Over my lifetime I have driven and owned a lot of cars. My relatives owned a small used car lot when I was in high school and college and I bought and sold many cars. Over that time I bought and sold well over 200 cars. I've driven $200 pieces of shit, insanely huge pick ups, lamborghinis, rolls royces, and the ever so rare BMW Z8 of which only 314 ever made it to the USA. All of my favorite cars to drive were standards. I have never owned one as a daily driver and not sure that I would, but for now and then, they are awesome.
Today, I travel a lot and my preferred rental car is a Toyota Camry. In a lot of rural rental car lots, it's often the fanciest car you can find, so I usually stick to it even when I'm offered an upgrade. The other day I was in Cleveland and they didn't have any Carmrys and the bitch at the rental counter thought I was stupid and tried to downgrade me to a Volkswagen Jetta, Mitubishi Lancer or a Chevy Cruze. Since I was in a good mood that day I didn't complain and just took the Mitsubishi Lancer since my only other option was a Volvo station wagon.
After getting in that car, that was by far the biggest piece of "new shit" I have ever driven in my life. It didn't even have 1 single USB port or Bluetooth. Who makes a 2015 car without a USB port or Bluetooth these days? Apparently Mitsubishi does. Run away fast if you ever come across one of these cars.


Mitsubishi sucks. Id rather drive an American.