Discussions

Q. How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner?

A. Go to Burger King but don't use the drive-up window.

Q What do you call a stripper's birth control pills?

A Crime stoppers.

Why would you place "Gentlemen's Club" in quotes?

patch.com

Q What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell?

A Head lice.

Q How does a stripper's boyfriend remember her bra size?

A It's the same as his IQ.

tmz.com

Q. Is a hot young stripper out of your league?

A. It depends on what night you bowl on.

Q When you go out on a date with a stripper, how can you tell when the date is over?

A She'll put her panties back on.

"The researchers determined that while men’s sexual desirability peaks at age 50, women’s starts high at 18 and falls from there."

nytimes.com