Continuation of last topic (shorts)

Depends on the club and girl. TOFTT

Thing?

Come on - be a man and call it what it is . . .
a wee-wee

Even pee pee sounds more masculine

Did he just say "my thing" in a grown mans strip club forum?

But to address your discussion topic.

The dress code for the club should be reviewed. If the policy is no shorts, you aren't getting in anyway. BUT, I have seen patrons in a no shorts club slip in early day because the club is dead.

I've never tried to wear shorts to the club (by choice), if a girl wants to get at your COCK (translation: "my thing") she will regardless of what you're wearing. I recall a girl at Chicas Bonitas Vegas a few years back that could have my button down shirt open faster with one hand than I could rebutton with two! The belt and pant button were a mere formality for her skills.

I like loose shorts. Worst case, she rubs her bare leg against your bare leg. Not bad. Best case (which I've experienced): she reaches in and caresses/yanks. She pushes the leg of the shorts up so that I'm standing proud (while sitting). I pull on a cover just to keep from messing up my pants. She sees the cover go and asks, will you tip well? I nod, and she sits on my lap for full service. In a club not known for extras.

Legit on he bus rn with my shorts on Haha. I'm gonna go wild. Tbh tho Idgaf about this club I'm going to so if I LDK and the bitch wants to extort me I'm fucking leaving that place.

^ Go to the hospital. You're having a stroke.

That or he is TUI....texting under the influence