Welcome to our world David Arquette

Not my world. He plans to turn it into a burlesque palace for the rich and famous.

A burlesque palace? Wtf is that?

When I strike it rich I will still have more brains than money

David Arquette? I'm still pissed off about him "winning" the WCW championship title.

When I buy a strip club I'm turning it into an extras club. TUSCL members with at least twenty reviews will get in free and Lopaw will get free lap dances for life.

Los Angeles: Actor David Arquette has denied reports suggesting he's the new owner of a strip club here.

Sources says that the ‘Scream’ star had paid $1.5 million for the Crazy Girls venue earlier this week, but the 42-year-old insists he has yet to seal the deal, reports contactmusic.com.

"There's a rumour going around that I'm buying a strip club in Los Angeles, but we were going to turn it into a burlesque club,” he said.

"We had a meeting... (and) they wanted too much money to be honest... I did not buy a strip club, although I'm not against it,” he added.

Arquette already runs racy club Bootsy Bellows, which is inspired by his mother's stage name from her days as a pin-up model and dancer.

Thanx, Corvus - I will definitely take you up on that! :)