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A dancer disrespected me bigly, which is not something that should be done to a respectable citizen like me. This incident occurred 4 years ago, but I have been too angry to tell the…

Q. What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man?

A. Your laundry.

Q Are strippers job creators?

A Yes. They’re responsible for boob jobs and blow jobs.

As soon as I walked into the club, a hot blonde dancer I hadn't seen in months grabbed me and greeted me effusively. I did not mind at all. We sat at a…

Q Have you ever figured out what a stripper wants?

A Yes. But then she changed her mind.

Q. Why can't a stripper find men who are sensitive, caring and attractive?

A They already have boyfriends.

Is it a crime to shoot rappers?

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Q. What is a stripper's best pole trick?

A. Swallowing it.

Douchebags online are threatening to report sex workers to IRS. This will drive our favorite strippers, models and party girls off social media.

I have known some strippers who underreport their income (or don't report…