living in a van down by the club

16 comments

• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  Dougster lives in a short bus. Does that count?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I tried living in a school bus, but Chris Hansen called the cops.
  
  
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Even a person in a short bus would have known better than to follow tittyfan's advice to short treasuries over the last three years (follow tittyfan's short treasuries advice = ride the shortest of buses).
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  If I keep spending so much money on strippers, I'll probably end up living in a storm sewer. Well, as long as it's close to the club.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  Funny, there was a homeless guy at the club the other day. The club was cool, just let him sit. I was wondering if he was hoping all the girls would walk by and give him ones.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  When I was on my cross-country trip 2 years ago, juice, I often lived out of my car. I spent many nights in motels, but I wasn't averse to cutting expenses living in my car as I crossed the country.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Dougster your constant talk about treasuries is SO FUCKING boring!! Pick something else to complaint about please.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Juice:
  
  Only a crazy fucker would live in a van and then try to pick up dancers in the clubs.
  
  Short-term, yea I can see sleeping in a vehicle between destinations, but seriously, after a few days without showers, shaving, washing your ass, shitting in a bucket, etc., no dancer will come within 10 feet of your stinking ass.
  
  Seriously dude.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I felt so bad for VM that I put him up in my house. Twice. :)
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  I hadn't thought about it before now, but living in a conversion van across the street from different clubs would really be convenient. Put in a 5' pole and build a little stage with lo-volt rope lighting around the edge. Whoooweee, maybe a glitter ball with some spotlights. When you go to the club, park near the back door, and try to get dancers to see you ROTC (right outside the club). Shower at truck stops, and hook into their wi-fi with your 3G to write reviews here.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Alucard - try and make me you fuckin' little twerp!
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Well, I'll thank you again, shadowcat. After a non-ending stream of Motel 6, it was a nice break. :)
  
  I like mmdv26's idea,too. GREAT PLAN !!
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  I have never known anyone to live in a van, but I have known about people who were over-the-road truck drivers who basically slept in their trucks and basically park in strip club parking lots. At least three clubs I have gone to let truck drivers park in their lot. Of course, all of them are very close to the interstate.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Do Winnebagos count?
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Hell ya they count lol
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  I'd rather put up a stripper pole in my living room and let a hot dancer move in with me before I would want to sleep in a van. However if I did what I just said , I might want to sleep somewhere else if things went south. Otherwse, every night I've got fabulous entertainment.