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shailynn
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They never tell you what you need to know.

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

For fun - no explanation needed - just answers:

  1. Name one celebrity (actress, singer, influencer, porn star, etc.) that you’d want to have sex with the most. Assume she would be in her prime even if that was 50 years ago.

  2. Name a food you could eat if you were forced to eat it everyday for the rest of your life. Don’t worry about nutrition value, just go on taste.

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From978

Penelope Cruz and paella, in that order.

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blahblahblah23

Your wife. Chocolate.

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nicespice

The Virgin Mary, popcorn

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elmer

^ THE VIRGIN MARY! Oh lord

I have begs the question If a woman is fucked by another woman is she still a virgin?

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elmer

That should have read That begs the question ...

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ATACdawg

Clearly, since Jesus had a younger brother, James who obviously was the product of immaculate conception, Mary clearly wasn't a virgin for her whole life....

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FLAP3000

Pam Grier (then and now). Salmon.

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ATACdawg

Jessica Ashley. Steak fajitas.

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Muddy

Carmella Bing. In n Out Double Double

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Brahma2k

Jane Seymour, Anne Heche, Jillian Grace (March 2005 Playmate of the Month)

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motorhead

Heather Locklear and Cheeseburgers

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Electronman

Sasha Grey, ice cream

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skibum609

Rebecca DeMornay - Molkajette.

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RTP

Jan Brady (Eve Plumb) and Pizza

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Estafador

Define "celebrity" foes that include esoteric like influences?

A safe answer for me would be Nicki Minaj (2) and Beyonce (1)

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Estafador

Forgot the food.....chicken

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shailynn

Blah, I told my wife last night and she was flattered!

Jennifer Love Hewitt / shake shack burger

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FishHawk

Jacqueline Bisset; prime rib.

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shadowcat

Elisha Cuthbert & chocolate.

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Huntsman

Raquel Welch. Walleye.

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NickysHardLife

Halle Berry Roony Mara Can they also count as the food I could eat everyday? If not, Linguine w/pasta sauce & mixture of swiss & mozzarella cheeses

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shailynn

Best response so far - Jan Brady!!!

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Hank Moody

As in the first American Pie movie, I’d like to fuck warm apple pie on the kitchen counter and I’d eat Sofia Vergara every day for the rest of my life.

PS - @ATACDawg - the immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin, not Jesus being conceived by a virgin. Sorry, catholic school education.

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twentyfive

@HM Why is Mary known as the Virgin Mary if Jesus wasn’t conceived by sexual intercourse and why is it referred to as the immaculate conception, not trying to be argumentative, but as a Jewish man your statement is confusing

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twentyfive

^ I meant referring to the birth as the virgin birth.

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JamesSD

Prime Jennifer Connelly. Huge tit brunettes are my jam.

Food Pizza

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Hank Moody

The conception of Jesus is not what is known as the “immaculate conception.” It’s a common mistake to think so, even among Catholics. You have the beliefs of Christians right, that Mary was a virgin.

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booty_lover92

Alexis Texas (2005-2008)

Spaghetti/Lasagna

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booty_lover92

This post proves and shows the wide spectrum of what us guys find attractive. I guess this is natural since if we all went for the same type there would be a bunch of lonely PL's out there lol

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loper

Linda Ronstadt, Fried Clams

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gSteph

Jane Fonda. Good peanut butter on good bread, toasted.

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londonguy

Liz Hurley, Roast Dinner.

Samantha Bekinsale and Pizza a close second

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DeclineToState

+1 for Liz Hurley Burritos

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Revalt90

Miley Cyrus from the 23 music video and tacos

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From978

I just realized I've been living my life upside down. I've been eating different foods and sleeping with the same woman.

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jaybud999

Catalina before implants. Dim Sum.

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TheOne&Only

What if I wanted to have sex with apple pie and eat out Shannon Elizabeth?

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Longball300

Heather Thomas (Fall Guy period) and grilled Ribeye steak.....

BTW I don't think "foods" that have more than one item in them should qualify.

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Manuellabore

Linda Ronstadt back in the day, Salma Hayek now (or back in the day, if Linda wouldn't find out). Dunkin' iced coffee with pumpkin flavoring

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EastCoaster

Like Motorhead, I'm going with Heather Locklear. I met her in 1992 (when she was 31), and OMG, she was ten times hotter in person than I ever thought she was just from seeing her on TV. Just stunningly beautiful.

And ice cream -- almost any flavor.

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steve3000

Jessica Alba and pork chops

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Lost Guy

Salma Hayek

Pizza(variable toppings)

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NinaBambina
  1. If I had to choose a woman, Salma Hayek circa From Dusk Till Dawn.

If I had to choose a man, Captain Jason Chambers. None of you will know who he is, but he's Captain of a yacht on one of Bravo's Below Deck franchises. He's 50 years old and super hot. If I had to go younger, maybe Luka Doncic.

  1. Potatoes.
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Context22

Shakira

BBQ kabobs

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CJKent_band
  1. Marilyn Monroe at 21 years old like she looks naked in the calendar

  2. Chocolate in all it’s edible recipes; hot chocolate, chocolate, Black tahini chocolate cookies, Chocolate hazelnut ice cream cheesecake, Chocolate milkshake, Mexican Chocolate Chicken Mole, sweet chocolate Mexican tamales with chopped pecans, and the hundreds of chocolate based recipes

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