How to have sex with strippers

31 comments

• ididthisonce

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  11 years ago

  Sounds like a plan. LOL
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  You MUST be fucking kidding. GREAT way to end up in jail.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Nice! That's going into the next volume. ;)
• canny

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  11 years ago

  Getting someone drunk for the purpose of having sex with her is legally considered rape.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Nah, RickyBoy's The System is ridiculous enough as it stands that the real deal is funnier than a stretch like this.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  LOL Dougster. The other night I fucked a beautiful 24 year old stripper who, just the prior visit a few days earlier (and on multiple prior visits), was singing me the party line about how she's a clean dancer who does not do X, Y or Z. Tonight I am going out drinking with that same stripper and then I'm going to take her to a hotel and do things to her that are illegal in 48 states. What will you be doing tonight? ;)
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Wow, found a hooker to pay for sex, quite an accomplishment! I'm up about 75% in the stock market this year, so I gave myself a hefty vacation budget that I'm using right. How you doing in the market? :-)
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  I'm sure Mr. system2 was just joking. At least I hope you was. I know I'm new here but a lot of this arguing over the system and stuff like that really isn't that funny. I'm going to go back and read the system is it an old post?? I just try to use common sense when I go to clubs. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. But that is part of the fun By the way guys I'm using the new voice recognition feature on my iPhone. I just got a new iPhone. It's great because it takes care of capitalization and stuff for me. I don't know how to make it right sentences though. I keep clicking done and then typing a period Cool I think I realize how to do it I said period it typed it. Of course now I don't know how to type the word period Without turning the voice recognition off. Do any of you guys use the voice recognition on an iPhone?
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  No, I found a dancer who normally says "no" and worked on her until she said "yes." Not only did it take me some time to convert her, but she is now available essentially anytime I want her, which would not be the case if she had other "johns" waiting in the wings. ;) Now I'm not saying that she has never done this before, but it is clearly not an everyday event for her, which is exactly how I like it. F/T hookers are not my gig as I have no interest in being number 7 or 10 served in a day. ;)
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  No answer re - your market performance? Don't worry, RickyBoy, I'm sure "most" would say finding a hooker to pay for sex is "close" to as big an accomplishment as my YTD, right? :-)
• mjx01

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  11 years ago

  1. Negotiate terms 2. have services rendered 3. Pay pretty simple
• MrSystem2

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  11 years ago

  "pretty simple" Not realy good sir. It's a very painful system and it took me well over 27 years to protect infusise on the PRO
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Really mjx? Is that how it worked out for you during your last trips to Blush and Savannah? How about at Hustler in B'More? Were you banging 8s and 9s at the Body Shop and Deja Vu in San Diego? How did the girls at VIP and Admiral in Chicago treat you? Care to amend your previous statement? ;)
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  I'm going to write a review of the Admiral in Chicago cause I was just there. The girls are really hot. But I didn't think they would be anyway of getting anything extra and I didn't even try. If you have Rick you're being pretty cool.
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  And Mr. system 2 you shouldn't have a white power avatar that's not cool. I don't like racists we should all try to treat each other nice.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Ok, maybe I'll try that. My current system is not working. After paying a fat guy premium, a small dick premium, an ugly guy premium, and an asocial personality premium, I'm paying about two large. Kind of wrecking my budget.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Wouldn't surprise me if there are some P4P girls who claim to be no extas as a negotiating tactic. Doesn't mean there aren't plenty who really mean it when they say no extras.
• txtittyfan

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  11 years ago

  Motor, You should ask for a discount for "bundling".
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Who lets these idiots join TUSCL membership rolls?
• LordxBetty

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  11 years ago

  Save money on Pills and just Tiger claw a bitch I the back of the head.......mnnnnnnnnnn meheeeeeeeeeee!!
• LordxBetty

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  11 years ago

  I also like how rickdugay thinks he special because he broke a whore down by flashing a couple 20's more than the average customer, wow rick you really are a PL if you think that's an accomplishment, if I throw out 10 grand in front of your mother you can bet that cunt would be slobbering all over my knob too even if she only does the nasty with "Papa Dugay", Lol what a loser you are rick....mmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnMEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Actually Dougster X of Y, this one cracked when she came under the impression that I might be looking for my next travel companion. Heck if I know how that happened. ;)
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "Who lets these idiots join TUSCL membership rolls?" The Founder I presume.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Alucard be carefully talking like that it will get you banned
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ I didn't ask the question, pabloantonio did. And I presume the Founder approves any person before they start a membership on his site. OR am I wrong & some other person approves memberships??? "How to have sex with strippers" Already know. LOL
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  lol
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Thanks MrSystem. With your method, I went from zero to hero in only 3 short weeks, with an amazing 65% success rate.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  @ms2 your a rapiat eh? That's not a good look bro. Jail ain't worth it. Rick sure is going hard to protect his methods of persuasion
• Gucci_Mane

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  10 years ago

  Lol
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Did y'all notice how jerky RD was to MJX? MJX is a quality contributor who's never been a jerk to anybody.
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  Lol