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10 years ago
Good point, mikey. In DC we keep things simple, so I-495, the "Capital Beltwa" is the "Inner Loop" or the "Outer Loop" depending on which direction you're going. Got it?
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10 years ago
Can't complete? Don't worry about it, patriots22. Tom Brady had the same problem in the second half against the Dolphins.
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10 years ago
"people with $250k and $300k per year jobs"
Did you forget about Slick's raise? That should be "350k and $400k"
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10 years ago
"I’ve known of people with $250k and $300k per year jobs that have no savings or have filed for bankruptcy due to mishandling their finances (mainly overspending and credit-card debt)"
Word, Papi. You would think they would at least have some savings put away for those "unexpected" expenses. Good thing that would never happen to anyone on TUSCL...
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10 years ago
"I once saw a bisexual wearing bifocals riding a bicycle while bisecting the street as a biplane piloted by a biracial bilingual looked down with binoculars."
I hear that happens biweekly.
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10 years ago
"Apparently they didn't watch "Houdini" last week on the History Channel"
@motor - I DVR'd it, but haven't had a chance to watch it yet (still trying to get caught up with Pretty Little Liars) so no spoilers, ok?
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10 years ago
In her defense, tho, pregnant woman should NOT be smoking
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10 years ago
" She is good looking"
Looks pretty good in the 2011 mugshot, but the last 3 years have not been kind to her
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10 years ago
Steve229 - makes an obscure pop culture reference
Hey, speaking of leaches, remember that scene with Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen?
http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/8407577/22374370/4/flash_player/0/1/the_african_queen_film_filthy_leeches.jpg?v=2
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10 years ago
Maybe you'll get a nice Asian nurse to take care of you
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10 years ago
Farmerart - tells him how he can make $350k/yr as a rig pig in the Alberta oil fields
Clubber - not satisfied, also de-friends him on Facebook and un-follows him on Twitter and Instagram
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10 years ago
Don't forget to do a chi-squared test
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10 years ago
"If pictures and videos are allowed, this site will be flooded with porn ads, spam and malware."
Or worse yet, more selfies of Juice (aka Jackie)
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10 years ago
Is it in her eyes (No no you'll be deceived)
Is it in her sighs (No no she'll make believe)
If you wanna know if she loves you so
It's in her kiss (That's where it is)
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10 years ago
Clubber - did you go to Denny's for dinner at 4 pm, too?
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10 years ago
Ranukam - Will ask if they've ever fallen in love with a stripper?
Slick - will ask if they saw last night's Dodgers game?
Papi - will rank the clubs by average song length (plus or minus 2 seconds)
Bang69 - will agree with Shadowcat
Sclvr5005 - will agree with Lopaw
Sharkhunter - will tell them which clubs have aliens dancers working there
Mikey02 - will ask if they know how to post a screenshot?
Clubber - will put everyone on ignore
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10 years ago
^^^^
Yeah, kissing girls is yucky!
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10 years ago
@motor - don't you watch "Cops"?
White perps don't wear shirts.
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10 years ago
http://launchdfw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dr.-evil-one-million-dollars.png
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10 years ago
"Mostly into hot white chicks."
Then you can forget about clubbing with Papi.
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10 years ago
"Nobody in their right mind is going to defend Ray Rice"
Er, isn't that what you just tried to do?
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10 years ago
"Do I use my car or just meet her? - I don't think she could find out my full name and address easily from my car but certainly not impossible."
Picked up my OTC date once in my car, and being the gentleman I am, I held the passenger car door open for her. By the time I went around and got into the driver's seat she was intently studying a piece of mail I had forgotten I'd left in the car.
"I didn't know that was your last name, Steve" she said.. She was probably just curious, but all the same, if you use your car be sure to give it a good cleaning out first, lol.
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10 years ago
Mr. Tiredtraveler,
I believe this meeting a stripper at a Taco Bell that you speak of would be a fabulous means of interacting with the girl, allowing talking and fraternizing with her at low cost. Once I paid the $.03 for her, I would try and get her to sit on my lap and start making out with me. I want to know the girl, to get under her skin, and to get her to surrender. Of course, to finish I would put her on her back so she could submit.
S229
Deep Purple, "Smoke on the Water" 1975
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zz1gOIxHPE
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10 years ago
" At first I thought it said "Lapband"."
Haha, Slick, and when I saw your post I thought it said "Lapland" porn.
You know, for guys really into the Russo-Finnish War...
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10 years ago
OTC? What, do you think you're LMN? Didn't you see "Wolf of Wall Street"?
Stick to publicly traded stocks, or better yet, mutual funds.
Anyway, on that small of an income, going to strip clubs is rather frivolous and should be low priority.