Comments by curiousgeorgefun

Do eyelashes really make a difference with your balls on her chin?

You are never to old as long as there is levetria or viagra. Just don't take either with nitroglycerin. And if you do check out early.....with a hot 22yr old......... you will get a thumbs up by the bellhop at the pearly gate.

She really just started her period on you

add to #1.... don't have to worry about smelling like stripper perfume or glitter.... why do they do that???

spinners. red-head with freckles between her tits. some tats and piercings

You are telling the other girls.... You're telling us :) That said.... to many details can tip LEO (who is never on this board) or club managers who frown on extras (which never made sense to me, the girls are taking the risk... you are getting customers)

Got a double once from twins. had gotten single from each, but during the second song of second twin the other who was walking out of private dance area joined in for fun I guess for a short time.

Who said the SEALs didn't dip their bullets in bacon grease before the mission? Who said the Navy guys handling the body afterwards didn't put bacon in his mouth? Who said the 72 virgins were female?

I've had it happen a bunch. I keep my ever thinning hair short since the military, plus I am more fit that the average person. Plus I rarely drink, can't afford a DUI. I even had a dancer ask- I said no then asked again after I tipped generously after a HJ. The worst is when a bouncer/owner thinks you are LEO and signals everyone. Ive tried everything including showing my cock as proof (that was the one where she finished the HJ then asked). Haven't found an answer. I would think that cops would be looking a little more like Miami Vice or with wider midlines. Ive rarely seen a fit cop.

Only went to Mexico once and got robbed by the police a mile inside the border. Apparently, if your cab driver has been drinking, you get the DUI. At least that was what the cop said as he took all our money, jackets and boots. Funny thing... he let the impaired cab driver take us back to the border. That was 25 years ago.... never been back.

The girls are not washing their outfits. Think about it... they sweat in them during a dance routine, then change. They probably don't wash them often because they are expensive and fragile.

msftt, I guess the first girl couldn't count. I bet she was one of those college students mentioned in the discussion later on....

when a stripper is doing extras I try to watch out for the bouncer strolling through. if other dancers/patrons happen to see what is going on... oh well.

I never tip the fluffy girls figuring they get a hint. However, they do float some guy's boats since they seem to keep coming back and with money in their garter belt.

Unless she sucked you off afterwards and didn't ask for payment I doubt it actally happened.... but then again, WHO CARES. If the idea got you off then your money was well spent.

not since I got the 'blue pill'

There are little magazine dispensers all over with porn/escort stuff in them. look through a booklet and get a coupon. the cab drivers will drive you for free to the place but don't tell them you have the coupon. The door guy gives the cab driver your cover fee (or part of it). Dirty pool, but who cares, they only suggest the places that pad their wallets.

Happened twice after a minute or so I, "confessed that she wasn't my type" both dancers seemed to appreciate that I didn't waste their time. (One was fluffy and the other black) they asked what was my type and I told them white spinners ( of course I had to explain it to one who seemed to enjoy my description) both girls were able to read between the lines. I tipped them a five for their time and company. Both went and found the perfect girl for me and must have endorsed me because it was if I were a regular and the private dances seemed to skip the "feeling out"song. Has also backfired..... never had one make a sceen but once itwas as if I had the plague. When I returned a brave girl sat down and I told her I almost didn't come back beczuse the girls th

ive actually had dancers tell me not to buy them drinks... just tip them. If the dancers are not aloud to drink alcohol... buy them a redbull and you a shot of vodka... ask the dancer to drink about a shot of redbull and and you can... pour the shot in the can (make sure she can see you, but not bouncer/dj/door guy etc...) loosens them up a little

You can catch everything from BBBJ. Read article, read net. Look for medical sites,

Read STD article... BBBJ isn't safe either. She can get pg anytime

Stupid shit question? Several people stated they've had the same experience and offered suggestions, thanks. At least I am not posting about Obama or on a subject thats been covered 100 times

Lopaw LOL If its big enough to get you off then its big enough

Easy answer: 1. Supply and demand... more will do BJ than fs 2. We expect to pay more so why would they change... to save us $ 3. Guess I'm a cheap bastard since I just get HJ P.s. STD risk is higher with BBBJ than with covered FS

Worse I have personal knowledge of.... just finished HJ and dancer cleaned off hands with my handkerchief and left room while I wiped off and follow 15 seconds later. She was already sitting next to anoher guy running her fingers through his hair. Hope he needed the mouse.