Is stripper shit ever NOT shit?
I recently completely my first tour<also last tour>. My dick got all the action it could take and then some. Every single stripper that saw it raved about its thickness. At one club virtually the whole line up wanted to see the wretched thing while I was busy in the VIP. This was very annoying. I have never had a regular sex life <I was 36 when I first did the nasty> so I am quite honestly ignorant about how my size ranks. Very curious about this.Got something to say?
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I too had the same question after a girlfriend in my 20s complimented me on my size. Turns out, if your erection is longer than 7 inches and/or thicker than will fit into a toilet paper roll core, you have a decent size schlong.
dougster: reviews will be posted when I get back to Western Canada at the end of the week.
potheadpl: I actually appreciated your reply. You won't believe this but I have never watched porn in my life.
dudester: Who is Dick Johnson? Probably more of my naivete showing with that question.
I truly have led a weird life so I have learned today to be much more circumspect with my musings on this site.
SS is almost ALWAYS SS farmer, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. Just make sure she says that with a full mouth - lol.
No? Then its probably SS.
Welcome to our wacky little corner of the world, farmerart.
Oh wait, it's all the same.
Then she started the SS, and told me something I hadn't heard before. She claimed that her kids were taken away because her aunt, with whom they were living, was abusing the kids. Stripper said, "Now I'm living in a homeless shelter.". OMG. Homeless stripper. LOL
Rod,
It was a tight fit, but I got it on. Now how do I get the damn thing off?
Are you both in a stripclub?
Then it's SS.
If its big enough to get you off then its big enough
Me: Me.