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A young stripper with bleach blonde hair had agreed to meet me at my house next week for OTC activities.
Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip out. I won't have to pay for valet parking and over-priced drinks. And you can dance for me in my home in complete privacy."
Dancer: "Do I have to dance for you? I thought we could just have sex."
Me, explaining the advantages of the OTC experience: "You won't have to pay your tip out. I won't have to pay for valet parking and over-priced drinks. And you can dance for me in my home in complete privacy."
Dancer: "Do I have to dance for you? I thought we could just have sex."
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I'm going to try to give you a serious answer about getting OTC, instead of my usual smart-ass remarks.
You need to find a club with high mileage where the girls will be likely to consider an OTC offer. Check the TUSCL reviews to find the best clubs in your area.
Wear nice clothes--a suit and tie is best--and bring as much cash as you can.
When you see the girl who's most attractive to you, tip her and ask for some lap dances.
During the dances, be polite and pleasant but at the same time try to get away with as much as you can.
After 3 or 4 lap dances, tell her how beautiful she is and ask if you could see her outside the club. Give her your phone number and ask for hers.
Since she doesn't know you, she may not want to give out personal information on your first visit. You improve your chances by going to the club to see her several weeks in a row.
This is what works for me. I have no trouble getting dancers to meet me OTC, and it's not because I have movie-star good looks. I treat the girls with respect in the club, buy them drinks and get as many dances as I can afford with the best-looking girl. Not every dancer will meet me OTC, but plenty of them do.
However, I will add to Dudester's warning. Why the *fuck* are you taking her back to your place? To make it easier for her to case the joint for her friends, the local home burglary ring? Seriously, dude, rethink that. Hard. Even a five star hotel is cheap compared to what you could lose on this deal.
Thanks for the reply. Honestly, I'm not interested in OTC, I just asked because I was curious as to how it works. Even if I were interested, I wouldn't be able to afford to go to the club several weeks in a row and buy dances on a weekly basis like you suggested in your last post.
I just wish I lived in an area with better strip clubs. I live in Virginia. The laws here for strip club's are very strict. For the most part, all of the clubs are pastie. There might be a few clubs on the outskirts of Virginia that aren't, but that's about it.
There is a club in my area called Paper Moon that I've been to several times. It's not a bad club. Only problem is the lap dances are over-priced. You have to pay AT LEAST $60.00 for a 2 for 1 two-way contact dance. I know that if I lived in another state, I could get much better value for my money. And I'm sure the mileage would be better, being that I would be at at topeless or nude club, as well.
I would have to drive to West Virginia, Washington or Baltimore to get to what most people would call a "real" strip club. I guess I'll have to do that one day, because I haven't even been to a nude strip club yet. :(
Take a vacation to parts of Canada (Windsor) where escorts are legal for $250/hour and you will have a sure shot rather than taking your chances with strip club OTC.
LMFAO!!!! excellent!
Honestly though, given your budget and age you may want to think about how much time you actually want to spend in clubs. When I was your age I was fucking and sucking regular girls, not wasting my time in clubs. My club activities really picked up as I got older and, of course, had much more income.