Saturday night, a girl I've taken back before sits down, obviously a little high on something.
Her: hey baby, wanna do a show? Me: I just got here, give me little while. Her (trying to snuggle closer): You sure? I've got my pill. After I do that, I'll do anything you want. Me: Uh, let me think about it. Her: You want me to lick your butthole? I will if you want.
At this point, she sticks out her tongue and wiggled it around to show me how long it is. I have to admit, for a very brief moment, I was tempted. Fortunately, good sense took over, and I declined.

