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12 years ago
My complaint about bathroom trolls is that many clubs do not have the room for them and they do a poor job.
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12 years ago
Treasures and St James in Houston had girls very skilled at TF.
Is ear fuck where the expression "getting an earful" came from?
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12 years ago
She probably just wanted to see if you were a boxers or briefs man.
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12 years ago
I have just noticed a lower percentage of hot dancers relative to the total number of dancers in the Phx sarea.
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12 years ago
The clubs are in close proxiimity to each other. You will get more info by observing each for 30 minutes than you will from the intel/gossip of websites.
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12 years ago
Dougster lives in a short bus. Does that count?
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12 years ago
All of my dancers use margarine.
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12 years ago
With the exception of Centerfolds, I have never been to a nude club in Phx. Regarding Christie's or BSC, IME BSC has the better mix of eye candy and mileage.
Centerfolds has good mileage but not as much eye candy. I think their nude side is only open on weekends but doesn't get that busy.
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12 years ago
Maybe the show will have a lot of cat fights. The girls definately do not portray the quality in Phx.
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12 years ago
It's all entertaining. It is the variety that makes TUSCL what it is. If the discussions were limited to "advice" for a strip club it would be pretty lame.
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12 years ago
Air dances from a hot girl are still way better than the excessive painful grinding of some.
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12 years ago
A good massage parlor is a great way to end a strip club visit.
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12 years ago
You would rather have her tell her BF you were some guy she was fucking in the club?
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12 years ago
I miss the days of PSA in California.
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12 years ago
A girl that takes pride in giving good head can't be beat.
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12 years ago
St James in the north by IAH, or Treasures in the downtown area.
Just ask for Bubbles, Mercedes, Tiffany or Big Gulp.
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12 years ago
My first time was with Dougster's mom.
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12 years ago
And this happened in which one of your reviewed clubs?
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12 years ago
Like Fraudster, Steve3003 doesn't visit strip clubs.
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12 years ago
Agree with Rick
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12 years ago
Fraudster, if you just realized you have haters here at TUSCL, you really are a dumb fuck.
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12 years ago
To answer your question though, you need to go with diamonds. Gold bars are too cumbersome to throw on stage (think the dreaded Canadian Loonie), and you want to limit your cash access to as little as possible like the Fraudster.
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12 years ago
Not to worry Steve. If you are as smart, good looking and wealthy as the Fraudster you won't need money, you will get it for free.
For the clubs you will probably need lots of imaginary coke and skittles that look like painkillers.
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12 years ago
Jester you are right about Fraudster's bullshit review of the Mustang Ranch. It mysteriously shows up two weeks after his visit to a brothel accross the road where he did not get laid, and I made the comment at the time that little Douggie couldn't even get laid in a brothel.
Regarding banks and reporting, if you are not laundering money or dealing drugs it is not a problem. It's a pattern of transactions, not single transactions that raise a red flag.
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12 years ago
Brothels are for people that can't get laid in a stripclub.