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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Charging for parking"This is one reason I like to take my bike"
Good idea, Clubber - but doesn't all that pedaling tire you out?
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10 years ago
A Stripper's Resume"not everyone can be a white-collar worker making $100k/yr"
@papi - true, but it's hard for the average TUSCLer to relate, since we're all making over $250k/yr
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10 years ago
2014-2015 NFL Season ThreadSame old Romo, lol
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10 years ago
Remember the time on TUSCL......when Juice got banned, but then made a new alias?
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10 years ago
Attn: Londonguy. WTF is a grass?And what is a "punter"?
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10 years ago
2014-2015 NFL Season ThreadNice start for the Vikings
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10 years ago
Leah Remini or Patricia HeatonLeah Remini ..... when she was on "Saved By The Bell"
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10 years ago
A Stripper's ResumeCute! Suggested edits:
Position: Full commission salesperson
Skills: Prospecting, Identifying Customer Needs, Addressing Objections, Negotiating & Closing sales. Strong, persuasive closer with proven ability to sell extras after the initial sale. Excellent long term customer management skills.
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10 years ago
Films you will see if a certain actor/actress stars in it?"Amber Heard. Average actress at best, but I don't care."
The lovely Ms. Heard is also known for being a switch-hitter; currently appears to be batting for the home team - sorry, lopaw.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
This guy needs to get on the discussion board more often"@Papi- why are many of your posts filled with odd random gibberish characters?"
Satanic symbols? Gang signs? Alien transmissions? Subliminal messaging?
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10 years ago
Stripper Shit@mikey - being married and dating hot civi girls is not incompatible, just expensive
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10 years ago
Take the F Train"I tried to persuade a hot blonde Columbian to go home with me."
Maybe she thought you wanted to bring her back to Detroit?
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10 years ago
Advice: Best Way to Have a Great Time at TootsiesThere was a TUSCLer who was celebrating his birthday with a big bash at Follies, but I never heard how it turned out.
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10 years ago
HJ out on the main floor vs BJ or FS in private."Might be related to the number of strippers I've run across who have hands that could double as sandpaper"
The dreaded "stripper pole" hands
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10 years ago
Club recommendations for the Disneyland area?@mikey - you're aware that the costumed Disney princesses are available for OTC, right?
It's all spelled out in this expose of the seedy underside of Disneyland:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_Tomorrow
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10 years ago
Papi_Chulo hangout closes."Based on his reviews I don't think he will particularly miss that one"
Why, did they cut the songs short?
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10 years ago
Shot girl rip-off"She ran to the dressing room in tears and the manager asked me why I was picking on the girls. "
You brute!
Lol
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10 years ago
Extra with an albino girl@lookin - Is it true that once you've had an albino, regular girls pale in comparison?
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10 years ago
Have you ever fallen in love with a stripper?"April 6, 2012 • Love? No. Affection? Absolutely. Infatuation? Certainly. Will I be sad when she's gone? You bet."
Anyone care to update their answer? (No, not you Rankukam)
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10 years ago
Double the trouble or double the fun"MFM threesomes are much more fun if you have a willing female"
That why she can bring her boyfriend instead of him waiting in the car.
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10 years ago
SS - My Personal Soap Opera Part 2@rankum - you don't count, since you fall in love with a new dancer every few weeks
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10 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Let's stop bumping the silly monger threads"Better yet, put the troll and his cronies on ignore"
Indeed. Even more effective now with the new improved ignore function.
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Decisions.....Decisions"Was that wrong?"
Absolutely. Should have gone with frosted strawberry.
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10 years ago
2014-2015 NFL Season ThreadYou forgot:
- Will the Vikings find a Quarterback this year?
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10 years ago
Welcome to our world David ArquetteDavid Arquette? I'm still pissed off about him "winning" the WCW championship title.