Decisions.....Decisions
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
An ex-favorite texted me last night to tell me she was broke. She said she had no food in the house. She sent her kids away to her baby daddy.
I expected a plea for money. None came. After some time had passed, she texted me: "I'll be ok. I'll have a Pop Tart in the morning".
I replied, "Raspberry or Chocolate?"
Was that wrong?
I expected a plea for money. None came. After some time had passed, she texted me: "I'll be ok. I'll have a Pop Tart in the morning".
I replied, "Raspberry or Chocolate?"
Was that wrong?
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Absolutely. Should have gone with frosted strawberry.
Score a big one for Mr Motor...bravo.
I have cut off several so-called ATFs because they would hit me up for cash "in advance" of a future sesson. But much like Advanced Check Cashing, these girls get behind and can never pay you back in full.
A duck walks in to a bar and says "Give me 10 shots of wisky". The bar tender says "How are you going to pay for that?" So the duck says "Just put in on my bill!!!"