Food & Sex

shailynn
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For fun - no explanation needed - just answers:

1. Name one celebrity (actress, singer, influencer, porn star, etc.) that you’d want to have sex with the most. Assume she would be in her prime even if that was 50 years ago.

2. Name a food you could eat if you were forced to eat it everyday for the rest of your life. Don’t worry about nutrition value, just go on taste.

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  • From978
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    a year ago
    Penelope Cruz and paella, in that order.
  • blahblahblah23
    •
    a year ago
    Your wife. Chocolate.
  • nicespice
    •
    a year ago
    The Virgin Mary, popcorn
  • elmer
    •
    a year ago
    ^ THE VIRGIN MARY! Oh lord

    I have begs the question If a woman is fucked by another woman is she still a virgin?
  • elmer
    •
    a year ago
    That should have read
    That begs the question ...
  • ATACdawg
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    a year ago
    Clearly, since Jesus had a younger brother, James who obviously was the product of immaculate conception, Mary clearly wasn't a virgin for her whole life....
  • FLAP3000
    •
    a year ago
    Pam Grier (then and now).
    Salmon.
  • ATACdawg
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    a year ago
    Jessica Ashley. Steak fajitas.
  • Muddy
    •
    a year ago
    Carmella Bing. In n Out Double Double
  • Brahma2k
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    a year ago
    Jane Seymour, Anne Heche, Jillian Grace (March 2005 Playmate of the Month)
  • motorhead
    •
    a year ago
    Heather Locklear and Cheeseburgers
  • Electronman
    •
    a year ago
    Sasha Grey, ice cream
  • skibum609
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    a year ago
    Rebecca DeMornay - Molkajette.
  • RTP
    •
    a year ago
    Jan Brady (Eve Plumb) and Pizza
  • Estafador
    •
    a year ago
    Define "celebrity" foes that include esoteric like influences?

    A safe answer for me would be Nicki Minaj (2) and Beyonce (1)
  • Estafador
    •
    a year ago
    Forgot the food.....chicken
  • shailynn
    •
    a year ago
    Blah, I told my wife last night and she was flattered!

    Jennifer Love Hewitt / shake shack burger
  • FishHawk
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    a year ago
    Jacqueline Bisset; prime rib.
  • shadowcat
    •
    a year ago
    Elisha Cuthbert & chocolate.
  • Huntsman
    •
    a year ago
    Raquel Welch. Walleye.
  • NickysHardLife
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    a year ago
    Halle Berry
    Roony Mara
    Can they also count as the food I could eat everyday?
    If not, Linguine w/pasta sauce & mixture of swiss & mozzarella cheeses
  • shailynn
    •
    a year ago
    Best response so far - Jan Brady!!!
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    As in the first American Pie movie, I’d like to fuck warm apple pie on the kitchen counter and I’d eat Sofia Vergara every day for the rest of my life.

    PS - @ATACDawg - the immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin, not Jesus being conceived by a virgin. Sorry, catholic school education.
  • twentyfive
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    a year ago
    @HM
    Why is Mary known as the Virgin Mary if Jesus wasn’t conceived by sexual intercourse and why is it referred to as the immaculate conception, not trying to be argumentative, but as a Jewish man your statement is confusing
  • twentyfive
    •
    a year ago
    ^ I meant referring to the birth as the virgin birth.
  • JamesSD
    •
    a year ago
    Prime Jennifer Connelly. Huge tit brunettes are my jam.

    Food Pizza
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    The conception of Jesus is not what is known as the “immaculate conception.” It’s a common mistake to think so, even among Catholics. You have the beliefs of Christians right, that Mary was a virgin.
  • booty_lover92
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    a year ago
    Alexis Texas (2005-2008)

    Spaghetti/Lasagna
  • booty_lover92
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    a year ago
    This post proves and shows the wide spectrum of what us guys find attractive. I guess this is natural since if we all went for the same type there would be a bunch of lonely PL's out there lol
  • loper
    •
    a year ago
    Linda Ronstadt, Fried Clams
  • gSteph
    •
    a year ago
    Jane Fonda.
    Good peanut butter on good bread, toasted.
  • londonguy
    •
    a year ago
    Liz Hurley, Roast Dinner.

    Samantha Bekinsale and Pizza a close second
  • Dustyhawkins
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    a year ago
    Remy Lacroix
    Good quality restaurant chinese food, kung pao chicken, chow mein orange chicken all that
  • DeclineToState
    •
    a year ago
    +1 for Liz Hurley
    Burritos
  • Revalt90
    •
    a year ago
    Miley Cyrus from the 23 music video and tacos
  • From978
    •
    a year ago
    I just realized I've been living my life upside down. I've been eating different foods and sleeping with the same woman.
  • jaybud999
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    a year ago
    Catalina before implants. Dim Sum.
  • gammanu95
    •
    a year ago
    What if I wanted to have sex with apple pie and eat out Shannon Elizabeth?
  • Longball300
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    a year ago
    Heather Thomas (Fall Guy period) and grilled Ribeye steak.....

    BTW I don't think "foods" that have more than one item in them should qualify.
  • Manuellabore
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    a year ago
    Linda Ronstadt back in the day, Salma Hayek now (or back in the day, if Linda wouldn't find out). Dunkin' iced coffee with pumpkin flavoring
  • EastCoaster
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    a year ago
    Like Motorhead, I'm going with Heather Locklear. I met her in 1992 (when she was 31), and OMG, she was ten times hotter in person than I ever thought she was just from seeing her on TV. Just *stunningly* beautiful.

    And ice cream -- almost any flavor.
  • steve3000
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    a year ago
    Jessica Alba and pork chops
  • Lost Guy
    •
    a year ago
    Salma Hayek

    Pizza(variable toppings)
  • NinaBambina
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    a year ago
    1. If I *had* to choose a woman, Salma Hayek circa From Dusk Till Dawn.

    If I had to choose a man, Captain Jason Chambers. None of you will know who he is, but he's Captain of a yacht on one of Bravo's Below Deck franchises. He's 50 years old and super hot. If I had to go younger, maybe Luka Doncic.

    2. Potatoes.
  • Context21
    •
    a year ago
    Shakira

    BBQ kabobs
  • CJKent_band
    •
    a year ago
    1) Marilyn Monroe at 21 years old like she looks naked in the calendar

    2) Chocolate in all it’s edible recipes; hot chocolate, chocolate, Black tahini chocolate cookies, Chocolate hazelnut ice cream cheesecake, Chocolate milkshake, Mexican Chocolate Chicken Mole, sweet chocolate Mexican tamales with chopped pecans, and the hundreds of chocolate based recipes
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