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9 years ago
Geez. If I was a young NBA player and had money I wouldn't be married. Have some fun first. Just don't get a dozen women pregnant.
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9 years ago
"I didn't ask for it, but definitely enjoyed it"
Yup. Unsolicited extras are the best. My first ITC BJ happened like that. After a couple of dances to get me warmed up, the dancer whispered "do you want me to take care of you"
I was merely expecting a handjob, but before I could answer she had my cock in her mouth giving me a BBBJ.
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9 years ago
Sorry, I mis-interpreted the title. I thought she •was* treating you special. Cleaning off the dried cum stains with her mini whisk broom.
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9 years ago
The Walking Dead and college basketball (The Big Ten) is about all I have time for.
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9 years ago
I watched Days of Our Lives in college. It was on during lunch and provided an hour to relax and not think about studies.
I don't think I missed much. Bo & Hope were on. And Victor Kiriakis. And I think they still might be on 30 years later. LOL.
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9 years ago
"One word: Plastics"
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9 years ago
Montreal never deserved a Major League Baseball team. The Expos averaged less than 7500 people per game in their last year. Shameful
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9 years ago
I didn't watch her last night.
I prefer "long" but won't kick her out of bed for eating chacken wangs if she has short
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9 years ago
^^^
Good points. When I first joined TUSCL in 2006 it seemed Detroit was "King of the 2AMers". It was almost a running joke. Lately, it seems there are far more shootings in places like Miami or Texas than Detroit
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
He came back 2 inches taller than he was
If his wee winkie also grew 2 inches - then sign me up NASA!!!
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9 years ago
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
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9 years ago
A simple question (without a simple answer)
Why do you need a gun at a strip club? (Or any club)
I'm not "anti-gun" but you're going to the wrong club if you need to carry a weapon.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
You would think I would be loyal to the Detroit automakers but my last two cars have been a Toyota Camry and an Acura RL. Extremely happy with both.
I just bought a Lexus RX over the weekend. Haven't taken delivery yet so I'll let you know.
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9 years ago
I once ran out of money at the Flight Club around midnight and drove all the way to A2 to find a safe ATM. (Just kidding sorta)
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9 years ago
First clue it's not the PHC on 8-Mile?
Shooter drove an Astro Mini Van.
No self respecting TUSCLer would drive a mini van to the PHC (Except maybe the dancers)
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9 years ago
Interesting perspective from sports. I heard this on ESPN today.
Lebron James is 31
Teammate Kyrie Irving is 24
Reports say they don't hang out off court. No common interests and they're just 7 years apart.
That's why I prefer strippers that are 30+
When someone reaches 30, they're not a kid anymore
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9 years ago
Looks like Papi did a review for the club, so that means the chances are this is a white club are....
A. 100 pecent
B. 75 percent
C. 25 percent
D. The same odds as the Lakers winning the NBA title
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9 years ago
Never been a rib man much myself. So I was expecting something like pizza or lasagna
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9 years ago
Ribs.
Of my last 3 favorites, two of three named ribs.
The baby daddy of my first ATF spent about 90 days in the county lock up and the day he got out I asked her what he wanted to eat. It was ribs
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9 years ago
"Texting in my opinion is how idiots communicate. Add in lazy people as well."
That's probably correct.
True story. I only got my very first cell phone capable of texting years ago so a stripper could text me.
"Idiot" and "lazy" are excellent ways to describe a PL (me) and the stripper back then.
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9 years ago
"Do some strippers make you work harder than others?"
There. I fixed it for you.
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9 years ago
I once heard a bit from a comedian that was hilarious.
What if texting had been invented before the telephone. After the telephone was invented people would say -- "This is so great. What a wonderful invention. You can communicate with someone by just *talking*. No more typing!"
Funny but true.
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9 years ago
I saw it. Decided to let it pass. Figured his mom was running late and forgot to give him his meds with his strawberry Pop Tart
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9 years ago
Classy looking establishment. Let's have our next TUSCL meet-up there.
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9 years ago
Bring your fat stacks
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