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14 years ago
The front page preview of this post only goes through “Is this for me?â€, so I didn't know what to expect, and honestly, expected something a lot more pedestrian. So on a more pedestrian note ...
Ever since I goofed once and gave a $50 that I thought was a $20, I never carry anything larger than a $20 into a SC. Singles go in left front pocket (I'm a lefty - that's what I hit most), 5s and 10s in the right front, and 20s in the wallet. If there are too many 20s (rare), the extras go in buttoned back pocket til my wallet runs dry.
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14 years ago
That was very nice of her, bur if I ever need help from a stripper, her husband can't pinch hit. ;-)
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14 years ago
$10 coupon from the dry cleaners? You must get a lot of stains on your pants. ;-)
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14 years ago
If I like a dancer and want to see her again, I'll usually ask if she has a particular schedule that she works. If she doesn't, 3 times out of 4, she'll give me her number so that I can call/text her to see if she's working a given night. So even if it's not about OTC, it *is* about money.
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14 years ago
farmerart, I feel like I have to take a shower after that line. Well played. ;-)
As for me, i can just be honest -- my tastes are so diverse, even I can't pin them down. My first ATF was 38, my last was 22, my most recent fave (but not necessarily ATF) is 22, and I'd give my left nut to see judyjudy in person.
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14 years ago
Nah, if it was one-shot, there'd have to be at least 3 strippers.
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14 years ago
uscue13: my ROB could be your ATF
I would submit that she's not really a ROB if that's the case -- at least the way ROB seems to be used here. In the words of Shakespeare, "a ROB is a ROB is a ROB".
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14 years ago
steve, ROTFL!
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14 years ago
gk: She tells me she had fun. I know she did, I can feel it running all over my hand.
Line of the year!!! ;-)
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14 years ago
SuperDude: Some dancers are able to act more sincere than others, but all women fake it.
I could've sworn I put Dougster on my iggy list.
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14 years ago
Got this in a PM a couple weeks ago:
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Hey man I'm moving to Atlanta soon and I was wondering if you knew any Atlanta area strip clubs where you can get a real grinding lap dance and not that air dance bullshit. Are there any where you can always get a real lap dance? Thanks in advance
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Smelled fishy to start with. I was going to just respond that he should read reviews, but then decided that that would constitute giving a clue to someone that clearly didn't have one -- kinda like putting a loaded gun in a baby's hands.
Big surprise -- a week later, he no longer has any kind of membership here.
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14 years ago
I don't have an ATF these days, but the closest thing would be with T. She is about to switch clubs, which we've both known about for a while. She's also the only real reason for me to go to her current club. At least she was.
One night, T had to hang with another regular for a long time. I was sitting at the bar, watching a bit of eye candy and nicely blowing off other dancers that hit on me (not out of loyalty to T, but just b/c they didn't interest me).
She saw this and excused herself from him for a bit and came over to me. She felt bad b/c I had told her in advance that I was coming to see her, whereas this other guy just showed up. But he's a freakin' ATM and she *was* at work, so I told her that it was OK. But she didn't want me to be alone, and she knew of a dancer that hadn't hit on me, that she (T) was pretty sure I would like. She went and got A and introduced us. And T was right - I instantly liked A.
The next time I was with T, I told her that I was a bit pissed at her, because she *had* been the only reason I came to that club before she introduced me to A. She smiled and said with mock sternness, "Now when I go to (the new club), if I find out you're coming down here and cheating on me ..."
I told her, "Don't worry. You'll always get the vaaaaaaast majority of ..." and I got no further b/c of the big hug she gave me that was a cross between "thank you" and "I *was* joking -- mostly, anyway."
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14 years ago
You guys that live up north must get LDs just for the warmth. How many dances does it take before the ice breaks off Big Al and the Twins? ;-)
I've only had one "free if you don't like it" dance, and it was the *third* time this girl had danced for me. She greatly prefers to LD to slow, sensual music, but the DJ was apparently PMSing that night b/c all he played was ghetto music. And yeah, it wasn't as good as when she dances to "Purple Rain" and practically makes me, er um, arrive. But it was still damn good.
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14 years ago
I sometimes *think* I recognize a dancer in a review, but I'm rarely right. I've sent a few messages to reviewers saying "Was that XYZ you were talking about?" and it almost never is.
The most memorable time was when a reviewer specifically named a dancer. She's the sweetest girl that you don't want to fuck with (metaphorically). The reviewer called her a bitch -- guess he fucked with her.
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14 years ago
shadowcat: Then she gets my "bitch of the month" award.
Where exactly are the award ceremonies held? Is it a black-tie affair?
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14 years ago
If Chris Rock got commissions for every time he got quoted about SC's on this board, he'd be rich.
Oh .... wait .....
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14 years ago
Oh, gmd, don't get me started on my semi-annual "featured dancer" rant again! ;-)
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14 years ago
gmd, is that like grown-ups playing "Red Light, Green Light"?
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14 years ago
I.E. if i have a crappy mileage night at a SC, at least I got to see naked women. ;-)
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14 years ago
OK, the "sometimes more mileage" thing makes sense. So let me ask a follow-up -- the first time you go, are you just rolling the dice? I think I'd be pretty pissed if I plunked down cover plus over-priced drinks only to get below-average mileage AND only see bikinis.
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14 years ago
Well, Prim0, she didn't exactly tell me her real age; I got the info from a fairly reliable third-party. Besides, even at 32, she'd be a lot younger than me, so there's nothing to impress about fudging her age.
In general, I'd probably agree with you, though.
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14 years ago
Please, God, don't let Dougster respond to Storm
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14 years ago
"In most clubs extras are normally touching tits, sucking nipples, and maybe feeling her up a bit."
Are you serial? Or have I been operating on the wrong definition of "extras" all this time? I thought "extras" were what happened beyond the norm and cost more. Even in conservative Atlanta, the rule seems to be that you can touch anything but the kitty, and half the dancers waive that "rule" if you charge them up enough. And none of that costs more.
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14 years ago
The only escort I've ever been with was on BP and CL. She listed her TER page on her ads. That's generally a very good sign.
Oh, and she rocked my world.
That said, to your question "Are most of them scams/fakes etc?", I'd say "probably". I'm probably just a lucky bastard.
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14 years ago
All you guys saying that your club buddies are older -- don't bother trying to get one in Atlanta because I'll be getting dances from her. ;-)