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Comments by Dudester (page 24)

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    14 years ago
    N.o F.un L.eague
    I go with CTQWERTY on this. With that said, that the owners haven't gone with a 1987 solution is more proof of how the owners are tied in with gambling interests (games are rigged).
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    14 years ago
    Police: Woman Hid 54 Bags of Heroin, Money in Her Vagina
    Help me find the keys to my 747 and I'll fly us out of here.
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    14 years ago
    An honest stripper?
    Late 90's, when I was on a limited budget, would go to Trophy Club to see one dancer, an asian named Lexi. I could only afford 50 a month, cover 5 + drink 4+1, then two dances with Lexi. One time, knowing my budget, because I was a faithful monthly, she let me go under the panty. I had an extra single and gave it to her (as thanks and respect) She gave it back to me and gave me a kiss.
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    14 years ago
    Dancers that resemble porn stars?
    Saw one that strongly resembled (young) Pat Benatar. 1996-Saw one at St. James that was the spitting image of Katie Holmes. She gave a hot lapdance. Earlier this year, actually got an hour of LD's from Christian Singer Jonnie Allen. Why she was at St. James gets me, but it really was her and not a lookalike.
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    14 years ago
    What do you prefer?
    Pole tricks or not? Take the stage in shoes you can move with. First song, fast upbeat song-and dance-really dance. Second song-slow. Booty dancing or slow and sensual? Slow and sensual. Talkative dancers or straight to the point? Let's talk. Is drinking or smoking a turn off? Smoking yes. Drink not a problem, unless you're tipsy or drunk. Lingere or bikinis or costumes? Lingerie. Let me undress you.
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    14 years ago
    The Latest from "College Candy" ...
    or sooner (I bank on sooner)
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    14 years ago
    Stripper Kicks Back At Strip Clubs Over Illegal Kickbacks
    You go to a market to buy a bag of flour. Did you know that the flour company has to pay a "slotting fee" for that flour to be there ? In order to work at a TV network, an actor has to do certain things for the network (unpaid, it's part of the contract-attend parties, make certain appearances, etc.)
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    14 years ago
    Sports journalist-turned-pimp collected Marriott Rewards points
    In the 1990's, I worked at a Marriott. About a dozen times, I either threw out prostitutes and/or their pimps. On another dozen occasions, I threw out drug dealers. Finally on one occasion, I threw out a prostitute who tried to set up (with kids-10 & 12) a drive up drug window.
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    14 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    How would you defend strip clubs to a city council?
    1) Take four single moms from the club (three dancers and a waitress). Have them talk about that the club lets them work, spend time with their kids, and add in that they don't need the public dole (city money) for daycare and rent. 2) Bartenders talk about how much booze is sold, therefore increasing the public dole through alcohol taxation. 3) Have the owner read off a list of his employees, from dancers to bartenders, to waitresses, to kitchen personnel, to valets. Close the club, and this is how many people you'll have on the public teat.
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    14 years ago
    Pleasuring Her
    Happened three times. She's laying back, panties aside, or slipped off somehow. Her eyes were closed, she's moaning softly, when she gets off and asks me to stop. In the afterglow, she thanks or compliments me, then, Me: How much do I owe you ? Her: I lost count. Whatever you think is right.
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    14 years ago
    The Ultimate PL
    Okay, the guy ended up in a coma because of the injury. When he came out of the coma, he fingered his wife as his attacker. Rose's BF had been initially thought to be the attacker because he had come in the club threatening people. It turned out that Rose and the BF were conning the PL-her telling him that he's always stalking her, won't leave her alone. It turned out that Rose and the BF had multiple aliases and had been pulling this con all over the place and they were wanted in Miami for murder. The first twist, was that the PL left his wife (now arrested) and his teen daughter, for Rose. The second twist, not only were Rose and BF lovers, there were fraternal twins. The PL ended up killng the brother.
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    14 years ago
    A STUDY OF SORTS: FIRST TIME YOU JACKED OFF
    I was 5 or 6, but I had been molested by a neighbor.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    TITS
    I usually go for the handful and less. My fantasy is to find the perfect-A cup with huge nipples.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Tuition
    It wasn't from a stripper, but in New Mexico, women can be flat out weird. I landed a date with a solid 9. The kicker here is that the 7's and up are spoken for from the time they are age 9 and up. So, were on our way out. I pick her up at home. On our way to the date, she asks if we can stop so she can see a friend of hers first. Worse, she gives me directions to the warehouse type supermarket, already. I pull up to the back dock area and intuition told me to angle in instead of driving in. There were ten of the toughest looking guys I ever saw in my life. I pulled a J turn and was out of there in seconds. As we pulled back onto the main drag, I asked her what that was about. She said "I wanted to see how tough you are." I immediately took her home and never saw her again. _________________________________________________________ This gal probably ended up a stripper. I met a girl in Los Angeles and she told me, as I picked her up for the first date that unless I was a complete and total gentleman, that we had no future. I was a total gentleman, hug only on the first date, and peck on the lips on the second date. As I picked her up for the third date, she said "You'd never guess what happened today. I was at the mall and this guy told me that I had what it took to be a model. He had a business card and everything. We went back to his studio and I modeled nude for him." I said, "Let me get this straight. Two dates, and all I get is a peck on the cheek. You meet some stranger, and you take your clothes off for him." She answered,"But I respect you." "Bye."
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    14 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Shaved, Trimmed Strip, Natural Patch, or Full & Natural??
    I'm a DATY specialist. I prefer a clean palate.
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    All Nude Strip Club To Open
    I used to teach at that gym (it had a dance center back when). My students would, immediately after class, go next door for a margarita. They said the mix of endorphins (from class) plus the tequila was exilerating. Also, way back when, Albuq. clubs required full cloth pasties (not the rubber or latex), along with full bottoms-no nude allowed. There are better places to open a club. Back when, the only club was on the south edge of the city, miles from the nearest school or restaurant.
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    14 years ago
    Tiger has a new "wild child"...
    He's not married this time. Him and the Wild Child are over 18. He's free to do whatever he wants.
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    14 years ago
    Nude cleaners
    Unless you have hidden cameras in every room of your house, you're asking for trouble. The set up is contained in "ask for particulars-our staff doesn't mind cameras". Uh huh. I see where the angle is.
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    14 years ago
    Was I setup?
    It sounds like a gypsy (Romany) setup. $$$$ to learn a lesson :(
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    14 years ago
    Q: Chicken or the Egg
    1983-sitting at an all nude joint, the new owner (an 8)was actually onstage nude, just gyrating. Suddenly, this old cuss yells out "Take your clothes off". She replied "I'm naked". She wasn't marketing herself. If your stripper had gone to the club to text, she succeeded. If she went to make money, she failed. Even only a 6 can draw a crowd, with the right kind of honey.
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Quebec Revels In Its ‘Open' Sexual Culture
    Will it stay this way after Quebec secedes ?
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Arson Suspected In Back-to-back Strip Club Fires
    Same thing happened in Houston in 98. The suspects were never caught, but the fires suddenly stopped. Take a hint.
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    14 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    I Don't Understand Strippers or Women in General
    Woman, frailty be thy name-Shakespeare
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    14 years ago
    Jason Biggs turned off by wife's stripper pole
    He's an idiot. If I had his money, I'd put a small stage in a gameroom (he should have one), then mount the pole on the stage.
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    14 years ago
    Akron Area Strip Club Raided, Real Crime Uncovered
    Recent news is that most states are having budget problems. Ohio must have an untouchable budget segment for the Thought Police.