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14 years ago
numbnutz wrote: like i go to a club for rare cognac. memo to strip club owners: forget the highpriced frills. just get beautiful dancers with pleasant personalities who know how to please. It's a simple business, really...
Once upon a time, Ricks was like that. It's why, 15 years ago, they were THE premier spot in Houston. Then, they became publicly traded, and they turned into just another strip club forcing the hustle on it's dancers.
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14 years ago
troop,
I know Ron, met him decades ago. He's actually quite pithy, and funny, when he's in the right mood. If he's not in the right mood, he can be annoying. So, I imagine that he'll be talking, perhaps to introduce Jenna.
If you get a chance to talk to him, talk to him about politicians-in the respect of two faced politicians (Elliott Spitzer) who try to shut down strip clubs, but they're banging an escort on the side-even though they're married. That'll get him going. He might even try to whip up the crowd onc you tell him about the local restrictions on strip clubs.
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14 years ago
I haven't seen the other porn parodies for fear they might be crap. If, however, they are like the 1970's porn movies (good acting, writing, directing, etc.) I might be interested.
To really have fun with Star Wars, however, Darth Vader would have to be a drag queen or seriously into BDSM, both a turn off for me. However, my curiousity might be piqued if Luke does Liea, then later finds out that she's his sister. You could have some fun with Liea, making her dance in the cantina for Jabba, being confused about Luke, and having a secret thing for darth, even if he's an impotent drag queen (would explain his grumpiness).
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14 years ago
Actually, I don't like Al (I could go on for awhile on that), but I think this massage crap is just that, crap. If there had been something to it, she would've reported it immediately. That her (and the others) allegation is years old, is telling.
I can understand a kid waiting years to report daddy, but a grown woman ???
Next case please.
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14 years ago
CTQWERTY is on to something. If he gets busted, she might suddenly be free for OTC.
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14 years ago
Steve- LOL !!
George-actually, I haven't confirmed her age, but she works the night shift-weeknights. Most likely, they wouldn't let a <18 year old work nights-weeknights, but I could be wrong. And, it might help. I haven't been to the clubs in a few months. Stockpiling my money because of an unstable workplace, and because my b-day is in a couple of months and I have no ATF right now, and you know that's an investment in time/money. This could be the low cost answer to that. Because of closure issues, I need to get a birthday right-I haven't done that in 36 years.
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14 years ago
The reason that talking on the phone, and driving, is banned in a number of places is that people only pay attention to their phone. Being in a strip club parking lot is a time to be in a condition red-eyes wide open, constantly scanning, and moving with a purpose. Standing still in condition green in a SC parking lot is not wise.
Troop is wise, but I feel naked and lost without my wallet. The only SC parking lot that made me feel vulnerable was the Mansion (now closed). That parking lot was literally a walk in the woods.
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14 years ago
I only have two-greenvegas, and mistergay, who goes out of his way to earn enemies. It took a while, but I finally found the chink in his armor. He really is a sad, sad, little, pathetic individual with delusions of grandeur.
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14 years ago
Notsosly pointed out a growing thing. However, some suspect will get himself a good lawyer and that kind of thing won't hold up at the high court level. I can't see the Supremes saying it's cool for cops to committ crimes to catch a criminal. I know that both Scalia and Ginsburg would be dead set against it. The Supremes will probably shoot down that case by a 8 to 1 margin.
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14 years ago
Not really. Heartbreakers, in Alvin (south edge of Houston), a couple of times a night has an event where you get a mini lapper for about ten seconds. The girls rotate every ten seconds and since this mini lapper only costs a buck, you actually go through a few singles until the dj stops it.
Also, Ricks will run two dances for 30 bucks (on the floor) and you get a T shirt. You can wear the T shirt again, but for what purpose ???
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14 years ago
I met a gal at St. James who told me that she went to Europe on little $$ and was in Germany when the funds ran low. She thought that she'd just do some stripping in Europe and make enough to come back on. Then she asked "Did you know that there's no money to be made there stripping ? They can see boobs all over the place."
I then asked her how she got back to the states. She got a sour look on her face, like she just sucked a lemon, and she changed the subject.
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14 years ago
So lying can be construed as rape ?
Depends. Are your people at war with theirs ? Do you have AIDS ? Honest Officer, she told me her name was Traci Lords and she was 18. He said he was going to have the most transparent administration that ever existed (if I voted for the fuck, I'd feel raped. Congress fucked us in the ass and I'm going to fuck them this November).
What if a spaceship lands and there's a bunch of cock hungry space whores inside ? Suppose they got an STD with really bizarre effects. Will that be construed as rape ? (they didn't warn you ahead of time).
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14 years ago
In California there is a law that if the sex is consensual, but suddenly she says "STOP" you had better stop. If you say "almost finished", or something to that effect, you are guilty of rape. Some guys in both New York and California have their dates sign an agreement beforehand to prevent legal trouble.
No California poon for me, not anymore anyway.
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14 years ago
Very early in the lapper, she presents a nipple to my lips. Her fingers gently stroke the back of my neck and teases her hair. Allowing me access to her clit, she moans as I play with her clit and suckle on her.
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14 years ago
A $50 bill was found inside the man's pant pocket.
and nothing else ?
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14 years ago
Guess he was a lttle distracted.
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14 years ago
1) Now that Obama has surrendered space to private firms (how's that hopey changey thing workin for ya ?), the first entrants for the 250,000 mile club will happen at some point.
2) There's no gravity in space. Gotta be really really careful with those bodily fluids, lest they float about the cabin.
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14 years ago
The bare minimum to be a "high roller" is 1,200.00 per month.
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14 years ago
George,
1) Lohan was just put in jail. I think she needs to be "scared straight."
2) Save your pennies and keep checking until Sasha Grey starts hooking.
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14 years ago
Sounds like a 1980's porn movie, or a early 1970's B movie.
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14 years ago
Right now, I'm nominating him for TUSCL's Man of the Year (but I'll wait for other worthy candidates also).
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14 years ago
sharp said:when they smack their own ass. Watching her do it is not a turn on for me.
-the old ass jiggle with their butt muscles-seen it 1000 times, still not hot.
I agree
Add in:
A lapper is supposed to start with her leaning into me. Slamming into me, as if I'm a tackling dummy. is not erotic.
Houston lappers, universally, are supposed to involve tongue to nipple contact. Keeping the nipple from me is actually an insult.
Finally, lappers are supposed to be an erotic experience, for both of us. Going through the motions is an insult. I'm basically paying her 6.33 a minute. For that amount (360.00 an hour), it better be worth that amount. Keep in mind that the average shrink and lawyer, each, get 300 an hour. She has to provide a better service than either.
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14 years ago
Back in the mid 90's, I had a confrontation with a mountain of a bouncer in a New Orleans SC. The club, apparently, had a rule that you were supposed to tip every single dancer and a late 40's dancer wanted a buck from me. I told her no and she got the bouncer. I stopped him in his tracks with a look. I then left the club, even though granny proyested that she still wanted a buck.
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14 years ago
Rude dancers are easy to find.
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14 years ago
Shakes head, deeply sighs.
Don't count on seeing any of Blake's naughty bits-won't happen.