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Super Pole I: Only the Thong Survive

Despite the bad puns, this is an entertaining story on New York strip clubs during Super Bowl week. http://www.vocativ.com/01-2014/americas-elite-strippers-warm-super-bowl/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 4

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Roman Holiday

I had sex with this stripper today for the first time. She's a blonde with big tits--just the kind of slut I like. Afterwards we were drinking and talking, and I told her I'm going on vacation…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 29

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Frozen Out

On my way to the Detroit strip club, the temperature was 4 degrees F, up from the negative temperature earlier in the day. The club's parking lot had fewer cars than usual, but this did not surprise me.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

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Joke of the Day

What is the definition of cow tipping? Throwing dollars at overweight strippers.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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8 Reasons Most Guys Actually Hate Strip Clubs

Do you think the author is a faggot or a major faggot? http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2014/01/what-guys-think-8-reasons-i-ha.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11 22

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Somebody that I Used to Know

When I became a strip club aficionado about 7 years ago, my first favorite was a dancer named Monique. She was a petite blonde just 5 feet tall with a pair of nice big enhanced boobs. I loved…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 22

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Joke of the Day

The husband of a stripper walks into the club with a gun, and says, "I heard a guy had sex with my wife. I'm going to shoot him." The bartender looks at him, and says, "You don't have enough bullets."

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 22

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Called to Jury Duty

Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one. Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 13

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Fire your Gun on a Bus, Run into a Strip Club

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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0 for 5

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11

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If you always wanted a giant bronze middle finger statue, you lost your chance

It appears that Alan Markovitz's bronze middle finger statue sold on eBay. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/01/middle-finger_statue_erected_b.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 6

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Disgusting Behavior

I was sitting at a table in my favorite strip club, and the downstairs bar was directly in my line of sight. A tall, thin blonde dancer walks up to an old guy sitting on a bar stool.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 15

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Raid on Detroit Strip Club

Channel 4 News reported that the Highland Park Deja Vu Club was raided due to prostitution, drugs, under-age dancers, and after-hours partying. Highland Park is a small city within the City of Detroit, and is known as a bad…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

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OT. A new low in ridiculous lawsuits

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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A Dream about a Stripper

I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8

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13-year-old girl forced into prostitution, then nude dancing at Miami Beach stri

Club Madonna is in a lot of trouble. http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/08/3858885/13-year-old-girl-forced-into-prostitution.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1

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Jonathan Martin in a Strip Club

Those Miami Dolphins like Tootsie's. It appears that Jonathan Martin was dragged in there like I was. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/08/jonathan-martin-strip-club-richie-incognito-dolphins-tootsies/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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It was so cold...

Snow and frigid temperatures cover much of the US. It was so cold in Detroit that a stripper's tongue stuck to my dick. Anyone want to comment on how cold it is where they live?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 24

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OT: Chicago Ban on Gun Sales Ruled Unconstitutional

Chicago residents regain their rights. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140106/NEWS02/140109925/chicago-ban-on-gun-sales-in-city-unconstitutional-judge-rules

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 9

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Tina Fey Makes It Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Q09Lag1cY

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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Beyonce could Strip for Me Any Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COHXL4bIhBE

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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Man nicknamed 'Six-Nine' charged with strip club killing

I don't buy the explanation of why he's called "Six-Nine" and I believe he's innocent because he has an honest face. http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Man-nicknamed-Six-Nine-charged-with-strip-club/dYWSb7nNh0iFqhaouMJkOA.cspx

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 4

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New York Times: Houston and Its Strip Clubs Call a Truce

The New York Times covers strip club news: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/03/us/houston-and-its-strip-clubs-call-a-truce.html?pagewanted=1

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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Snowed In

It's January 2 and I had planned to make my first strip club visit of the year. But now I'm snowed in with no chance for fun. Detroit weather is not kind to people who drive little sports…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 30

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Write Off Strip Clubs on your Taxes

The rapper Game claims "You can write off strip clubs...making it rain." I was getting all excited, but then the Forbes article throws cold water on the rapper's claim. Forbes is a buzz-kill. http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2013/12/30/game-offers-tax-advice-to-rappers-write-off-strippers-sneaks-and-medical-marijuana/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5
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