Road trips...
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I have read the accounts of road trips by wallanon and others and heard them from TUSCL_Brother and vincemichaels in person. I have the time (retired) and money to do one. But I find the accounts to show little rewards. A lot of driving and damn few good strip clubs. I have thought about doing one from Atlanta (home)down the west coast of Florida and back up the east coast. But there is no club I would want to visit between here and Tampa.
Once a month I drive 240 miles to visit my favorite club in Columbia SC. There is only one town between here and there with any strip clubs. Augusta GA and those clubs suck. So it is a boring 4 hour drive.
I have also driven the 400 miles to Memphis. Nothing in AL or MS worth stopping at. Been to Sammy's in Birmingham (ugh). I have good reports from snowtime about Visions in Huntsville but that means a big dog leg.
If I really wanted to do it, I still have free air fare on the largest air line in the world. I can fly damn near anywhere. A couple of years back a close friend's daughter got married at Notre Dame. I thought about making a road trip to South Bend Indiana, out of it. The only place along the way that interested me was "Brads". So I flew.
I won't say I will never do it but right now I am just too happy at my favorite club in Columbia SC.
Where would you go?
Once a month I drive 240 miles to visit my favorite club in Columbia SC. There is only one town between here and there with any strip clubs. Augusta GA and those clubs suck. So it is a boring 4 hour drive.
I have also driven the 400 miles to Memphis. Nothing in AL or MS worth stopping at. Been to Sammy's in Birmingham (ugh). I have good reports from snowtime about Visions in Huntsville but that means a big dog leg.
If I really wanted to do it, I still have free air fare on the largest air line in the world. I can fly damn near anywhere. A couple of years back a close friend's daughter got married at Notre Dame. I thought about making a road trip to South Bend Indiana, out of it. The only place along the way that interested me was "Brads". So I flew.
I won't say I will never do it but right now I am just too happy at my favorite club in Columbia SC.
Where would you go?
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Not in one road trip, though, unless I was retired and had a motor home to travel around in. :)
Looking to hit Cheerleaders and Blush in Pitt. Then experience The Block for a night or two. Then from there possibly on Atlantic City. The trip will be moreless big hops; the scene in Ohio and West Virginia looks rather pathetic. I also plan on hitting PNC Park, Camden Yards, and Citizens Bank Park.
Sin, you might not want to leave Philly off of the list. Show n Tel is a worthwhile stop in my book, despite that bad reviews on here.
shadow, if you are heading to Florida then nothing beats Miami in my opinion, but pothead's neck of the woods is a lot of fun too. Pot is in an area west of Tampa where it is full nude, full alcohol and very friendly girls. I had a great time at one club there and believe pot when he said that I could have had an even better time at his favorite haunts.
The next road trip I will make will be Detroit/Windsor or Indianapolis. If flying was free for me, I would go to Las Vegas, Houston, Tampa, or Columbia, SC. Maybe Tijuana or Amsterdam but I doubt it.
You have to have some other things to do in the place you're going/passing through. I'm not sure I could do a road trip solely for adult entertainment and nothing else. But it really makes driving long distances fun and easy when you have things to look forward to wherever you drive.
My ideas for free pass flying involve flying someplace, getting a rental car, and hitting likely clubs < 2 hr drive away:
Summer: DTW, IND, PVD, STL.
Winter: TPA, FLL, MIA, IAH. MCO a viable alternative (not for stripclubs), if you get bumped from 1st 3 choices. Rental cars plentiful there, generally no dropoff charges.
Anytime: LAX or ONT.
Some secondary choices would be PHX, DFW, and maybe LAS.
I'd have to agree with your assessment of road trips, shadowcat, but that wasn't the sole reason for my road trip.Yep, it's been a lot of driving, but I am a wanderer, always been, always will be. I've thoroughly enjoyed my travels in the last year. I've seen the beauty of our country again and again, enjoyed the people I've met, and learned many things. Overall, from what I've seen, Detroit and Houston are 2 of the best environments for clubbing. Doubtless there are gems around the country, the guys here (and lopaw, God bless her) have told us time and time again of their favorites and if I had unlimited time and money, I'd travel throughout the country.I like the open road, and the opportunity to do as I please, when I please.
Rick's right about Pasco county. It's a short drive from Tampa but well worth it.
I've heard good things about Costa Rica, if you don't mind leaving the US.
I did do a Chicago, ESL, OK City, Dallas, NOLA Strip club run a few years ago. It was fun but not worth repeating.
clubber: I have known many air line people that have flown to San Jose, Costa Rica and you are right. The Casa di Citas are great. Better than Mexico.
As for Mexico, I have flown, driven and traveled by ship and bus all over western Mexico. Mostly in my younger days. I have spent time in TJ, Rosarita Beach, Ensenada, Santa Rosalita, La Paz,San Luis, Hermisillo, Gymas, Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta, Gudalahara, Acapulco and Mexico City. Whore houses are in almost any town. Border towns are dangerous. Tourist towns are expensive. Best places to go are the interior. But you need some Spanish there.
Funny thing is Shadow and I couldn't more the same as well as completely different.
First the differences. He's UHM and I'm low mileage and that explains a lot. Anyway, I go to the club once a week, he goes once a month. I'll go and hang out, have lunch, buy a few drinks, tip, socialize and go home. I don't always get lappers. I go with no expectations. Shadow goes with high desires and expectations. Where I might wait on a debutant a week or two or even a couple months, he waits for several hours (or maybe another month). What I expect in several visits over a month or two, he expects in one visit. I have no urgency, he seems to be less patient.
Like Shadow, I'm very comfortable in my fav clubs. He has one, I have two (La Chambre makes 3, as a back up to Bogy's). I've even been foregoing Bogy's and hangin in Jackson at Potters lately. We both know our dancers, our waitresses, hell we know the DJs and the bouncers (I would throw in the doorman but I don't know the doorman, do I Vinny?!). Our bartenders know us and how to mix our drinks the way we like them they and even run specials just for us.
When you are well known and liked at your club, why go else where? Shadow doesn't want to travel to others clubs for the same reason I don't, cause we have excellent connections at our clubs. We can walk in and within 5 minute know exactly what's go to happen.
Hey Shadow, home is where the heart is, right?!
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Samsung mentioned City of Industry clubs, They are great but I stopped going about 5 years ago because I really felt I was not getting value for my money.
I think is Shadowcat is happy with the clubs he goes to, there is no reason for a road trip.
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