Comments by txtittyfan (page 2)

I thought this was another thread about Dougster taking it up the ass.

If you do get in an accident because of sleeping, eating, texting etc, you should get at least a ticket and you probably were going to fast for conditions. I know of no safe speed for driving while asleep.

You need to go to the library and find the latest issue of Forbes that ranks stripper wealth.

The only club I have been in that I would consider a "Gentleman's Club", was the old Rick's in Houston in the early eighties. It was similar to going to a high end restaurant/bar with hot topless waitresses and dancers. (Lots of them) They had a dress code and a more upscale clientele. Today, "Gentlemen's Clubs" are in name only.

I always thought she may be related to Dougster. She resembles a horse face, and he resembles a horses ass.

I am a weekend recreational pot user. It has been a definite advantage when dealing with some of the dancers. They are 30+ years younger than me, but it brings the pseudo relationship to a different level. And it is much easier to see them OTC, hang with them and receive added benefits.

And in other good news, Dougster does not appear to be posting today.

"Whale" is often used to refer to a big spender. We all should know what "Trash" refers to. I would guess everyone but Dougster can figure it out now.

The system was invented to give Dungster another opportunity to show the board that he is an imbecilic ass.

This is all about perspective. Rick, on one hand, travels and many times is an unknown "newbie" in the clubs he visits. As a person who actually does OTC with strippers, he has developed a methodology that improves his scoring per cent. As anyone who actually solicits dancers knows, you are not very successful walking into a new club asking "wanna fuck" to every dancer you meet. Dungster on the other hand has only the experience of watching his mother always responding yes every time she is approached with the "wanna fuck". This leads to his belief that all you have to do is ask. It basically comes down to those that have a methodology are successful. Those that have no experience and are not successful, ridicule.

If you are Dougsrer, you call her "MOM".

Motor, You should ask for a discount for "bundling".

I would have told her to go home and take care of her son, Dougster.

The attention seekers here that think they are funny, aren't. But those that do find it funny, just prove the old adage that it's easy to amuse the simple mind.

The day will come when whoever cuts your hair will stop asking if you want it thinned. At that point, you will appreciate whatever color it turns.

In PHX, I have known several dancers that easily make over $500 for private parties without doing extras.

I have been told that I look like one of the many guys banging Dougster's mom.

She isn't that hot.

Years ago when I was banging Dougster's mom, I noticed that she had a TUSCL tattoo on her back. I asked about it and the rest is history.

Sorry Douggie, I am not your dad. But we do have memories of how much you liked getting facials from us when you were young and we were banging your mom.

Although he is not a friend, my friends and I have been banging Dougster's mother since 6th grade.

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USC in Ca, and UA in AZ.

Q. What does Dougster have in common with intelligent life? A. Nothing

It would be nice to see mugshots.