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10 years ago
lapdances take place in a little room where they keep the ice maker. you lean either against the wall or ice maker while the girl grinds you.
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10 years ago
say you and a buddy were at a pool hall and entered in a tournament. some of those nightly tourneys start at 8pm and can actually last way past midnight.
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10 years ago
ahh the stupidity of some people who think they are smart at being business advertising. they should have thought that maybe the area that the club is located is within a bunch of yuppie douchebags who more likely than not would object to that unwanted solicitation. repercussions would be the headaches some of these self righteous high almighty can cause.
despite all that I'm actually considering giving this place a shot manana after work.
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10 years ago
"I haven't used algebra all day".
I wonder how her teachers in school felt about that t-shirt - at least mildly pissed?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
well there was a rumor years ago that Carmella bing was hiv positive. that might have had something to do with her not doing as well in porn as she probably should have. or most likely not, as how many porn stars besides tera Patrick, jenna jameson, and maybe sasha grey or kayden kross really made the big bucks?
but yeah if they are not willing to get off me off for my small donation but i'll just whack away to them for free online.
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10 years ago
buckethead can shred, kfc bucket on head or not, but let's get one thing clear: he's no slash.
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10 years ago
well gee - I wonder how she would have felt if she had to give me a nude lapdance with my dick out, and grinded until I shot my load all over her ass for $40? think that would have traumatized more than that $325 one hour cuddling session?
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
seems to be that an athlete, whether retired or not, has to for some reason resort to getting escorts to get off. I always thought that if you were an athlete, movie or rock star you would have access to all these hot groupies for free. or is different now? even stars have to pay for it now as girls even the starstruck ones, are going to those guys - u gotta pay 2 play?
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
favre is probably my fave qb of all-time but he cant' be rated in the same level as Montana or brady. too many bad plays in key situations during playoffs. you could count at lease 2 int's coming your way if your were on the defensive end. of course you still have to catch those hard nasty throws.
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10 years ago
well at least this bowl was way better than last year's.
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10 years ago
the 2 girls you posted - yes they have excellent memory. however, do not equate the ability for long-term memory as being very smart.
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10 years ago
and if you goes half on $100, $200, $300 for airdances he can go leave the club after spending that, go to a sextoy store, purchase a mandingo dildo, and shove it up his own ass!!!
$500 - $1000 for stripper pussy? or any kinda pussy? I don't know fellas but for that kind of money the girl better:
a) stay at my house for a week and get me off as many times as I please. this includes cum in mouth and cum in ass.
b) make me 2 nice meals a day. and breakfast better not be that boiled cream of wheat shit!!!! I want waffles, eggs n toast w/butter for breakfast.
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well i'll leave you guys to fill in c and d to complete the superfecta.
c)
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10 years ago
saw uniformed one in an old Memphis club once. he was hanging out with the manager by the girls' dressing room. he stuck around for 20 mins and then left to go back on patrol. I asked one of the girls what's the deal w/the pig and she said he comes by to get his rocks off.
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10 years ago
"Sure, some strippers hate customers, but I'm sure if you're nice and treat them with respect, they won't hate you."
ehh - generally they'll just hate you a little less in direct proportion to giving them a little extra money and respect. and actually most of the time being an asshole w/a sense of humor will make them like even more than just being nice.
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10 years ago
you can't hide those lyin eyes - the eagles
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10 years ago
here's the link that has the mugshot of these 3 scumbags. to be in stable condition in the hospital couldn't the victim press charges of attempted murder?
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10 years ago
I just say, "well, sorry but I am a very weak man. what can I say, I'm a fucking slut." it makes 'em laugh and hopefully all is forgiven.
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10 years ago
burgers with A1 is pretty good.
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10 years ago
ok here goes the onslaught of negative replies for the newb.
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10 years ago
I was in a lapdance booth at a bikini joint. she's on top of me w/her ass on my lap. I unzip and willie gets some room to breathe. not only does she not object but actually pulls down her G-string and gives me a totally nude lapdance on bare dick. I'm man enough to admit my shortcomings - I couldn't last the whole entire song. busted in one song and gave her the $20 w/no tip required. became my go-to girl for a couple of weeks until she quit. sucks when those type of faves quit.
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10 years ago
praying to allah for your wishes to come true would have the same effect as me issuing a prayer to uncle ted nugent to shoot an arrow right between one of these motherfuckers' eyeballs. actually I have a better chance of that happening as I don't think uncle ted would be opposed.
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10 years ago
I don't understand these Islamic cunts. instead of raising money, however they do it through work, thievery, whatever, to purchase resources for their attacks, why not instead use that money to purchase blowjob, handjob or fuck services? one with common sense would think this would be more enjoyable and more of a sure thing than say killing a bunch of people who couldn't give a rat's ass about those Islamic beliefs and then in the afterlife finding out that there aren't any virgins whatsoever to deflower.
as one who witnessed live in person the fall of the south tower of the world trade center buildings, I for one would like to see some sort of option, not a mandate however, to make it okay to shoot, stone or bludgeon these fucks without retribution if they should inhabitate our beloved land of America should these fucks ever impose some type of imminent threat. but mandating carry laws could possibly open a can of worms - more unnecessary gun violence in highly populated metropolises.
if you don't own a gun just by a few cans of beer or soda from your local deli, put 'em in that plastic bag an start swinging like sean penn in bad boys. those fuckwads should get our message then and there.
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10 years ago
and the girlie dance songs - holy shit!!!! not only do the songs sound the same somewhat, but the voices are totally the same. you have girls imitating other girls' voices. for example, this chick ke$ha (sp) - heard one of her songs called tik tok which the clubs constantly play for the last 4-5 years, and I thought all this time it was the skank from the black eyed peas that was singing that song.
ehh the motley crue song "girls, girls, girls," not much of a fan of that song but I have to consider that an upgrade. over any pop or rap shit that's out there today. in one of the clubs in nyc though when ever that song is played all the night time shift girls are on stage and the dj says each girl's name as each walks off the stage, which enables you to identify which you girl you have in mind for some fun by name.
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10 years ago
steven tyler was turned down for the led zep gig. I wondered what songs he had to sing for that audition.
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10 years ago
the right clubs depends on location of the city - I never been to phoenix nor Inkster, Michigan but I can safely bet there are more 8's and 9's at the hi-liter and flight club combined vs all the strip clubs in the new York city area. yep that's right - 2 clubs in 2 cities vs all the clubs in 5 boroughs.and if you do see an 8 or a 9 in nyc area chances are she's most likely not from ny as she's visiting and working at a ny club for a very short period of time.