Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me, cuz I don't have money for dances.
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Club recommendations for the Disneyland area?
Sep 3, 2014, 2:50 PM
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I heard that mini mouse gives blow jobs in the basement of cinderella's castle. But since its Disney there's bound to be at least a two hour line to wait in.
Q. Why wouldn't Minnie get married to Mickey ?
A. She was fuckin' Goofy.
Move ALL the way to the END. ALL the way to the END ....
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
The Pirates of the Caribbean ride. You can chase the wenches and drink grog.
There aren't "dances" in the Orlando area any longer. An old club that was nice and I hear still is, New Rachel's Casselberry at 401 SR 436, Casselberry, Florida 32707. Don't go for dances, but a good club to view some nice women.
Dont forget about Sea World. They have whales
Yeah, but they also have sharks! With teeth!
Just bite back. They dont like that
@mikey - you're aware that the costumed Disney princesses are available for OTC, right?
It's all spelled out in this expose of the seedy underside of Disneyland:
Im going to fuck a princess
The Mickey Mouse club is your best bet. :)