A young stripper with bleach blonde hair had agreed to meet me at my house next week for OTC activities.
Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip out. I won't have to pay for valet parking and over-priced drinks. And you can dance for me in my home in complete privacy."
Dancer: "Do I have to dance for you? I thought we could just have sex."


There is a tip. Look for the ones who prefer being on their back to being on their feet.