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Comments by Dudester (page 45)

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    14 years ago
    Fantasy Strip Club Employee Arrested For Theft
    The security guard at one of our facilities saw a suburban drive in and come to a stop. Two young females jumped out and jumped in a much older POS Toyota that followed it in. A Police Officer on the scene ran the plate-came back clean. Ten hours later, it was reported stolen. Good money bet is that the suburban belonged to a SC customer who was drunk off his ass (there were several nearby). The suburban probably wasn't the only thing stolen from him.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sloppy seconds...
    Since nipples are presented at virtually every Houston club, I know that I'm probably not the first "at the tap" when getting a lapper. However, the experience with OTC Gal last year taught me that virtually every stripper carries baby wipes in their little purse (and in their locker). The only ones that aren't fastidious about clean nipples (and pussy lips) are the ones that you can smell coming towards you, and unless you're desperate, you avoid their lappers anyway. On a funny note, back in the early 1980's, my Marine unit hit some strip joints in Tijuana. Two clubs were adjacent to each other. There was an assembly line of mamasitas at the stage edge presenting their wares. All but one pushed away the guys that tried to present a finger or take a taste. That one gal was often prodded and tasted, then we went next door. That same gal comes onstage and proceeded to get prodded and tasted, again. Then, one of our guys went for a prod and taste. For the endurance of his career in the unit, we made him wash his hands and face ten times a day.
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    14 years ago
    Terrible Dance discount
    Where you're at, I'd try to negotiate an OTC deal, and sweeten the deal, but be firm on what you want.
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    14 years ago
    Two clubs on The Block fined by Liquor Board
    Almost every interaction with a Houston stripper starts with her hand in your crotch. Sometimes before she even sits down.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    AMP
    I read one review of a local AMP. Guy goes and the asian gal is pretty submissive. At some point, he flips her over and starts doing her. He said it felt like rape as his impression of her was that she needed the money bad enough that she didn't resist, say no, or try to have a mutual thing. That's one reason I don't go. Second reason-I really don't lke HJ's or BJ's. Third is, I don't think I'll find a place with much choice. A 30 something mama san just doesn't do it for me.
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    14 years ago
    FriendFinder Networks to Announce Bid for Playboy Thursday
    As long as it means: A) A return to natural looking models B) An end to air brushing C) The firing of a writing staff woefully stuck in 1968 D) An overhaul of the magazine that reflects the second decade of the 21st century.
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    14 years ago
    Police: Complaint Made Of Prostitution In Kroger Parking Lot
    samsung wrote: LOL vm, the sales at this kroger are probably going to see an increase from several of the local men Especially condoms, lubricants, and cheap booze.
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    14 years ago
    The 14 yr old strikes again?!
    Not checking Id's ? Duh !!
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Good Dallas club info?
    The Lodge and Baby Dolls are frequently mentioned as "good time", however La Zona Rosa is a YMWV kind of place. A place like that is a sure bet if you go in as an educated gambler.
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    14 years ago
    D.C. Jury to Watch Porn
    Arbeeguy wrote: Am I missing something here? The feds, back in the 1970's started their first "community standards" prosecutions. This started, because before there were multi screen megaplexes, there were just local theaters with one screen. In order to try to serve everyone, theaters divided up the week. Wekends were for family films, Rated R movies were seen Tuesday thru Thursday nights and Monday was X rated day. Local worship groups had a problem with Mondays. This is where the prosecutions atarted. As the decade turned, megaplexes started popping up, so the point became moot. The Reagan administration then tried outright to kill porn, but the quick proliferation of home video sales quickly created the cultural norm that porn wasn't perverse. So, the feds went in a different direction. Child porn was BIG business before it was outlawed in 1978. However, several photographers were cashing in with non erotic pictures of naked kids. In 1991, the feds went after photographer Jock Sturges in San Francisco. The jury, however, sided with Sturges and not only aquitted him, but ordered them to return everything they had taken from him. The feds then stepped back from porn prosecutions for awhile. Max Hardcore was successfully prosecuted after 9/11, but he had a hard time validating artistic intent when his flicks were clearly misogynist. The next prosecution was against the creator of "Rape videos" where the actress was actually beaten (broken bones, etc.). However, because the case was tried in Los Angeles, like the Sturges case, it blew up in the face of the feds. A D.C. jury should be an interesting test case. D.C. is predominantly black and evil angel has both black and white actresses. The case will fall on whether a jury will think that porn is obscene (evil angel is nowhere like max hardcore).
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    14 years ago
    Larissa Riquelme Pledges Naked Run Despite Paraguay's Defeat
    topless-http://www.argentinas.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Larissa_Riquelme_021.jpg nude-http://foreign.peacefmonline.com/entertainment/201007/57594.php
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    14 years ago
    Cafe Risque, Dunn, NC review: "It was also pretty strange to have to put my han
    Restraints...Brr, I'm a onetime recon Marine who has been shot at a time or two, and seen some shit that still haunts my dreams. If some person tried to put restraints on me...just imagine the first First Blood movie.
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    Tiffany's in Atlanta is back to female dancers -- new name, tho
    Lee wrote:"people are still finding out that it's mammaries and kitty again, instead of richards." Gays don't have anywhere near the amount of financial leverage as they think they have. It's merely a Hollywood myth that they do.
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    14 years ago
    Kristen Stewart stripper-movie trailer shows more heart than pole
    Hype. I don't think we'll see nipple one, let alone a single short curly.
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    14 years ago
    Ex-stripper accused in a case of murder, money, sex and voodoo
    sam wrote:"In 2002, Novack Jr claimed his wife tied him to a chair for 24 hours and proceeded to rob him of $370,000 in cash, antiques and jewellery with the aid of burglars. She told police it was a sex game. He declined to bring charges." Dumbass. He should've ended it then.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    WHAT'S IMPORTANT?
    1. PERSONALITY-can't stress that enough. Why am I going to hand her money if she isn't pleasant enough to be with? 2. Eyes. I do look at eyes, even in a strip joint. 3. A nice, natural, figure. No bolt ons please. 4. The bloom of youth. I find 24 year olds to be the most sexy, as long as they take are of themself and don't look older than they really are, or try to use makeup to conceal something. 5. Little to no makeup. The only reason to paint your face is that you're about to go to a college football game, or wage war against Mel Gibson.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Road trips...
    Shadow, did you forget the Houston magic ? We have some unbelievable mileage. St. James is probably just about your speed, not all that far from the airport, and a hotel next door that rents by the hour.
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    14 years ago
    Police: Priest's Secret Sex Life Cost Adoring Parishioners more than $1 Million
    Back in 325 A.D. the Catholic Church had the first council of Nicea. It was where the rituals associated with the church were decided on. In 1962, the Church held Vatican 2, which stopped mass from being solely in latin, and nuns were allowed to wear conservative clothing, which weren't habits. It is now past time to hold Vatican 3 and make the church more transparent. The recent priest sex scandal, and ongoing scandals, are a flashing red light and blaring siren that the church needs fixing. Why so many people (like my sister) cling to blind obediance just blows my mind.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Psyche!
    Wow !!
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    14 years ago
    Man Crashes Car Into Madison Strip Club
    Martians ??? LOL !!
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    14 years ago
    All-American Light Bulb Dims as Freedom Flickers
    On another board, I tick off liberals because I end almost every post with the line: "A tsunami gathers in the shallows". Government has over reached and there'll be hell to pay this November.
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    14 years ago
    EarlTee
    Horny old bastard.
    The Making of a PL
    I was barely 18 and went just to look. I was "saving myself" (yes,I know better now), so, I would've declined a lapper-if offered.
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    14 years ago
    Farmington police officer arrested in prostitution sting
    Funny that the US and a few middle east countries are the only ones that penalize people for having sex. Truly sad that some good people get their name smeared for total bullshit.
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    14 years ago
    Winston-Salem Strip Club Fire Is Suspicious
    In Houston, there were several SC fires (about 9-10 years ago). Being questioned about it, an arson investigator pointed out that it was found that the SC's had missing safes-it must've been an inside job. Very suddenly, the SC's fires stopped-even though no one was caught.
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    14 years ago
    4th of July, 234 years later.
    Being a veteran, I remember the reason for the day. For many, it's just about bar b q's and drinking mass quantities of beer. For me, it's about the flag and getting a lump in my throat when I hear patiotic songs.