Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me, cuz I don't have money for dances.
Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me, cuz I don't have money for dances.
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last commentThe Mickey Mouse club is your best bet. :)
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I heard that mini mouse gives blow jobs in the basement of cinderella's castle. But since its Disney there's bound to be at least a two hour line to wait in.
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Q. Why wouldn't Minnie get married to Mickey ?
A. She was fuckin' Goofy.
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Move ALL the way to the END. ALL the way to the END ....
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
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The Pirates of the Caribbean ride. You can chase the wenches and drink grog.
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There aren't "dances" in the Orlando area any longer. An old club that was nice and I hear still is, New Rachel's Casselberry at 401 SR 436, Casselberry, Florida 32707. Don't go for dances, but a good club to view some nice women.
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Dont forget about Sea World. They have whales
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Yeah, but they also have sharks! With teeth!
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Just bite back. They dont like that
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@mikey - you're aware that the costumed Disney princesses are available for OTC, right?
It's all spelled out in this expose of the seedy underside of Disneyland:
en.m.wikipedia.org
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Im going to fuck a princess
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