best friend stuck a dart right in the…

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jaybud999
1 yr ago
  1. 1998: Flying from Seoul to Bangkok for vacation (working in S.Korea), and smuggling a decent amount of shitty weed from Phuket back to Seoul via…
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Mate27
1 yr ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzAFqrxfeY SkiDumb doesn’t want to let anybody know the craziest shot he’s ever done, but if you watch this you tube clip, then you’ll know.

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WiseToo
1 yr ago

Many years ago, I was invited by a young attractive girl I met at a party to leave with her and go to her place for…

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ATACdawg
1 yr ago

One crazy thing I did was riding my bike down a steep, half mile long hill, no helmet. I reached 45 mph on several occasions attested to…

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