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Dancer 1 to Dancer 2: "I'm sick of these guys I go out with. They're all the same. They're just after one thing--money for drugs."
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We've had a lot of discussions about what we like in dancers, and so I started wondering what dancers like about us. As for me, the two things dancers find most attractive are my rugged good looks and my…
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This is a real news story. I couldn't make this up. It's not just strippers--all bitches are crazy. Cops: Troy man fires gun after finding another man in bed with wife 5:44 PM, Jun. 9, 2011 | …
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At the club today I met a new 22-year-old dancer with dark hair and a nice rack. After one dance in VIP, she pulled down my zipper and started to suck. I had to restrain her because…
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I had not taken seriously the prophecy of doomsday on May 21, and so you can imagine my surprise when I woke up today in heaven. Heaven, it turns out, is an infinitely upscale strip club, where the dancers…
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Not long after I arrived at the club last week, a group of guys in their 20's came in and sat at a table near mine. I soon forgot about them as dancers began joining me for drinks…
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Yesterday a friend of mine, who's become a vegan, lectured me on the health benefits of vegetarianism. He even claimed it improved your sex life. How many of you guys are vegetarians and does anyone get improved performance?…
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Donald Trump has demanded to see Bin Laden's death certificate--the long form death certificate with raised seal.
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When I drove up to my club today, I saw two police cars in front, blocking the entrance to the lot, and some uniformed officers were escorting people out of the door. I decided the most prudent course…
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I was in San Francisco last week and stayed in a Union Square hotel. TUSCL told me that the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater was a nearby strip club with good mileage. But I also learned that the cover…
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La Salle suspends professor who hired dancers By Jeremy Roebuck Inquirer Staff Writer A La Salle University professor has been suspended after reports that a recent lecture offered more in the way of lap dances than learning, colleagues said Monday. Jack Rappaport - who…
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Q: Why is Charlie Sheen better than the Underwear Bomber? A: They both fly to Detroit, but Charlie actually succeeds in bombing. For a review of Charlie's performance: http://www.freep.com/article/20110402/ENT05/304020002/Charlie-Sheen-s-Detroit-show-gets-jeers-few-cheers-Fox-Theatre
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I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of people die from dihydrogen monoxide…
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I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have. 1. Sense of humor 2. Intelligence 3. Sincere 4. Kind 5. Honest 6. Thrifty 7.…
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Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've become friendly with over the…
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Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.
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Overheard in the strip club: Dancer 1: "I'm afraid I'll get pulled over some night for DUI. I've never been arrested." Dancer 2: "Me neither. Except for prostitution. And drugs."
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A few weeks ago, after an OTC session, my dancer friend Delilah asked if I had ever thought about manscaping my private parts. I replied that I thought only gay guys did that. Delilah said that I was…
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A Scottish deerhound won the Westminster Dog Show, but when I heard this on TV I thought they said "beerhound." This got my attention because a beerhound would be more useful than a coonhound, a wolf hound, a…
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I went to the club Tuesday to see my blonde fav. Three times, when my fav wasn't around, a cute brunette waitress hugged me, kissed me and pressed her boobs against me. I was nonplussed. She had…
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The discussion about giving favorite dancers gifts for Valentine's Day reminded me of times when dancers have requested gifts. A busty blonde I liked once asked if I would pay for her to get a new boob job. And…
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Last year I was talking to a dancer about some trips I had taken overseas. Me: "In May I spent five days in England." Dancer: "O wow! What language do they speak there?"
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A young stripper with bleach blonde hair had agreed to meet me at my house next week for OTC activities. Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip out. I won't have…
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Experienced Dancer to New Dancer: "My customer wants you and me to go upstairs with him for a threesome." New Dancer: "Don't you need three girls for a threesome?"
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Dancer 1: "That customer over there is a real jerk. He wanted to fuck me in the ass for $200." Dancer 2: "Eewwww. That's really disgusting." Dancer 1: "Yeah, it sure is. I don't let guys…
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