An ex-favorite texted me last night to tell me she was broke. She said she had no food in the house. She sent her kids away to her baby daddy.
I expected a plea for money. None came. After some time had passed, she texted me: "I'll be ok. I'll have a Pop Tart in the morning".
I replied, "Raspberry or Chocolate?"
Was that wrong?


The text itself was a backhanded plea, but I'm guessing that she is an "ex" for a reason.