Comments by jaybud999 (page 12)

Skibum: stick to skiing and ski equipment, because your last comment on this topic sounds fucking stupid. Now go take your lipitor.

I use cash as much as possible, for the reasons stated on the OP pic, as well as no record of me or the transaction (as needed). The generation below me though (i.e my kids), are shunning cash! They get hundo for a gift, and they immediately want it digital.....da fuck! I've been trying my best to brainwash them that cash MUST be used to survive....and it must survive.

I wouldn't bring my girl to the club with me. I don't give a fuck if someone else wants to bring their girl in. I'm old enough to not give a fuck what anybody else is doing in the club. What would be a problem is if I mistook a wife/girlfriend as a pro, and they....or their partner gets worked up. Then I would say, get her the fuck out. That is all.

I am 100% on board. I tend to do edibles and vape when clubbing. But to be able to take a pull off a bowl would be great.

@gammanu God damn! The typing is good. The punctuation is good. The formatting is adequate. But your content is like a fucking tard' at a school without tard' support. Get it together!

@Skibum Bruins won. That is all.

The only sabbath that's real is Black Sabbath.....you fucking War Pig Skibum. Israel shouldn't try to expand their little villages over the years, build walls and fences and not expect some form of animosity from the folks living there before WWII. Hamas was wrong to kill, rape, and kidnap in retaliation for years of subjugation. Israel is wrong for pounding through Gaza the way that they did. Skibum is a fucking sphincter. He's in his 60's....trying to keep his blood pressure and ateriosclerosis in check, hopefully unsuccessfully. This way, his generation, and their thought process dies. Oh, and the Bruins will take it. That is all.

@Mogul You're defense of Trump, the political tard, are mediocre at best. He's fucking stupid, and a simpleton. Economics don't fluctuate in a four year vacuum (for either party). And for the record, your comparison of an $850K SETTLEMENT to a HUSH MONEY TRIAL is crap. The facts of the Clinton mistake were already known, versus attempting to hide payment. But I suppose your mind will equate both to, "paying off a ho is paying off a ho...." actually, I think we can both agree we all like to pay off ho's.

To the original question: Thank the Puritans.

I love thigh gap. I call it the "triangle of love."

She's not my cup of tea. BUT, if she were completely blasphemous and did a stage dance with frock and Amish outfit with some slut wear underneath....I could go for that. It should be noted that many Amish enclaves have been studied genetically due to their closed reproductive groups (read inbreeding).

My clubbing can only happen once or twice a year, and always out of my town. During those windows, I pack in 6-12 hours per day for two to three days. I have three LONGTIME friends that are trusted associates (and to be blunt, we all would go down together if someone were to break silence) for these trips. We enjoy the shared experience of breaking free from our civilian life and not answering to anybody but ourselves....if only for a few days. We walk into the club(s) together, establish a table location.....and then we operate independently from there on out. Do we come back to the table for drinks and breaks? Sure. Do we give recommendations on things we liked? Sure. Do we ask what happened in VIP? FUCK NO, that's personal business! Other than one guy who likes to come back to the table and ask, "wanna smell my finger?"

On the fence? Maybe Vlad the Impalers fence? Straight up pass.

That was a lot of fucking thinking man. But, you do you. I approach it as a business transaction: I pay money to be convinced that a dancer is into me. That's it, I pay for the fantasy. The more convincing she is, the longer/more I spend. I don't even need extras.....I'm looking to be convinced. I'll even state it at the end of the fantasy how convincing she was during "pretend" time.

Hmmmm. I used to try timing my jerk off session to "Open your Heart" by Madonna on the MTV countdown over summer break (no parents home).

I have no input on #1 and #2. If you decide to club: Cheapest/Value: Chicas Bonitas. Take a ride up to Jerry's Nugget, it's across the street. Total dive, but $100/5 songs in a communal room....YMMV. $5 cover 95% Latina....Cubans and Columbians with little English. Best for full nude AND booze: Palomino. Last year it was $150 for 15 minutes in VIP. The cover can be stupid though ($60 at 6pm....we walked right back over to CB) Best Variety: arguably Spearmint Rhino. We like their dayshift.....$100 bottles, nice and quiet. Sapphire: Haven't been here for awhile as they have more eastern European plastic style girls.....and I've had two poor experiences there. Crazy Horse III: myeh.....pricey. Hotels: I like the palazzo rooms for their size. If you're looking for value, you'll want to go to downtown....there's some classier rooms at a lower rate up there.....BUT, you probably won't get the level of #1 and #2 you may be seeking.....different "class" of customers.

I like the saxophone generally. I like Jazz, generally. I like saxophone in Jazz generally. But your original post describing "where all the saxophone players have gone?" Pretty tone deaf. Yes, pun intended. Born before 1955 I'm guessing. That last comment isn't designed to disrespect, just place where I think it comes from. I am prepared for you OG's to smash up my comment. You may begin.

Man.....my clubbing is generally once a year, 3 or 4 days in Vegas. ALL we do is club for 10-15 hours a day, sometimes more if the marching powder is in play. Did he just not leave at all for 3 days, or did he leave at some point and return the next day? Cuz, that's us......splitting our time between Chicas, Palomino, and SR. Now that SR has returned day shift and a $100 bottle.....we're going to have to smash that up.....in July.

@Iwantheronme: Maggot Brain came to my mind first. Eddie Hazel, George Clinton, some Acid.....and an idea....

^^^^^sure, put the two up for a tit for tat on court level mistakes. Let's watch that. Do you think there would be an equal number of episodes for each?

I love Chicas normally, but for a bachelor party, no way. Palomino has great VIP booths....not sure if they're still $150 for 15 minutes? They also have booze and full nude. Moderately classy. Peppermint Hippo is the old OG, all fixed up. It's "classy." I wouldn't focus too much on packages......you can negotiate that stuff with the host when you get there (unless you're going on a Friday or Saturday night at 10pm....it could be packed).

You're using a Jim Jordan post to start this discussion? Jim fuckin' Jordan?

Yeah, mine went up when my daughter hit two cars....and it was her fault. But I don't think that's what you're talking about! :)

Is that pre Motley Crue? Hell, who am I kidding? Pre, post......I'd smash that.