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Club recommendations for the Disneyland area?

Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me, cuz I don't have money for dances.

12 comments

  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    The Mickey Mouse club is your best bet. :)
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    I heard that mini mouse gives blow jobs in the basement of cinderella's castle. But since its Disney there's bound to be at least a two hour line to wait in.
  • likes2look
    10 years ago
    Q. Why wouldn't Minnie get married to Mickey ?

    A. She was fuckin' Goofy.

  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    Move ALL the way to the END. ALL the way to the END ....
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
  • lopaw
    10 years ago
    The Pirates of the Caribbean ride. You can chase the wenches and drink grog.
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    There aren't "dances" in the Orlando area any longer. An old club that was nice and I hear still is, New Rachel's Casselberry at 401 SR 436, Casselberry, Florida 32707. Don't go for dances, but a good club to view some nice women.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Dont forget about Sea World. They have whales
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    Yeah, but they also have sharks! With teeth!
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Just bite back. They dont like that
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    @mikey - you're aware that the costumed Disney princesses are available for OTC, right?

    It's all spelled out in this expose of the seedy underside of Disneyland:

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_fr…
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Im going to fuck a princess
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