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14 years ago
I think we ought to distinguish between dances and dances, and also take city/club into consideration.
For instance, if it's on the floor in an Atlanta club, the best you're getting even with one dancer is grindage and maybe some surreptitious stick-shifting. If the 2-fer is done so that more surreptitious activity can occur, then groovy. Otherwise, you're gonna get more air than normal and even the cheap Atlanta LD rates are too much for mere eye candy.
If it's in a couch room or a VIP, and one dancer is always blocking outsider's views or staged as a lookout, then groovy.
Now me, I kinda like seeing some girl-on-girl. I was sitting on the main floor with a fave (call her C) who knew I would drop some serious bucks on her later. A friend of hers came by, and C asked if she could give me (or us) a dance. Since I was only paying for one dancer, I said "yes". The dance was for both of us, and dancers can get away with a LOT more than customers can, so C was even more fun to watch than the naked chick. I told her that I wanted one more, but to focus completely on C. Gawd, was that worth it to me. YMMV.
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14 years ago
OK, yet another plug for using Google Voice:
* It's free
* You can turn on DND, either for a set amount of time (so a stripper isn't calling/texting you at 2 AM on a night when you're sleeping) or it can just stay on until you turn it off
* It's free
* You can set a single number to "spam", so if a particular stripper gets annoying, you don't have to trash the whole thing
* It's free
* You can tweak numbers individually -- e.g. you have an ATF that you want to get straight through when she calls, rather than have to announce herself to the GV greeting
* Oh and one other thing -- it's free
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14 years ago
Or write a review that says "This club is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very closed."
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14 years ago
@10: reminds me of the female spy character in the old Rocky & Bullwinkle show
Are you saying that animation gives you a hard-on?
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14 years ago
I don't even need to compare with other friends to know that the finger length thing is crap. On my right hand, the index finger is longer than the ring finger; on my left hand, it's vice versa.
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14 years ago
art, you dang fereners and your metaphors! ;-)
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14 years ago
* If you don't like what you see on TV, change the channel.
* If you don't want to see naked women, don't go to SCs.
* If you don't want to read a political post on TUSCL, move on to the next post.
You'd think frequenters of this site would appreciate freedom. I guess that's what I get for thinking.
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14 years ago
gmd: "She gives *great* head, and ... can consistently get me off in a minimum amount of time, sometimes even faster than I can do myself"
You give yourself head? Damn, apparently that "micro" thing is sarcasm.
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14 years ago
Ordinarily, I like long hair. I cried when Reba McEntire got hers cut in the 90s.
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14 years ago
Had a fave who had short hair, and she's about the only woman on the planet that I thought it looked good on. Didn't see her for a few months -- she started growing it AND got extensions. Took away about 90% of her uniqueness. :(
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14 years ago
Rod, that's usually where I camp out, but those seats were taken so I was sitting at the *end* of the showbar that night.
The only name I recognized was Gina -- is that the Gina that's a bit older? She *is* awesome, but in such freakin' high demand, I've only gotten to spend any appreciable time with her once.
I only have one fave there -- Rita -- and she's suddenly become high demand too. At least the times that I've been there. Got to see her for about 20 minutes that night, and she said that I was her good luck charm. Sucks for me, though.
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14 years ago
"dedicated" ? I've never heard of a club *dedicated* to dancers of any demographic. With the exception of the "Dancer Ethnicity" on reviews here, I always figured that any club was "you get what you get".
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14 years ago
gmd: "The only place locally that I've been to that any any "feature" dancers worth the name was Godfather's."
Damn, they had strippers at a pizza place?
samsung1: "how much do they charge for feature dancers doing lap dances?"
They don't do that. The feature "dances" 2 six-song sets and sells crap that she's in/on, and that's it.
Rod8432: "I start getting depressed the moment the DJ begins his upcoming announcements..."
I started getting depressed when I saw the marquis outside the club.
Rod8432: "I still wind up giving the girl the full $10/each dance"
Yeah, I do, too -- at least when it follows a feature where they haven't made a penny in the last 20-30 minutes. Apparently, last night, I had my stealth capabilities turned on, though. Made long eye contact with two dancers as they paraded out and neither came over. Maybe I'll take semaphore flags next time.
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14 years ago
Dudester: "(they took pity on me)"
As evidenced by the fact that you're still here. ;-)
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14 years ago
Otto, that's not "knife to a gun fight" -- bringing excess money to a SC is "wiffle ball bat to a nuclear war". ;-)
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14 years ago
Was at a club once and there were two guys there that were VERY shit-faced and VERY annoying. They finally got up to leave (yay). One guy got up, took two steps, staggered back, and did a face-plant right in his friend's lap. Took him a few seconds to extricate himself, too. (Either that, or he was enjoying it.)
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14 years ago
farmerart: I will maul any large bosoms - black, white, **chartreuse**, whatever!
So it was you jacking off at that Avatar showing!
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14 years ago
Shadowcat: I doubt that her mother understood what goes on in the private rooms.
When sex is raised to an art form, she's REALLY doing something right.
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14 years ago
Keeps going back to my fave line: If a LD was good (or sometimes even a stage dance by a fave) and the dancer says something about the music, I say "Oh, they're playing music?" Never fails to elicit a smile.
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14 years ago
Hell, Prim0, I have *dancer*-specific pants. I have this one pair of black dress slacks that are almost like satin to the touch. The night that I met a fave, she absent-mindedly rubbed my leg a bit, and 5 minutes later, forbid me to come to the club in any other pants. ;-)
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14 years ago
Clubber: "jeans aren't in the way when they are around my ankles."
The ultimate "pants on the ground". Fair enough, but I'm guessing that ain't on the main floor and that's more what I'm talking about.
And if grindage isn't your thing, then ok. But in many Atlanta clubs, if you wanna touch her, you have to get thee to a VIP (or be very damn surreptitious).
It just seemed to me that there is a lot of bitching and moaning in the reviews about lack of grindage, or bladder control problems when reviewing a club where good grindage can be found. It's like the freakin' holy grail around here. So it made me wonder why so many guys would reduce their chances.
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14 years ago
Clubber: "As a matter of fact, it is one of my least enjoyable parts of a dance."
I went to a club last night and, after a couple LDs from a fave, decided that Clubber's dancer isn't doing it right. ;-)
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14 years ago
Oh, definitely, farmerart. Well-done SS is as good for the ego as the truth. ;-)
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14 years ago
"cocktail napkin with ... a phone number scrawled in lipstick. "
Wonder if the dry cleaner copied down the number first. ;-)
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14 years ago
Yeah, shadowcat, the 50/20 debacle was 80% darkness and 20% stupidity.